JohnnyBiSea

I'm a Bisexual guy, geek, and outspoken perv, cook, and occasionally activist. I post some sexy stuff as well as neat posts I like. Steven Universe, Pokemon, Reg-Show, etc. Just ask.

[johnnybisea]

WATCH Jacob in a full video compilation at https://youtu.be/jlFIfhz70EM. More fun at WhibbyGaylord 😍😝

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[bellaxiao]

[brazenbewilderment]

Ayyyyyye!

[laysiaprincess]

I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS

[whibbygaylord]

BEST Wrestler Bubblebutts (Mr. James Green Highlights) - https://youtu.be/Pg67fO39sZY Reblog with your fantasies for this gorgeous ass!

[whibbygaylord]

Another Wrestler with one Uber Sexy Bubbly-Round Bubblebutt! Watch the full Rob James video here https://youtu.be/xVMnd0eXDiM

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans have inconsistent morality. Many people are saying nonexistent.

[topnotchass]

[johnnybisea]

I gotta do more of these

[the-real-ted-cruz]

Masterpost

[gayagendas]

Meryl Streep, who?

[mitski-miyawakis]

every line is absolutely wild

[nya-kin]

[after-art]

i want someone to look at me the way rihanna looks at blunts and french fries

[bortoukali]

[diverguy07]

“Are you wearing the…” ‘The Chanel boots? Yes… I am"

[liberalsarecool]

[b-random]

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

[imgayitsok]

[welcome-to-the-sinners-ball-dea]

God bless drag queens.

[videk]

I will always reblog this

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

[sonicghost]

Oh fuck yes.

[carlocomarcho]

[lestrvde-deactivated20140818]

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

[hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm]

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

[johnnybisea]

This totally happened you guys, honest. It's not the first page of an erotica that he altered the get reblogs on Tumblr, it's the real deal!

[manrumpsxxx]

Follow Me For The Sexiest Rumps On Tumblr

[johnnybisea]

crumpled paper

[vijara]

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

[yoncce]

[johnnybisea]

Early alzheimers for this clueless bitch. It's like she can't accept anything in reality after 1996, which is why she thinks she still matters

[athletecentral]