Oh shit, this website has pinned posts now?
Hey, I'm ... Well, its not really key to the narrative here. Just call me Cam, I guess? I was a camera guy at the news station, but then the Joker showed up and shot my coworkers and abducted me. I think I'm his secretary now.
A word from the man himself:
"Why so penis mysterious, Batman? No, no- that's nothing. Don't post that. Why so mysterious, penis? Why so- ah, fuck it. I'll workshop that one."














