Come with me, Slim

  Proud father of two lovely kiddies. Actor, producer and musician. Pirate lord, demon barber, chocolate maker, psychotic writer, mad hatter. Rum and fine wine enthusiastic.  

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itsbeenheard:

I said I would drive you around at least

Then I’m waiting for it.

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deutchnotdeutsch:

I’ve got into a fight with a little girl on the airplane and we started a war throwing gummy bears at each other until the stewardess ended it. I feel like that story said enough about myself, so hi, I’m Zoey! 

Wow. That was a waste of gum. You could have given me! Hello Zoey, I’m Johnny.

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xbatmanpaynex:

Well i think christmas is sorted, now just need to think where im going to go and spend the day for it 

I’m sure your parents and all family would appreciate your company. So why not try to spend it with them?

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Giving Back || Angelina & Johnny

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angieinlondon:

“Just be glad the kids are a little distracted with shopping. You might have been ambushed otherwise,” the brunette joked. She couldn’t remember if Johnny had ever met her kids or which ones he had gotten a chance to meet while they were filming The Tourist. She had a feeling he had probably met the twins a couple of times, since they had been with her literally 24/7 during that shoot. Smirking when Johnny told her that it definitely wasn’t what he was expecting, she looked quite proud of herself for throwing him off a little. “Good, good.” She nodded and gestured for him to grab one of the shopping carts so they could start filling it up with toys to buy and donate. “Besides, when have you ever known me to mislead you or give you wrong directions?” Even Angie wasn’t clever enough at the moment to mess with Johnny like that and give him directions to the wrong place at first. “I hope you came ready to shop, because we’re not messing around tonight. We’re on a mission. Last year, I think we filled ten shopping carts full of toys. Really, we just go until the kids get tired and they’ve…had a lot of sugar today. So, it might take a while.” Flashing Johnny another playful smile, the actress started going up and down some of the aisles with him, careful so their shopping carts wouldn’t collide while she started looking around for where her kids ran off to.

They weren’t alone; Angelina’s bodyguard had also accompanied them on the shopping trip. She usually had one come with whenever they went out shopping – not only for security purposes, but it was just easier to keep tabs on everyone with another pair of eyes, not just her own. “Guys, come say hi. Look who showed up.” Angie waved four of her kids over, the four that had decided to come shopping that night. Angelina’s daughter Shiloh’s jaw dropped when she turned around to see Johnny standing there and Angie’s son, Pax, nearly cursed when he spotted the actor. After introducing Johnny to Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and Vivienne, the actress started finding more and more things to fill up the shopping carts with the help of the kids. She had to laugh at Johnny finding the Jack Sparrow doll; furrowing her brows, the brunette leaned in to get a closer look at it. “Wow, they still make these?” She teased, raising a brow at him. Simply messing with him, she took it from him and added it into the cart. “What would you need a doll of yourself for? That’s so funny. It barely even looks like you. They got your pirate hair right, though…” Just as she looked up, she saw her youngest daughter trying to grab a giant stuffed giraffe out of a bin and Angie covered her mouth with a soft gasp upon realizing Vivienne was about to knock the entire display over. “Viv, wait–” Angie barely got the words out before the huge pile of stuffed animals came toppling down. Vivienne, who was almost crushed, thought it was funny and was hardly startled by it. Instead, she started handing some of the huge stuffed animals over to Johnny so he could put them in the cart. “It’s not a shopping trip in our family without a little bit of chaos…” Angelina added with a light laugh, her fingertips rubbing her own temples.

The actor showed Angelina a bright smile and nodded. “I don’t care. I have all the time in the world, with all honesty.” Johnny said as he walked beside the stunning actress and looked around the big toy store, exactly as she did. He was really excited especially because he has never done that kind of thing before. Sure, he had been involved in other charity causes, but never had the privilege of doing it with a close friend such as Angelina. When Johnny saw her kids, he couldn’t help but smile at them and wave them back. He was beyond happy to be introduced to her children and immediately thought about how lovely they were and about how different they were from each other, which was breathtaking.

“Yeah, I guess! Terrible, right?” He got that she was messing with him and decided to join her. He has always been a person who doesn’t take things too seriously and liked to live life for the moment. “Testing characters maybe... I used to play barbies with Lily-Rose. It was fun while it lasted. Now I can play with myself, with a doll of myself. Not exactly sure if that scares me or amuses me.” Johnny laughed and his gaze focused on his friend’s daughter, Vivienne. “It was funny though. It isn’t so bad, trust me.” As the toys were given to him, Johnny nodded and left a big loud laugh escape through his lips.

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itsbeenheard:

Thats what I like to hear. Talking about my car, we should get in there and drive to the country side or something.

So you are asking me out. That’d be lovely.

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deborahldn:

Well, I am definitely bragging about that.

You should meet her one day. I’m sure she’d love it.

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itsbeenheard:

Is this you saying you’d miss me if I were dead?

Of course I would. How could I not?

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itsbeenheard:

I am still blaming my father as well, its been a horrible thing he did, both of you did. I love it still, I will always love it, but if I died there you two would have been to blame

We wouldn’t let that happen.

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itsbeenheard:

Worth the prank? I almost had a heart attack, you basically almost killed me

You can’t blame myself only, Mr. Heard was in that goddamn prank as well. And you loved the car, didn’t you? I’m sure that is what matters.

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itsbeenheard:

I hated when you pranked me and made me believe my car was stolen once again..

The third time, it will be me who will steal it. It turned out beautiful. Worth the prank.

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Giving Back || Angelina & Johnny

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angieinlondon:

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The holiday season was always a time where Angelina really tried to get all of her kids involved with either a charity or some activity where they could give back. Angie and Brad had always stressed the importance of the kids doing their part to help others so they truly realized how lucky they were and just a few years ago, the family had started something of a new tradition – going on a shopping spree at a toy store in London and donating every single item they bought. The actress and her children easily dropped thousands of pounds on all kinds of toys for kids of all ages and each kid had fun picking out things they thought other less fortunate kids might want to receive for the holidays. This year, Angelina thought she would enlist the help of as many of her friends as she could. Once she found out Johnny didn’t have any plans that evening, she texted him and told him where to meet her. It was even more fun because he had no idea what she had planned and she felt like helping kids in need was something Johnny would love to do. He had kids of his own and Angie knew he was involved with a lot of charity work himself.

Angie had a few of her kids with her that evening and they were all as excited as ever to partake in the family’s newest holiday tradition. What Angelina didn’t tell them was that one of their all-time favorite actors would be joining them. In a way, it was a surprise for her own kids as well and she couldn’t wait to see their faces when they saw none other than Jack Sparrow himself walk into that toy store. The brunette showed up a few minutes before Johnny and her kids ran ahead, grabbing a few shopping carts so they could fill them up with toys. Angelina hung out near the front of the giant toy store so Johnny would be able to find her when he got there. Once she spotted him walking in, she could only laugh. “Hey, you made it! Thanks for coming out,” the brunette smiled. “Not what you had in mind, was it? I can just picture your face when you pulled up to a toy store… But hear me out before you run from the idea of shopping. See, this was what I meant when I said you’d be the perfect person to help me with this. A couple of years ago, the kids and I started doing this thing where we’ll all spend an entire night buying toys to donate to kids whose families aren’t able to buy them anything for the holidays. A couple of my kids are here too but I didn’t tell them you were coming out tonight,” the actress explained with a smirk. “They’re already off shopping. Somewhere. We just got here though, so they shouldn’t be far.”

Johnny was really excited about what Angelina had in mind. It didn’t ring a bell to him of what he was going to help her with, but one thing was right - that made him even more excited. He left the hotel he was staying in London and he got in the car and turned the radio on with one of his ultimate favorite albums, and without even realizing it, he already was on their meeting place. He looked through the window and raised an eyebrow. “A giant toy store... nice,” he giggled. “Certainly not what I was expecting, but nice. Very nice.” He opened the car’s door and got out of the car. His eyes met his old friend’s and he sped up his feet to get closer to her. “I made it! Sure, it’s my pleasure.” He laughed. Johnny opened his ears to her and listened everything she was saying at that time very carefully. When he finally understood the real reason he was there he couldn’t help but smile because of Angelina’s good intentions. 

The actor had done a lot of visits in the Jack Sparrow costume and had worked in lot of charity causes and that was definitely something he really enjoyed to do, so when he knew what he was really there to do, it made him feel honored to be a part of her little project. “I’m impressed. I must admit that I was really confused when I got here. I thought they had mistaken the address or something,” he said as he nodded with a soft smile on his lips. “But it’s such an amazing idea. Wow, Angie. That’s incredible. Now, should we start by choosing stuff to buy to the kiddies, or you know, find your little ones?” He said as he walked between lots of toys and as he picked them up, seeing what was on the inside of the box. Until he reached a specific one. "A Jack Sparrow doll? I think I might take this one with me." He nodded once again as he smirked. 

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itsbeenheard:

No love, I said we need to discuss the line of love and hate, you interpreted it in a way that makes it sound like I hated it. I might not have been best pleased with it, but hate is a very strong word

Now that’s something else. I doubt that you could hate something about me, though. I’m just kidding, love. But still, it would be hard, wouldn’t it?

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deborahldn:

Hold on, I think I just had a small heart attack. There was a poster with my face in your house? That’s the craziest thing I have ever heard. I don’t believe it.

I’m an hundred percent sure it was you. No need to panic, darling. My daughter really liked you. I guess she still does.

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angieinlondon:

Actually, I do have one. With it being the holiday season and everything, there’s something I might need your help with. Something tells me you might be just the guy.

Something tells you I am the guy. Should I be concerned? I’m up for it. Count me in.

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deborahldn:

Perhaps.

Hey, I’m now starting to get to the conclusion that I recognize your face from somewhere, really. May be from the posters my daughter used to have on her walls when she was younger. Yep.

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angieinlondon:

What kind of question is that? Of course we should.

So, any acceptable suggestions about where we should go, miss Jolie?

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angieinlondon:

You have a long way to go. We don’t hang out enough anymore.

You’re right. That’s sad man. Shall we?