I’ll never forget meeting this hunk at IML several years ago! I had just come back from a visit to the Leather Archives Museum with a few buddies of mine and feeling inspired to find a motorcycle patch of the IML logo at the market. I headed up the escalator from the lobby to the market wearing a hand cut vintage Pink Floyd tank top, skintight wranglers, cowboy boots and a bandana covering my head. This guy comes out of nowhere right behind me along with a couple of his buddies and starts rapping with me about my Pink Floyd shirt! The sexual tension was almost immediate between us because there I was, face-to-face with a guy whom I had seen numerous times on Tumblr and crushed on. I know we exchanged names within that initial conversation but I have no recollection of his because all I could think about was shoving my tongue down his mouth and grabbing his bulge. We then entered the market together as he told me that he and his boys literally made a pit stop to IML from a motorcycle run they were on and there I was salivating over the entire story as if it were the plot to a porno and I was the guy they were going to initiate! He was wearing tight wrangler jeans, biker boots, a bandana on his head (if memory serves me right) and a sexy leather biker vest that reeked of cigarette smoke! I remember vividly that his buddies suggested that If I couldn’t find an IML patch in the market for sale that I should just beat the shit out of any guy who had one of them displayed on their gear and take theirs! In other words, these boys were really rough and tumble but they liked me, at least enough to entertain a conversation with me. The immense crowd at the market started to bottle neck at a certain point during this brief conversation and we literally lost each other in the crowd and that was it, poof, they were gone! How fucking anticlimactic was that?! No number, no hot hotel sex, no ride in his bike, just me feeling like a chump who lost his chance. At any rate, I understand that Tumblr is the worst platform to source anything or anyone but if anyone who follows me knows who this guy is or knows how to reach him, you know where to find me and what to do 🏍
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