w.w.j.j.d.

what would Joan Jett do?

[shock-star]

☆IM FUCKING BACK☆

Hey what's up it's me Mac Nova aka Static Shock! Drummer for Jersey's least favorite indie band Party Pøisøn*

She/Her AS OF RIGHT NOW??

Uuuhhh dyke (love you Kat mwah mwah)

.. punk rock riot girl???

*no relation to mcr PLEASE don't pay attention to harken's look we're original I swear

Find me on twitch but you'll have to like hunt me down first

Idk what else to put here I was gonna make a good one but THE JOKERS FUCKING DEAD

[forsapphics]

I HOPE EVERY LESBIAN HAS A GREAT DAY

[codybatson]

If I had to meet another version of myself I'd kill mys- hold on. tony. okay well if I had to meet another another version of myself.

[shock-star]

is this self loathing or did you remember the time there was another you that wasnt tony but also you you wasnt here for it now that ive typed that i have to remember if it happening or if u dreamt that shit hold on..

[codybatson]

you mean the one where I flirted with sam's deceased older brother

[shock-star]

okay sweet yeah i meant that one

[codybatson]

If I had to meet another version of myself I'd kill mys- hold on. tony. okay well if I had to meet another another version of myself.

[shock-star]

is this self loathing or did you remember the time there was another you that wasnt tony but also you you wasnt here for it now that ive typed that i have to remember if it happening or if u dreamt that shit hold on..

[tobedecidedofficial]

Do you think the penguin smokes weed

[tobedecidedofficial]

Bird men continue to disappoint me

[shock-star]

youll find one who does smoke that shit one day

[totally-not-the-dynamic-duo]

Hey guys! :-)

- R

[shock-star]

i forgot there were non rouge solutions to this if im so honest idk why that was the default in my head

[tobedecidedofficial]

Do you think the penguin smokes weed

[tobedecidedofficial]

Bird men continue to disappoint me

[shock-star]

youll find one who does smoke that shit one day

[shock-star]

they should put my ass in the Gazette for this journalism

[tobedecidedofficial]

Do you think the penguin smokes weed

[tobedecidedofficial]

Do you think the penguin smokes weed

[detectivehole]

no little punk girl don't walk into the lightning storm! your outfit is so conductive! little punk girl nooooooo

[detectivehole]

the lighting strikes her eyebrow piercing and travels down the spikes on her jacket to the chains on her pants down the hooks of her boots till it's grounded in the 2 inches of rubber at the bottom of her stompers and she blinks comically, pulls out a mirror, admires her newly fried hair, and walks away happily

[kulaykonfetti]

[tobedecidedofficial]

Hello blog viewers. Todays lie of the day: lex luthor is pregnant and YOU 🫵 are the baby

[tobedecidedofficial]

If you don't want Lex Luthor for your father vote TONY BATSON for president

[sandmandaddy69]

[kingofcondiments]

Ouuuuhhghu please I've got a bad knee I'm MIDDLE AGED I do not have the energy for the pursuits of a dirty young man

Can we please focus. Bane has. NEVER. had birthday cake. So I'm making 43 cuocakes in every flavor of cake to compensate

[kingofcondiments]

STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS, WE HAVE TO COOK !!!!;;:1;;;

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

I think a better question is what did Condiment King do to piss you off?

He stained my favorite shirt like the whore he is

[kingofcondiments]

Someone's feeling zesty 🤨🕶️🤏

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Girl the poll said yes you better watch your back

[kingofcondiments]

Erm. Sam wouldya add a funny picture for me please

[water-mellie-seeds]

[kingofcondiments]

Thank you Sam I like that you are blue today😁 very fun very "diva" as Simon would say!

[shock-star]

Facebook marketplace please have a cool as hell bass somewhere please under 50 bucks PLEASE GD ABOVE just under 50 dollars..

[codybatson]

can't you just like. idk walk into a music store and go "I can electrocute people" and then walk out

[shock-star]

I FORGOT I CAN JUST STEAL I can do both i think

[shock-star]

Facebook marketplace please have a cool as hell bass somewhere please under 50 bucks PLEASE GD ABOVE just under 50 dollars..

[foxgirlgenerator]

a butch bit me. got dykeanthropy