iamafrenchnerd on Ao3

I am an ao3 author and ive written 3 fanfics of bsd. My account is linked https://archiveofourown.org/users/Iamafrenchnerd

[iamafrenchnerd]

unpinning my fic post bc I’m gonna fucking scream. Y’all I am 15. I do not want porn bots privately messaging me. Leave me alone. Anyway this is now gonna be intro post!!

Name/nickname: Chris (not actual name, nickname)

Age: 15!!!!!

Pronouns: whatever u want idc.

Nationality: French origins, living in England

MOOT LIST LETS GO!! @st4r-yur1

@thefetusfoggy

@w0es0fthev0id-666

@delightfullyodd

@kconatser124456

@matchamuffinmwuh

@siriuslyobsessed394

@shrii-kk

@that-girl-glader

@narniasclosetvoltron

@always-emo

@fuk0unash0nen

@literallymakotosgf

AND I THINK THATS IT!!! If you see this, are a moot and are not on the wall tell me! If you see this, are on the wall but not a moot, either become moot or tell me so i take u off the moot wall!

I think some of my moots changed their names, so if y’all see this, realised u aren’t tagged anymore bc of name change tell me I will re-tag you

Thank you and good day! (If i see another person trying to send me anything sexually explicit I will fucking riot. I am sex repulsed guys I seriously don't appreciate those)

Guys to the begging for money bots I have not even £1. I can’t donate to your go fund me please find someone else bc I can’t even fund myself

[jellitchi]

2 dollars

[jellitchi]

so decayed and decrepit i guess.

[neo465]

could you perhaps draw wifies…..idc which version of him…..

I like drawing decayed!wifies like he got in a fistfight and lost really badly

[iamafrenchnerd]

locked in to make a lil smth for the giggles so uh.

yeah I got rlly invested into decayed and decrepit recently bc wifies and while looking for a pfp I realised there was so little fanart so I randomly locked in and drew him so uh. Yeah. i have a couple versions (proper original, original with some edits to fix lighting n that cause it was trad art, coloured in version which was done entirely digitally) so I’m gonna post the slightly edited one and the coloured one for the giggles

There’s a couple changes between them cause I had random thoughts while drawing it digitally so yeah. Have fun

[iamafrenchnerd]

silly art i made for a meme in mcyt platonic heroes 2026. wanted to post it cause im acc proud of this since i dont really use digital cause im not the best at it.

anyway, this is the duel for the round 1 shirt.

appreciate it. it is just a meme

[iamafrenchnerd]

right so after making this and also sending it on the discord our mod made another shirt about this series of events so i of course drew more art for that one so like. enjoy my really sad stickman art bc of the meme being continued. loving life rn

i love having free will so much

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[iamafrenchnerd]

jdjdjnd

I feel like such a peculiar specimen like what do you mean my friend is ranting about romance issues and I, being aroace, reply with “dam that sucks. I’m not too good at romance shit but I can bring in a singular Jaffa cake for you tmrw if it makes you feel better?” And then proceed to spam mcyt stickers. (He is happy with that deal btw it worked guys) so uh. I’m a strange creature I fear. Life’s wild ig.

[iamafrenchnerd]

silly art i made for a meme in mcyt platonic heroes 2026. wanted to post it cause im acc proud of this since i dont really use digital cause im not the best at it.

anyway, this is the duel for the round 1 shirt.

appreciate it. it is just a meme

[mcyt-platonic-heroes]

Writing Submission By Davan and @iamafrenchnerd For MCYT Platonic Heroes!

Prompt - I just got scammed…

Fandom - 3rd Life

Link - https://archiveofourown.org/works/83806236

[animaniacs16]

Everyone else in Lost Episode 9:

Sayid’s plot:

[iamafrenchnerd]

Bannerfall smajor fanart :3

my friend yelled at me to post this so here goes lmao. Pretty nervous cause I’m pretty sure this is my first time posting fanart, esp in mcyt sooo

This involved so many references but yeah I had fun drawing this :3

[iamafrenchnerd]

random memory

might make this a series who knows

I will never forget the time my computing teacher (at the time, got a new one since unfortunately) set my friend homework when he saw him at GCSE options evening to watch the matrix before he even considered picking computer science as a GCSE. (He hasn’t watched it to this day and that was around a year ago now)

[iamafrenchnerd]

tf is happening in america

idk why shits gotten so bad that a random British 14 year old whose entire acc is about fanfic has to mention it but it has so I’m doing it cause it’s way too normalised in America now and most people just shrug and say “it’s not that bad” or they are unable to help bc of restrictions being put in place but all this knowledge is gathered by me in my spare time bc my TikTok fyp isn’t silly Minecraft and anime anymore; it’s politics.

My first point is about how in the last couple years since trump became president he’s removing LGBTQ+ rights and removing budget from suicide hotlines for these individuals, who if I remember correctly have a 40% rate of suicide in the USA. What. That’s supposed to be illegal but the thing is it isn’t cause he’s broken the separation of powers (aka when the people in charge and the law stay separate to keep everything fair) which is a key part of what makes a country a democracy, so trump has alr made the USA a flawed democracy and it’s rapidly declining into authoritarian/totalitarian rules/rulership. And the thing is that’s actually happening in real time. Trump has alr made it so that he can’t get removed from presidency. The USA is not even slowly becoming a dictatorship. It’s giving communist Russia without the everyone is equal arc.

next point is the immigration issues. This is mostly gonna be my own perspective which has changed as I’ve found out more about what’s happening. I used to find America fascinating and I wanted to live there for a bit bc my only perspective of America was how the media portrayed it, which is typically very biased bc most shows set in America are made in America so there’s some glazing there. The thing is, my mum is French. She’s got a strong French accent but she is completely legal but with how America is going, I’m scared that if my family ever went there she would go to that MAGA camp that tortures immigrants even if they were completely legal. I’m even scared of me and my dad going there bc we would also be immigrants, just for some reason America doesn’t rlly care about the British people but im still scared about going into holocaust part 2. I don’t want to watch my mum potentially get dragged away by ice into a maga camp that would torture her. But the big problem is, im still scared even in Britain cause our governments are close which means the British parliament is actually putting some of those “get rid of immigrants” things so im genuinely terrified that one day my mum won’t come home because she doesn’t bring her paperwork with her everywhere, and that genuinely terrifies me. If America doesn’t get its act together it could ruin lives across the world.

next point is that while Venezuela and Greenland thing. What. Pretty sure it was illegal to invade Venezuela considering the circumstances. You wanna know who else did stuff like that? Hitler. Yep. Nazi’s. Trump is slowly becoming Hitler 2.0 but at least hitler was even slightly smart enough to keep it where people couldn’t report it (very bad thing, absolutely not condoning that). Anyway trump is just Hitler but stupid and orange. He invaded Venezuela for resources. Hitler invaded many country for resources. And he wants Greenland I think also for resources (my teacher didn’t give a definitive answer, just went “yeah resources I think” so correct me if I’m wrong here) and he’s actually willing to start WW3 for it. If you think “no he isn’t he’s just gonna take Greenland then chill out” NATO has said they will send troops to defend. France is sending nuclear submarines. They are making plans behind closed doors without the USA. Every country in NATO can call countries from other continents to help. This is gonna start WW3, the only question is how soon.

in a nutshell, America is entirely going to shit and no one is doing anything about it bc trump has usurped all the power and made it impossible to remove him from presidency. Thanks for reading my rant.

[writerspirit]

I didn't ask for angst. I wanted light and fluffy

-🦦

whoops

[iamafrenchnerd]

I just realised that your profile isn't a circular aroace flag and has, in fact, a slight straight edge on the righthand side.

I am shooketh. :0

oopsie doopsie. I’ve noticed for ages I just haven’t been bothered to fix it and clearly nothing too bad came from it if u only just noticed lmao.

have fun with this knowledge:3

[koffieword-deactivated20251005]

Yo mutual game

Rlly random fact abt yrself

I'll start

I didn't notice that I had freckles until my cousin pointed them out when I was 12

@koi-727 @jnadvich @localgreyteaaddict and open tags

[localgreyteaaddict-deactivated2]

I skipped school almost at daily basis for some years because I participated in academic contents (need to mention our system to understand it but a cool privilege anyway).

Tags: @1shouldbedoinghomeworknow @im-totally-not-a-fae @sanguinesoulz @moonys-chocolate28 @evskiii @luxxie-xv @niketas-reco @me-got-the-sillies-teehee @carkeyjingles @plaguepresence @shark-nuggiez @kurtlyturtle @starberry-7 @iwantsoupreallybadly. @hmm-transformes-neat

[hollanov-addict28]

I love being analyzed and high key like being called out but people get weirded out when I tell them to and I also can't tell people my analysis of them for the life of me.

I couldn't think of anything sorry lol

@messingwithmoony @cool-lesbian-is-here @i-just-need-a-book-please @woefulstar @tea-dirtbag @tartica666 @thisistotallynotaduck @thesongofwolfstar28 @tired-smartass @uponthestairi @jamespotter-21 @jammahanna @hannibal-lecters-cock @guarddog-in-the-snow @spnjohnlocked @spacecurlsandbowties

[thisistotallynotaduck]

Thx for the tag!!!

I wear glasses and I cannot see shit without them

@shotoandhamiltonchaos @sylki221b-is-back @wuchaii @graylilacs @jestersprivilegee @aoelustious + open tag

[ironspider-noctis]

ty for the tag!!

my first love was a dude a few years older than me (i did not date him at any point) and each and every one of my friends told me to “stop loving him” lol

This was very random

@livelove-fangirl @chaotic-snowflake @warden-draws-sometimes @faeriephantomoftheforest @iwanderbecauseimlost @eatlembasbread @radagastthesilly

[iwanderbecauseimlost]

i used to have a terrible fear of mirrors and it occasionally still flares up and i get very anxious around mirrors

@gauntletgirlie @wowstrawberrycow @varda-star-queen @the-bogginses-are-gay @radagastthesilly @ball-of-insecurities @daughterofthesunlands @tentative-tolkienite @askereiniongilgalad @starstruck-mortal-mari @koyaildoesstuff+ anyone else who wants to join!!

[sunny-funny-honey-pants]

ayo double tag :) I almost never wear matching socks. Even if there is a matching pair right in front of my face I WILL mismatch them. Im not even talking like lack-and-white. No. Im taking blue sock with mushrooms that's calf height and neon pink ankle socks @quietlyartistic13 @faeriephantomoftheforest @sunnyyy-daze + open tag!

[lamarieederik]

i have a bread pillow (well actually it’s my sister’s bread pillow that i stole), i make out with and pretend it’s william wallace (scottish warrior), frodo (from lotr), erik (from poto), or aragorn (also from lotr).

all moots welcome!

[221lesbiandconfused]

i cut half of the pad of my thumb off earlier this year and not only do I have a now misshapen thumb/thumb print, but I cant feel anything there anymore.

@gayfurbyboi @anon-remsha @autistobrat @lovely-mosspatch @eternallantern @emptiest--sink @riddler-bitch @rins-batcave @totallysilvergirl @tinypinksnake @therainbowgalaxyadhdgirl @theducksandwich @identitycroissant-tm @i-eat-rusty-nails @actually-a-girls-name @spacebugarts @darling-deceased-female @faeriephantomoftheforest @furytheartdragoness @johnlock-and-tea @kattheamazingcat @lorax-official @caprisunisgud @cats-fluorescent @voidpostings1

+ anyone I missed :)

[anon-remsha]

That's scary (take better care of yourself!)...

(and boy why do I always become blank when I'm tagged in these things?)

Uhhhhhhhhh I've seen people in public going through you lots blogs— with lots of oh and wooh and sometimes I think when they read something completely gory and not something humans should be so happy about, they sort of look around like dear in headlights and then try to school that completely interested in insane smile out (and fail until like two minutes when they have to leave because that's when they close their phone). And I've also seen people in public going through my main blog with expressions that make me want to kill everyone (this strange mix of pity and antipathy mixed with a painful sort of understanding I can't stand)

I literally can't think of anything else right now so.

@rosemelodyshah @moroniccats @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @bellabookworm @the-grassy-hill @moriartea221 and anyone else who wants.

[moriartea221]

i hate myself

@aka-edmond @autistobrat @justeemykx @rosemelodyshah @radiumfr @artoriamoran12144 @identitycroissant-tm @gayfurbyboi @dudejealousy

[dudejealousy]

uh this is going to be a weird one (?) but both of my shoulders have REALLY bad acne, even if they're mostly gone, my shoulders are really really red all the time bc of it T_T

@rr31ch @gojosno1gooner @incandescentlamp @darrencriss-is-superior @kiiiiiirbyy @kawaiinotenshi @cosmiccomrade @everythingistakenihavenothing @achelovoodoo @rrrrrc0rps3 @milkemim @jioperai @moriartea221 @abiding-warmth @uzxz @sageisgreenithink2 @diary-of-a-ghoztyy @blackdogfollowingyou @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @fanmarasupreme @3cl1p @sunshinesliife @cherrievalentino @decayingvqmp @andez4u @about-that-teenie-girl @butterflygirlwithbrain @melancholicmochii @youdeservesooomuch @angel-of-the-lorde @lotusangel222 @little-missscareall @saneobsession

[melancholicmochii-deactivated20]

I can't really feel heat...I've accidentally burned myself several times because of it (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Tags !! : @spookyscqr @princespousal @bitememorepls @belph4you + open tags !!

[princespousal]

I ended up hyperfixated on Mouthwashing because I wanted to find out why the fuck Jimmy said the horse thing . I spent two hours reading through every page of the wiki & analyzing all of the characters , and I've literally never been the same since .

Also I sipped mouthwash because of this game . . It tasted nasty 💔

@your-rat-majesty @yumeyumemeow @elliotdreadthedead ( I thiink you're active again ? ) + open tags

[yumeyumemeow]

thanks for the tag (⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪

i don't know ... im not that interesting (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ i mean , i guess i dropped a bottle of cleaning product on my toe which really badly bruised my toe and on the day that happened my sister had an important event we all had to attend sooo ... because of me , my dad had to stay home to watch over me ... at least he wasn't mad about it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ anyways , later on , due to the injury , i had to get my toenail removed by my MOM with a nail clipper because for some reason the fuckass doctor only poked a hole in my foot (admittedly , the hole made it feel better because it drained the bad blood) she wasn't able to remove my entire toenail so like the bit that she wasn't able to clip off kind of js randomly fell off while i was playing enstars one day . okay thats it

@dyk3girlwalking @nuenuenuenue9900 @sicklysweetlylove @rxttenheartt @jirailen @princesscomm1tz @nyancvt + OPEN TAGS ♡♡♡♡♡♡

[jirailen]

uhhh we ‘ re left handed . and somehow most of our exfriends didn ‘ t know or didn ‘ t realise we were even though we knew some since elementary ... :3

bbwuh @infestedcarcass @wateraroows @pastries-n-poems @airi-momois-fav-dishwasher @jiraimitsu + open tags um idk if tagging you guys is ok sosrry if it isn ‘ t aahhh we ‘ re lost

[wateraroows]

Ahhgg okok uhm relates back to what mootie said but I used to be left handed but my mom forced me to swap to right because no one else in the family was left handed,,, and second hhm im scared of showerheads and whenever we get a new one it takes weeks to get used to it to shower without a being scared or b just using the lower tub faucet. And it doesn't matter how long I've had a shower head I'll be too scared to touch it...

Tagss? Ignore if not in the mood or anything hehe

@bloodypawwz @like-ribbons-in-your-hair @oshidorifuufu @devilsflwr

[oshidorifuufu]

ty for tagging!

i used to be really obsessed with dinosaurs when i was little, i knew sm about them, i loved going to the natural history museum in london (i didnt know its name so for years i just called it the ‘dinosaur museum’ lol) and it was all i talked about apparently. i know nothing about them now though

i also used to really love collecting hot wheels cars, even tho i also now dgaf about cars

tags: @bl00dn0t3-x3 @angelplay @asore666 @sunnywolf3r @i-like-cheese-and-anime + anyone else /nf

[wonderkat-jirai]

tysm for tagging!!! <3

ok so anyone who knows the apothecary diaries will get this but just google “the frog knh” and you will get it

so me n my therapist both watch knh and I asked her if she remembered the frog scene because she watched the og jp release and she said no she didn’t

so I searched it up and she said that she had happily forgotten about it and now she has some trauma and instead of saying the actual word for the amab assignment requirement (yk) ever I always end up saying “frog”

sorry for the long story!!!

@sp01l3dxsw33tn3ss @spagetdomain @imnotmakingit @chronic-gakkuri @schizootemmiee @strawberryraviegutz @tomokokurokisdiary @mayo-with-pizza @m0tephobia-hime @euphoricfl3sh @reelinginthelight @rott1ng4uu @hikkisinners @highclasshomosexual @love-on-your-wrist @l30iztry1ng @distant-angeldoll1 @dying-bunny-0x0 @miserableshithead @daily-jirai @jiraikeillingmyself @jirai-ruby @jollykidpeanuttoad @jiraiisrage @jirai-ruby @jiraimitsu @jirairenshi @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @cabledwristsdear and open tags!!🌸

sorry for tagging so many people I just want to learn more about my mooties 🌸🌸🌸

[hatsunemikusdiary-deactivated20]

I sneezed

(can the next person who does this say bless u, thanks)

@cafem0rbyd @glo0mura1 @thanatophilic-milo

@angelic-dollz @otoriidaee @mossydemise

@elliotdreadthedead (u guys don’t have to do this if u don’t wanna)

[diaryism-deactivated20260113]

I have freckles on one cheek!!

Bless u!!!

@qinai-de-suyi @kamiruuruui @xxnicxle-landminexx @computerk9s @vivikluv +Open tags

[rwufflez]

similar to you we have moles on one side of our face , but i think we should probably do something more interesting . so ...

we absolutely adore teeth . literally all of teeth you could possibly imagine . sharp , dull , shiny , rotted , crooked , frayed , excessive teeth , teeth with braces , baby teeth , all of them .

[jiraiyumi-deactivated20251021]

ooh!! Interesting~

Yuri believes in manifestation!! And the first thing she ever manifested was a shadow plushie~

@ekk0-x3 @nerozon3 @cutieblossom @burning-monachopsis @microwavedclaire @jiraishoya @deerbit3 @silverstar1325 @angel0ftheunderworld @potatomaster39 @pastries-n-poems @toxictwistoffate @reallyapuppy @enchanted-enchantilly

[deadlydevout]

OOOO thx for the tag yuri!!! //>w<//

I am an apatheist and a agnosticist!!! though I support all religions!!!

meaning Im apathetic twoards the idea of a god, and believe that if there is a god, its impossible for humans to comprehend its existence ^_^

as for a more "fun" fact!! I used to eat entire crayons when I was a little kid, and am still tempted to eat the shavingz now, though I don't really anymore :3

@cutieblossom @n1lb0gn1l3pp3z @mayorisan @l4nth4n1d3s @yumechr @victorzmeow @1-am-y0u @needle-san @lilithdeathbed @sillylittledrarryboi @internetchan39 @overdosedcaffine

/NF!!

[internetchan39]

Internetchan has lore ever that you wouldn’t even begin to comprehend :3

@shionsymptom @amisliveshow @angelic-femcel @annaisthemoon @himejoshi-doll @lilithdeathbed @yaoiloverkaworusimp @yuri-bait @theyearningidol @rm-renfields-number-1-simp @willowanomaly

[lilithdeathbed]

i buy Halloween stuff and keep it all year in my room (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

open tags!

[polyamorousclay]

When I was in the hospital I had orange juice with laxatives in it and when my brother was visiting me I let him have a looooonnggg sip until my grandma who was also there made me stop once she realized what i was doing. Primary children's (the hospital i was at) was like four hours away from my grandma's (where he was currently staying) by the way 💀 my mother was not happy

@obsessive-procrastinator @jasongracesglasses @cath-arses @calciumhasarrived @bigboy-raphie @kazperthegh0st @brain-maggot1 @galaxygaymeronyt @mang0chees3 @journal-of-janus @leechesontheroof @thatonecoveyin12 + open tags^^

[journal-of-janus]

When I was like seven I once got one of my hairs in my eye so I pulled it out but had irrational imaginings of getting a giant clump of hair in my eye and trying to pull it out only to pluck my eye out and had a nightmare about it so I begged my mom to let me cut it short but didnt know how to tell her this so she said no so I cried to my first grade best friend and she started putting my hair up for me every day into braids and buns and always tightened it exactly three times so that id be protected since we were both seven so it made perfect sense to her and now to this day i can't handle eye gore.

@thatonecoveyin12 @its-hard-to-let-go-of-an-echo @the-stonekeepers @theklutzycrow @marigold-solis-harp-player @vannisundercover @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @always-emo @daughterofdeath28 @leechesontheroof @lightwdangelo @auxsillyary

[forevr-emo-deactivated20260505]

my elementary school was in the country and in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by orchards and stuff, and they had those big baseball gates or whatever they are at the corners of the big field where we had recess and lunch, and one time me and my friends got so bored when hanging out there we made up a tall shadow man that sat at the edge of the orchard and would pretend we saw him there everyday, and made up this whole elaborate story of how he had secret passages under ground to get into the school and how he was watching all the kids and was going to try to kidnap everyone and we pretended he got closer to the gate everyday, we never told anyone because it was just something we made up and wanted to keep this little story to ourselves, and we NEVER said it was fake around each other, we always pretended it was real, we never called it a game or admitted it was fake we were really into it for some reason

@puppet-string @thatonecoveyin12 @wh0s-v1nc3nt @thatonesillymomfriend @kat4884 @iamafrenchnerd

[iamafrenchnerd]

hmmm I think probably my best time was in middle school when I knew the code to both gates and reception (reception would always be code locked so that no one could cut through) and the way I found out was me and two of my friends left lesson early for a dodgeball tournament at another school (yes; dodgeball) so we were waiting in reception and someone asked for the code and the receptionist just said it without thinking about the children sitting right in front of them. And I found out the gate codes by pure trial and error. I always got there early so I would test every combination on the padlock and eventually got it. I told so many people that they had to change the gate codes but I proceeded to work those out too and did the same thing.

yeah anyone can do this I don’t have time to tag I’m pulling into school rn