Gege the Grey Goo

Yummy! Mmm! Yum yum! Hoopla- oh? What... Tumblr? (mod: @jakejavu)

[johntastyplanet]

Mmm... Yummy! Yum yum! Hoopla!

Alright fellas, this is the joke blog I promised. Here we have Gege the Grey Goo (any/any), aka @johntastyplanet.

Gege talks like this.

For comparison, Axel talks like this...

... and Break talks like this.

As for backstory, Gege randomly came and landed in Pharloom after those two scientists fucked up (as usual), and it proceeded to get adopted by Axel.

The end

Tags:

#"Mmm..." = General interactions

#[Chomp] = Answering asks

#"Yum yum!" = Art

#"Yummy!" = Interacting with fellow blogs of mine

#"... zzz..." = mod. Jake

#"Hoopla!" = Announcements

Also I don't need to make a whole character sheet for it because bro only has THREE moves

BOOORING!!! I ALREADY MADE ONE FOR HIM ANYWAY!!! FUCK YOU PAST ME!!!

[johntastyplanet]

*deposits the sinister potion*

Mwa ha ha, I am sinster! >:D

[johntastyplanet]

*pets you pets you pets you pets you pets-*

Mmm... pets...

[satan-offical]

TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT

AM I EVER GONNA ESCAPE

[grandpa-offical]

[johntastyplanet]

(mod. Jake) You get a Gege Approval Stamp because this bum ass pun actually got a laugh out of me

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[borrowerpigeon]

pigeons fucking HATE ICE !!!

[suchabadhabit]

Deities absolutely HATES ICE

[mantarella]

dollgirls and other dolls do NOT support ICE either !!!!!

[ajithink]

Half & full moths do NOT support ICE and HATE ICE

[jakejavu-offical]

Stickey does not support ICE and neither does Blocko

[plumbers-brothers-warriors]

Luugi and I do not support ICE.

Marro and I also hate ICE.

[lorekeeper-ari]

Th-this cogbug does not ap-p-p-peal to the actions of this group.

[eira-of-the-bellveins]

Grrrr, mmmrp-mrp.

[wanderer-of-shell-resolute]

I do not support ICE in any way, shape, or form. Personally, I would rather support Silk Maternal.

[get-off-my-lawn-type-shi]

Uh-huh. Fuck this ice.

[child-of-moor-and-mite]

Agreed. It's like its namesake -- cold in more ways than one.

[johntastyplanet]

Fuck eysee!!! >:(

[johntastyplanet]

*a mysterious force rotates you on the y axis.*

Gege is so blissfully unaware even of his own existence that he does not notice The Spi~i~in™

[johntastyplanet]

Ebbyone! I learn new word!

[johntastyplanet]

@craftsbugextraordinaire @break-dot-vsl @child-of-moor-and-mite @get-off-my-lawn-type-shi

FUCK!!! :D

[johntastyplanet]

Ebbyone! I learn new word!

[johntastyplanet]

Hey, do you wanna learn a new word?

ooo, new word? o_0

[ajithink]

Alright, repeat after me.

Ready?

Fuck :D!

[johntastyplanet]

... fuu... uck...

... fuuuck...

... FUCK!

Hoopla! I learn new word! :D

I tell friends I learn "fuck"! :]

[johntastyplanet]

Hey, do you wanna learn a new word?

ooo, new word? o_0

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[johntastyplanet]

Oo! Wat dis? "Cick de eg to see wat ha-"-

Ohohohoho~! This rrrapscallion woulde think they can playe a trrrick on mine mind! What foolishness doth they behold! Aheme, aheme! Good sirrr, yourrr fancy little "prrrank" -- as ye youths would say -- shall not affect myself, forrr I am not merrrely a simple pile of sapient gluttonous clay, but rrratherrr one with ye brrrilliance to rival Socrates! I shalt saye once morrre -- THOU ARRRT A FOOL!

... uhh... wat did I jus say???

[satan-offical]

"When I grow up, I want to be an artist!"

That's what I told everyone, with a pencil and paper in hand

I scribbled my days away, the graphite forming loops and zig zags and squares

And soon I could draw up to a real life person

Then I watched

As my paintings became prompts

As my drawings were fed into a machine

As my signature, MY signiture I spend hours perfecting

Became worthless

I think of all the water every pixel wasted

How many lives are lost, or tricked, or indoctrinated.

But I still pick up my pencil and draw

Those loops, and zig zags, and squares

Because the machine hasn't won

Until I've given up.

[johntastyplanet]

Me Gege! Me approve of post!

Here! Have GAS!

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[ciel-of-vault-111]

Muscle memory fighting so hard not to like and Reblog and ONLY REBLOG OMG

[draconixwingforged]

Mood. I usually Like and Reblog, but not this time

Just reblogging

[mysterious-autistic-norse-angel]

must reblog only its so annoying nto liking but ill do it

[ghostlybluetrain]

WAIR SHIT I DIDN’T MEAN TI LIKE

[do-not-u-dare]

AAAAAAAAAA I’m betting most of the likes are accidents

[abel-official]

REBLOG

[algae122]

REBLOG DON’T LIKE I LIKED ON ACCIDENT

[unjudgmentalnoob]

WHY ARE THERE 52 K LIKES WHAT THE HELL

[oddlyspookz]

I would hope im valid

[international-electromatics]

My people deserve a safe space 🌌

[johntastyplanet]

Me Gege! Me approve of post!

Here! Have GAS (Gege Approval Stamp)!

[satan-offical]

"My child is a -blank-"

That's what my child measured in

They are measured in money, in figures, in degrees

Not in the laughs they share

Or the stories they tell

But the numbers that define them

My child isn't represented in the time they spend loving themselves

My child isn't seen in the sunset by the beach or the passing of rain clouds

They're plotted on a graph either going up or down

They're represented as data in a bar chart

I just want my child to be happy

I want my child to be comfortable

My child isn't a blank, or a graph, or a piece of data

They're a person

"My child is brave"

"My child is kind to strangers"

"My child is creative"

My child is happy.

[johntastyplanet]

Me Gege! Me approve of post!

Here! Have GAS (Gege Approval Stamp)!

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

- from @johntastyplanet

You turn around, feeling the uneasy sense of being watched. Nobody seems to be there, but as you look down, you realise that "it" is quite small. One antenna of a Fertid sticks out the side of its mouth, and it's body is a muted green -- presumably from eating the other.

Mmm? Friend? Who you?

*They tilted their head*

"One is Tein, though one is unsure if they could be considered a friend as we have just met."

@johntastyplanet

[johntastyplanet]

Ok!

Gege looks around. It whimpers as it realises it's still lost.

Me no know where me is...

Tein? Can Tein help?

It looks at you with puppy eyes.

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

"One is unsure of how they can help. One cannot see, therefore one cannot lead you to where you need to go. ... Depending on where you would like to go."

[johntastyplanet]

Where is go out?

With a set of round tendrils, Gege tries to sign "exit" -- before remembering Tein can't see.

[tein-of-weavenest-karn]

- from @johntastyplanet

You turn around, feeling the uneasy sense of being watched. Nobody seems to be there, but as you look down, you realise that "it" is quite small. One antenna of a Fertid sticks out the side of its mouth, and it's body is a muted green -- presumably from eating the other.

Mmm? Friend? Who you?

*They tilted their head*

"One is Tein, though one is unsure if they could be considered a friend as we have just met."

@johntastyplanet

[johntastyplanet]

Ok!

Gege looks around. It whimpers as it realises it's still lost.

Me no know where me is...

Tein? Can Tein help?

It looks at you with puppy eyes.