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The Crow (2024): Should Have Stayed in Development Hell
Iâm back for a moment because someone asked me to sit through this crap. Happy Halloween, watch something else. SUMMARY (Spoilers, but who gives a shit) Eric (Bill SkarsgĂĽrd) is an addict who has tattoos, because thatâs how you convey a rough history in films now. In an involuntary rehab, he meets Shelly (FKA Twigs) who is on the run from a gangster who has Satanic powers named Roeg (DannyâŚ
Wedding Bell Blurbs - The Office "Niagara"/Schitt's Creek "Happy Ending"
Well, itâs a two-for-one final review before we tie the knot. SUMMARY The Office â âNiagaraâ â Well, itâs been a few months and Jim and a pregnant Pam are finally tying the knot. Unfortunately, they also invited the entire office, including Michael Scott, who didnât realize how wedding blocks work, and thus doesnât have a room at the hotel. Concerned that one of them will reveal Pamâs pregnancyâŚ
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BRIDESMAIDS - Wedding Bell Blurbs
The comedy that made men say âWow, women can be funnyâ and women become angry at men saying that. SUMMARY Annie Walker (Kristen Wiig) is having a rough spot in her financial, social, and personal life, aside from her best friend Lillian (Maya Rudolph). When Lillian gets engaged to her boyfriend Dougie (Tim Heidecker), Annie becomes her maid of honor along with the other bridesmaids:âŚ
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When Harry Met Sally⌠- Wedding Bell Blurbs
You say a great film, I say a great film. PLOT SUMMARY Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) and Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) meet by chance as they agree to drive together from the University of Chicago to New York City. The two end up separating and not speaking for years, only to periodically run into each other for a decade. Over the years, they end up becoming friends, inadvertently connect their bestâŚ
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MAMMA MIA! (And briefly Princess Bride) - Wedding Bell Blurbs
Well, weâre back. Weâre past the first bridal shower and the last single Thanksgiving, not quite to the last Christmas where weâre single. I mean, weâre not single, but you get the idea. SUMMARY MAMMA MIA! is the jukebox musical of the works of ABBA. Itâs probably the most successful jukebox musical, mostly because ABBA is so damned catchy. Sophie (Amanda âI can see your soulâ Seyfried) isâŚ
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Father of the Bride - Wedding Bell Blurbs
So weâre doing the next pre-wedding movie, the classic 1991 film Father of the Bride. I had seen this movie and its sequel a lot during my childhood. The Queen of the Couch had never seen it at all, but loves Only Murders in the Building, so getting her to watch a film with Steve Martin and Martin Short wasnât hard. SUMMARY George (Steve Martin) and Nina Banks (Diane Keaton) are successfulâŚ
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Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour -Â A Boyfriend's Review
I went to a two-and-a-half hour concert film. Let me tell you how that went. SUMMARY Itâs a concert film of Taylor Swiftâs Eras Tour. The Eras Tour consists of songs from each of Taylor Swiftâs ten albums (not counting re-releases), although they are not ordered chronologically. While they did have to cut five songs out, itâs still longer than almost any of the concerts Iâve been to, and thatâsâŚ
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My Best Friend's Wedding - Wedding Bell Blurbs
I know itâs been a while. Iâve been going through stuff, professionally and personally, that has made it difficult to post on here. Itâs honestly made it difficult to even enjoy watching most media with the same love that I used to have. Especially the bad media that I used to adore. But, through all of it, the brightest spot in my life is that I have had someone with me that helps to make it allâŚ
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Wednesday: Full of Woe - Netflix Review
Wednesday: Full of Woe â Netflix Review
The latest supernatural teen drama just canât distinguish itself beyond its leads. About 10 minutes into Wednesday I was already aware that it was not going to have any real connection to the Addams Family beyond sharing names. The Addams Family, who were most successful as a satire of the stereotypical nuclear family, are a property that I really like when it is done right. Admittedly, not allâŚ
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Barbarian (Spoiler-Free): A Horror Masterpiece
I love a movie that keeps you on your toes.
I hadnât seen this movie before it came to streaming and I may have to rent a theater to watch this on the big screen. When this movie came out, all I heard was that it was amazing. I had literally nothing spoiled for me about this movie and, honestly, I want to preserve that for everyone reading this, so I will do my best not to ruin anything. A house is involved. The best part of this filmâŚ
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BLACK ADAM: Snatching Mediocrity from the Jaws of Greatness
I didnât think that this would be the movie to bring me back, and it really isnât, but f*ck it, I have thoughts on this movie. Those thoughts mostly being âHOW IS THIS NOT AMAZING?â
I didnât think that this would be the movie to bring me back, and it really isnât, but f*ck it, I have thoughts on this movie. Those thoughts mostly being âHOW IS THIS NOT AMAZING?â I mean, the muscles alone should carry a film. If youâre not familiar with the character of Black Adam from DC comics, he was originally the evil version of Captain Marvel. The one thatâs now called SHAZAM, not theâŚ
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CarousHELL 2: Judgment Day
This is the Terminator 2 of living-murderous-magical-carousel-unicorn-based horror films.Â
This is the Terminator 2 of living-murderous-magical-carousel-unicorn-based horror films. I genuinely owe an apology to the creators of this film, as they asked me to review it when I first went on vacation. I thought I would review it for Halloween⌠of 2021. Since then Iâve been distracted by things. Iâve gotten a dog, gotten engaged, and beaten Stray. Those are not in order of importance. IâmâŚ
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On Vacation
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Free Guy: A Solid Heroic Story (Spoiler-Free)
Free Guy: A Solid Heroic Story (Spoiler-Free) Ryan Reynolds plays a really nice guy in a crapsack world.
Ryan Reynolds plays a really nice guy in a crapsack world. This movie isnât the first one about a video game character developing sentience, with previous entries ranging from Disneyâs Tron (sort-of) to at least one incarnation of Mega Man to the Christopher Lambert vehicle Nirvana. In fact, the craptastic movie Serenity from last year had that plot. However, this movie manages to both updateâŚ
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Rick and Mondays - S5E7 âGotron Jerrysis Rickvangelionâ
Rick and Mondays - S5E7 âGotron Jerrysis Rickvangelionâ Rick finally achieves his collection of giant robots and starts a mafia. #RickAndMorty
Rick finally achieves his collection of giant robots and starts a mafia. While Rick and Morty have used a lot of anime references over their run, this is probably the most blatant use of an anime property, doing an entire episode around a thin Voltron parody mixed with a mafia movie. The two aspects occasionally feel like they shouldnât work together, but the episode manages to mostly pull itâŚ
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Disneyâs Jungle Cruise: The Mummy Meets the Rock - Disney+ Review
Disneyâs Jungle Cruise: The Mummy Meets the Rock - Disney+ Review Itâs the exact right kind of dumb and fun.
Itâs the exact right kind of dumb and fun. On some level, this movie seemed like the perfect film for Dwayne Johnson, because much of this movie feels similar to the adventure horror-comedy film The Mummy and Johnsonâs first film was The Mummy Returns. Admittedly, he probably wants us to forget that because of the horrible CGI Scorpion King in that movie, but it still feels good to see The RockâŚ
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Centaurworld: Itâs the Cutest Form of Body Horror - Netflix Review
Centaurworld: Itâs the Cutest Form of Body Horror - Netflix Review Seriously, this show is like My Little Pony meets Cronenberg.
Seriously, this show is like My Little Pony meets Cronenberg. When you think of a show about a character that jumps from one world into a completely different fantasy setting, you probably always assume that character is going to be human. This show cleverly goes in the exact opposite direction, with the main character being a horse who journeys through a fantastic world trying to find her humanâŚ
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