John Kramer

John Kramer, the one and only.

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✶ I am literally John kramer, this is not rp acc..

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busting while in a saw trap because I have a pain kink

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You threw away a half eaten hotdog, I know you saw that dog begging for it. For your test you will have your penis cut off. Who’s the wiener dog now.

[quinngefail]

What will it take for us to get a Saw movie set in space

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gaysex at the pentagon

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what’s with you and only coming on here every few months

The saw fandom can only handle so much of my wisdom at a time.

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Hey Johnny boy

Hello former Jeff the killer profile picture account.

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can i use a few condoms on you

That’s gay, kinda like this one guy I know who got shot in the shoulder….

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you are so unserious like this is genuinely the greatest shit post account

I like to think myself some sort of comedian.

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what are your thoughts on the name curtis?

Curtis dees nuts

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deadass who is yaoing in my fucking bathroom brahhhh

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yeaaah…right there keep sawing my foot off yeah……just like that…

[iiforuu]

what would i be saw trapped for

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Being lustful for a man who doesn’t know you exist.

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Big fan-- hey, quick question, what the fuck was the inspiration behind the reverse bear trap???

A bear trap.

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sawing my penar off in the saw 2004 bathroom

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I love your work you’re really creative.

still think you should’ve used your cunty and iconic personality to be a drag queen. Just saying

And you think I’m not doing that already.

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they should make condoms with my face on them, though the twist with these condoms would be that they don’t work. You use them and there’s already a hole in it, you open it and it’s ripped in half already, you use it and you give birth to a reverse bear trap etc etc…