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🗣️🗣️🗣️New Limited Flavour Drop 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Joja Cola New Clear uses REAL NUCLEAR REACTOR COOLANT WATER 💙

Try it for yourself THIS JUNE!

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tearing down capitalism? what about tearing down caps off of joja cola bottles 😉❓💙 bottoms up 🥂

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ohhhh… did people not buy enough joja cola for the intern to keep running the blog last month… ☹️

Greetings Dear Customer! Thank you for your question. 💙

Here is what we can tell you:

Yeah, we had to eat him :/

Hope that helps!

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aeuegggghhhhhh too much joja cola ........ouugghh .....iugghhhh ......oouugghh .................... if only there was someone who would buy it off of little poor us☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ouugghhhhh.............

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Joja Co. is glad to share with you our latest science achievement -

60 DEGREES CELSIUS WEATHER!

Now you can ALWAYS feel the cooling sensation of Joja Cola, whenever you want! Just feel how FRESH it is!

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When your boss calls you during your off-work hours, they're not disrespecting you and your right to rest! They miss you 💙 Bosses are just like little lost puppies - when they can't see you, they get worried! Remember to work overtime, so your boss doesn't get sad!

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Someone took down Joja Co. HQ brick by brick. We are closing forever.

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We also killed morris (for the second time)

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Someone took down Joja Co. HQ brick by brick. We are closing forever.

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WHOEVER HACKED THIS BLOG TO SPREAD PUBLICATIONS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO JOJA CO. BRAND - COME CLEAN! OR WE WILL FLOOD YOUR HOUSE WITH TEN THOUSAND GALLONS OF JOJA COLA.

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Our Joja Cola supplies froze 😔🧊 The intern running this blog has been asked to melt all of them with a lighter so we can sell more Joja Cola this year. If it tastes burnt it's his fault. Not ours

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Got his ass

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What does a German who cannot say no to anything say to a fresh, cold can of Joja Cola? Jaja Cola 💙💦

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Trick or Treat... or maybe... Trick or Thrive? 💙

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This year for Trick or Treat everybody is getting indebted to us foreverrrrrrrrr🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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⚠️Attention to all of our customers⚠️

With Halloween just right around the corner, we are boo-static to announce that Joja Co. will be having huge¹ sales across all of existing² Joja Marts to help all of our loyal members feel the holiday spirit³ 👻

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¹ - 2%

² - In order to participate in this event, your local Joja Mart must acquire an Allowed-To-Exist licence that is not yet available

³ - Not related to toxic fumes