JJBA Therapist

I give therapy to Jojo characters. NOT A LICENSED THERAPIST. THIS IS FOR FUN.

[jojo-therapist]

- Sessions

Well hello! Here we have a list of each of the sessions, organized by part. This helps you to easily access each of the parts with little to no trouble. 

Here is a link to my discord server, where you can hang out with me and most likely get your own session at some point. The server is 13+, although there is potential for an 18+ section to be made for the adults. 

As well as that, here is my linktree, if you want to just get some cosplay things for me! There is also a link to my cashapp if you would like to help me out a bit. 

Without further ado- 

DISCLAIMER: I am not a licensed therapist. This account was made for fun and so that we can finally see these characters getting therapy. 

This entire account has a trigger warning and deals with heavy topics. This is not for the faint of heart. 

Part 1: Phantom Blood 

- Jonathan Joestar, “What to Do” 

Part 2: Battle Tendency 

Part 3: Stardust Crusaders 

- Mariah, “Lost and Broken” 

- DIO, “Nobody Left” 

- Daniel J. D’Arby, “Big Brother” 

Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable 

- Josuke Higashikata, “Abandoned”

- Jotaro Kujo, “Daughter”

Part 5: Vento Aureo 

- Bruno Bucciarati, “You Matter Too” 

- Trish Una, “Issues” 

- Cioccolata, “Doctor’s Orders”

Part 6: Stone Ocean 

Part 7: Steel Ball Run 

Part 8: Jojolion 

[jojo-therapist]

Hi, why are there 93 of you.

Also, I’m still inactive for a bit. I got admitted into outpatient and there is a chance i might end up 24/7 in a hospital. So please bear with me, and I’m sorry.

[jojo-therapist]

“Art, you’re rarely active on your discord server and you haven’t posted something new in months!”

Yeah… I know. I promised, and I couldn’t keep the promise.

My health is declining, is the truth of it. I can barely walk most days, and my hour spent doing dance 4 days a week is just about as much as I can do before I start breaking again. (Spinal cord injury. Please don’t make Johnny jokes— it’s something I’ve hated about myself for the last 7 years, since I was 10. It’s not fun.)

And, well, it’s hard to focus on other things than the fact that Im trying to move out and the cost of rent for a month is the same as the cost of a wheelchair, and I’ll have to choose whether I want pain or to keep having to hide my pain.

I have been getting ideas for this, and I write them down for when I have the mental and physical energy to deal with it, but in all honesty, I just want to sleep and I cant even do that because of the pain.

So I owe you guys a sincere apology for breaking a promise I made. I will try my best to continue to post new content for your liking at the soonest I can. I don’t want you guys to wait anymore.

THIS IS IN NO WAY ME ASKING FOR MONEY. I WILL FIND A WAY. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MONEY, AS I WILL HAVE NO WAY TO REPAY YOU, AND I WILL FEEL GUILTY FOR IT.

[jojo-therapist]

I hope you guys know that I get notifications whenever someone goes through and likes everything then follows me, and it really makes me happy when everything is going wrong

[jojo-therapist]

Hi, so I feel I owe it to you guys for my radio silence these last few weeks.

If you’re on the discord, you’ll know I’ve been active there but not really. Haven’t been talking much and if I have it’s been largely reactive and not me actually starting things.

The truth is, my mental health has plummeted. Not because of this account, since I can actually manage (slow posting to give myself a mental break) but because of harassment on one of my other social medias combined with lack of sleep combined with my mental illnesses getting worse with no treatment.

I’ve thought about ending it but it’s been ideation, not actual planning.

all in all, I just want to say, thank you to those who keep supporting. I know it’s less and I know I need to get back to posts, but it really does mean a lot that people are still coming here and supporting.

As usual, send an ask if you want a session for a specific person and stay hydrated and eat enough.

Love you guys

- Art

[jojo-therapist]

The fact that my mental health has been rapidly declining but people still like my content and follow is the only good thing rn

[jojo-therapist]

As a friendly fucking reminder because my class is being absolute shit right now

Any goals you set for yourself dont have to be fancy. You don’t need to say how you’ll get it, or how much of it you’ll do. Don’t overwhelm yourself with stupid shit because mental and physical illnesses are real and will absolutely wreck you.

[jojo-therapist]

I hope you guys are remembering to drink water and have some food

[softestziam]

Thank you to all the fan fic writers who won’t get a post dedicated to them today or any day. Your writing still matters, your writing is still important. Your fic touched someone, it is someones favorite fic, their comfort fic. Don’t stop writing, don’t ever give up. I appreciate you and your writing. Thank you for all you do.

[alchemist-shizun]

;;

[jojo-therapist]

It’s the way that I needed this today.

[reginaslapdog]

Reblog if it's okay for your followers to message you whenever about whatever.

Seriously I wouldn’t mind some new friends so feel free.

[jojo-therapist]

- Jotaro Kujo, “Daughter”

Requested by the lovely @kawaiiteigen​, who asked “Can you make a session with Jotaro part 6 or part 4 pls?” Why yes I can, lovely! I went with part 4 era, but Jolyne is still a very big part of this session! 

Warning: We do discuss Kakyoin’s death and how it affects Jotaro’s relationships with the people around him in this session. 

DISCLAIMER: I am not a licensed therapist, and this account is made purely for fun. If you find yourself relating to any of these characters, while I am willing to help, please seek the assistance of a professional. 

TRIGGER WARNING: Death, abandonment

Therapist: Good evening, Dr. Kujo. How are you today? 

Jotaro: I’m fine. Why am I here again? 

Therapist: I am aware that you have something going on and that it is not the wisest decision for you to be here, but I just wanted to talk to you. 

Jotaro: What did you want to talk about?” 

Therapist: Does the name Kakyoin Noriaki ring any bells? 

Jotaro: I would like to go back to what I was doing. 

Therapist: Dr. Kujo, may you please sit back down? 

Jotaro: Are you one of DIO’s bastards? 

Therapist: Not the word I would personally use to describe his agents but no, I am not one. I am a therapist, Dr. Kujo. Personal relationships aside, I am here to help you and to see you get better as a person. 

Jotaro: How do you know about him? 

Therapist: Will you tell me about your relationship to Mr. Kakyoin if I tell you? 

Jotaro: Fine, good grief. 

Therapist: I was looking through some of your files and asked your mother about some of the deceased people from your childhood, and he was there. When I asked her about Mr. Kakyoin, she got unusually quiet and didn’t want to answer. 

Jotaro: He was a friend of mine. When I was going to save my mother, we had found him on the way and he came with us. We told him to go back several times but he didn’t and DIO ended up… 

Therapist: Killing him? 

Jotaro: Yes. 

Therapist: I understand. Do you blame yourself for his death? 

Jotaro: I wasn’t the one who killed him, so his death isn’t my fault. He’s dead. No point dwelling on the past. 

Therapist: Jotaro… 

Jotaro: What? That’s the truth. He’s dead, Avdol is dead, Iggy is dead, and I haven’t spoken to Polnareff in years. He’s dead. There’s no bringing someone back to life, even if I try my damn hardest. 

Therapist: That’s not what I meant and you know it, Dr. Kujo. Stop dodging the question. Do you or do you not believe that you could have done something to prevent Kakyoin’s death? 

Jotaro: Yes. There is something I could have done. 

Therapist: What do you believe you could have done? 

Jotaro: Why are you asking me all of these questions? 

Therapist: I don’t understand. 

Jotaro: Why would you want to know this much about people in my life that are dead if you aren’t one of DIO’s pieces of shit that he works with. 

Therapist: I want the best for you, Jotaro. Losing people isn’t difficult, especially not when you are only 17. Especially when that person is the closest person to you that is your age as well. Jotaro, it is important to me that you are able to get help, and I want to provide that help for you. Being apprehensive is normal, Jotaro. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. 

Jotaro: Are you sure you aren’t trying to figure out how to kill me? 

Therapist: If I wanted to hurt you, I would have done so. This room has nothing that will record our conversation as well as no living being but the two of us and these plants. There is objectively no reason that I wouldn’t have hurt you already if my plan was to hurt you. 

Jotaro: Fine. 

Therapist: Where does this paranoia come from? You don’t seem to be as concerned for yourself as you say you are, Dr. Kujo. Is there, perhaps, someone that you want to protect? 

Jotaro: I have a wife and a daughter. 

Therapist: Would you like to tell me about them? 

Jotaro: No. 

Therapist: Are you afraid that I am going to hurt them if you tell me, Jotaro? 

Jotaro: If I say yes, will you laugh? 

Therapist: It’s a reasonable fear, of course, that the people you love could potentially get hurt. It comes with growing older and starting a family of one’s own, if one so chooses. What’s concerning to me is the extent that you are willing to go in order to protect your family, to the point that you wouldn’t even be able to tell me their names. 

Jotaro: Jolyne. That’s my daughter’s name. 

Therapist: Do you love Jolyne? 

Jotaro: More than anything. 

Therapist: Is that why you want to protect her so much? 

Jotaro: Any time I love someone or get close to someone, they either die or come close to it. My mother got sick and almost died, Kakyoin died, and both of them I could have stopped. I could have prevented Kakyoin’s death, maybe if I just pushed him harder to go home then he would still be here, still bright as the day. I just don’t know if my mother would have survived. 

Therapist: You were in a situation where no matter what, you would lose. 

Jotaro: It’s been 10 years and I still think I’m cursed to never be able to get close to people, because every time I do, someone dies, and I fucking hate that. 

Therapist: I understand, Jotaro. 

Jotaro: And I don’t even know if it will change. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. Do I leave and abandon them even though they mean everything, but they stay alive, or do I stay and risk them dying? 

Therapist: Once again, a situation where you lose no matter what the outcome. 

Jotaro: If I lose them too, I have nothing. No reason to live. 

Therapist: Don’t say that Jotaro- 

Jotaro: Why not say it? It’s the truth. I lost Kakyoin, Iggy, Avdol, Polnareff. My mother is sick again. My grandfather is doing whatever the hell he does in his old age. Josuke has his friends and I mean basically nothing to him. If I lose the only two people that I have left, I have nothing to live for. If something killed me, I wouldn’t try to stop it. I would just let it happen. 

Therapist: I understand where you’re coming from. 

Jotaro: I just don’t know what to do anymore. 

Therapist: I want you to tell Jolyne that you love her. 

Jotaro: How would that help? 

Therapist: See, it won’t. It won’t fix your rightfully earned paranoia. It won’t fix how no matter what you seem to never have a good outcome. I cannot convince you that bad things might not happen. I simply can’t. What I can do, however, is tell you to work with what you have. Whether you leave or stay, tell her that you love her. 

Jotaro: What would that do? 

Therapist: Not everything has to have an outcome for it to be valuable. You do not need to gain something from every action you take. Tell her you love her, tell your wife you love her, and expect nothing in return for it. 

Jotaro: What about Kakyoin? 

Therapist: Live as much of a life as you can. I cannot speak for the dead, but from the people I have personally lost, I know that they want me to live the life that I can. He would want you to remember him but not to the extent that you have to hide everything just because you’re afraid of his situation happening again. 

Jotaro: What do I do if staying becomes too much? 

Therapist: Does your wife love you too? 

Jotaro: I think so. 

Therapist: Then she will understand that you need your space. From the looks of it, even after 10 years, you have not given yourself the space to heal from your pain. 

Jotaro: So what? 

Therapist: You have let a lot out during this session, Jotaro. Things that I am sure that you did not mean to say, for whatever reason. That’s good, that is excellent. But I am almost certain that this was the first time that you let yourself feel things this deeply. Despite that, our time is up. I want you to let yourself experience your trauma, and let yourself cope freely. Whether that is by yourself or with your wife or a trusted friend, I don’t judge. Tell people that you love them so that even if something happens, they know. 

-end of session-

[jojo-therapist]

Hey! I’m in my discord server rn and I’m going to be working on the various writing projects I have, as well as the session for today! Here is the link if you want to come hang out!

This link expires in 24 hours but don’t fret! The permanent link is in my linktree in the master list

[jojo-therapist]

"I am not a licensed therapist" is something no one will believe at first

Yeah you know, it’s becoming more and more apparent that you guys actually think I’m a legitimate therapist or psych student and it’s actually a conversation we’ve had in the discord a lot more than I’m willing to admit.

Which either means I’m really good or you guys really need therapy

[sam-y3ager]

Or both

[jojo-therapist]

Get some help

[jojo-therapist]

"I am not a licensed therapist" is something no one will believe at first

Yeah you know, it’s becoming more and more apparent that you guys actually think I’m a legitimate therapist or psych student and it’s actually a conversation we’ve had in the discord a lot more than I’m willing to admit.

Which either means I’m really good or you guys really need therapy

[jojo-therapist]

Can you make a session with Jotaro part 6 or part 4 pls?

I’ll do part 4 Jotaro (since I don’t know much about part 6)!!! You should have that soon, lovely!

[jojo-therapist]

For the record, please note that I cannot do every single character. Not every character has something for me to go off of, and some characters make me extremely uncomfortable to the point that I physically cannot think about them without having a panic attack. When you ask for one of these characters, I will decline.

Please respect that.

[impsexual]

[wocinsolidarity]

BLESS

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

[omgitscordelia]

Imagine still fat shaming in 2020. Imagine being that depressing of a person.

[ch3m1c4l-w4rf4r3]

NO FAT SHAMING IN 2020

[jojo-therapist]

User baethicc on tiktok is just vibing with her gorgeous, plus sized self, doing dances and making uplifting and motivating content… half of her comments are saying that she’s glorifying obesity.

Fat people are just existing. Nobody wants to be morbidly obese, and studies show that bullying someone for being fat makes them feel worse and get fatter