You don’t listen do you? You just ask the same questions every week. How is your job? Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have, are negative thoughts.
JOKER (2019) dir. Todd Phillips

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@jokersproperty
You don’t listen do you? You just ask the same questions every week. How is your job? Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have, are negative thoughts.
JOKER (2019) dir. Todd Phillips
Yaay for the match up Idk if requests are still open but, I have blonde reddish hair and blue eyes. I'm 5'5, kinda skinny and I'm an introvert. I am very creative and I love drawing with all myself. I'd like to be an artist someday :)
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Arthur // wc: 620.
You’re just three inches shorter than Arthur which would make him quite protective of you. Sure, he’s not exactly tall himself, but even so he would find himself offering to put things which you need while you’re in his apartment on a lower shelf so you barely have to stretch upwards to stretch it. It’s not because he’s trying to smother you or anything, it’s just that Arthur needs to be needed by someone, especially someone that he loves, for so long has he been used and abused that it’s basically ingrained in him now. Also, he’d actually have a heart attack if he ever saw you climbing to reach something. That chair is so old and unstable that he’s hesitant to even sit on it, and there you are climbing on it without any other supports! You would scare him into a laughing fit, for sure.
You’re introverted, which also makes Arthur pretty protective of you, especially when you’re out and about together. Every nerve in his body would be trained on you and even if you’re just walking through the filthy streets of Gotham, at the slightest hint of discomfort would he wrap an arm around your shoulders or your waist and pull you into his side, murmuring “do you want to go home, love?” and pressing a tender kiss to your temple. For Arthur, it’s all about your comfort. He knows you so well that he can’t help but to affectionately refer to you as his open book in his mind, so emotionally intuitive is he also, and he likes to think that all the pages of you in his mind are dog eared, familiar and well loved.
You’re very creative and Arthur would love that about you! He’d often want to perform a part of his act as Carnival for you or even just do some of his stand up for you in his living room, just to get your opinion and see if he can make any improvements.
If he’s performing as Carnival, then he wouldn’t verbally ask for feedback because Carnival doesn’t speak. Instead, as he remains still in a low bow would he raise his head to take in your reaction; he can read you like a book so there’s no lying to him. At even a hint of negativity, hesitation or forced amusement (a real insult, so be warned), he would scrap the entire thing and start all over again, staying up all night to rework the same part of his act over and over and over (insomnia keeps him awake most nights, but even when he’s basically dead on his feet will he make himself stay awake to work on his act).
You tell him to not try to be funny, to just be himself, but that’s the issue and the solution - so riddled is he with social anxiety and generalised anxiety that he can’t help but to hide; so your creativity comes in handy here! You tell him to look at you, right at you, no matter where you are in the crowd, and to pretend that he’s performing in his cramped but cosy living room. You are his favourite audience and everything he does is just for you.
Arthur would be so very, very supportive of your hopes, dreams, ambitions and goals, and he would set himself on fire if it helped you to light your way. He would always be so proud of all of your drawings, and even if you don’t let him look at what you create, just know that he’s watching you in your element and wondering just what he did so right as to be gifted with such an angel in his life.
Joker // wc: 581.
I feel like Joker would have a lot of fun with you, and you can do with that statement what you will ;) you’re only three inches shorter than him but he would find a new way every day to make it known. Whether it’s lying beside you on the bed (everyone’s the same height when they’re horizontal) and making a show of laying higher up on the pillow because he can then tuck your head under his sharp chin, or putting things on a higher shelf so that he can play the hero and ‘swoop in’ to save you by reaching over you and plucking the desired item off the shelf and then demanding a kiss or some other small touch as a reward, he’s going to make it known. He doesn’t crack short jokes, though - he’s not that much taller than you, after all.
You’re introverted, and while Joker would tease you about this occasionally, he would also observe all of your boundaries. He knows you well, and he knows all the physical tells when you’re feeling uncomfortable or you’ve had enough and you just want to go home. Joker knows and there’s no lying or bullshitting him - “c’mon, doll, let’s go home. Joker’s got some… things to do.” // “You know I just wanna go home, don’t you?” // “Yep!” He’d pop the ‘p’ and grin with malicious intent as he hooks his arm in yours and walks home with you, dancing and pulling you in for a spin sometimes. While Joker loves to wreak havoc and create riots and the like, there’s nothing he loves more than taking you home and spending a quiet night with you in his arms… just like Arthur did. He’s still that same man, you know. He just no longer takes any shit from anyone.
Drawing is your passion, your fire, and Joker loves to stoke that fire within you. When he comes home late at night and you’re still up furiously scribbling on paper, groaning in frustration just because you couldn’t get that curve to curve as you wanted it to, and you would rub it out with an eraser at least twelve times so that the paper itself was starting to disintegrate before you were even a little satisfied, he likes to lean against the wall and just watch you.
He loves watching you. Drawing, reading, studying or working on anything… He loves to observe you in your element, when you think you’re not being watched or when you’re so absorbed in what you’re doing that the world just falls away and it’s only you and Joker - for in his observations does he feel like he can join you in an intimate moment between you and your craft - left.
At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter who Arthur has become or what he does, he still supports you in everything. You want to be an artist someday, but what Joker knows and you don’t is that… you already are. He would love to see any pieces which you are willing to share with him, and if you’re not, then that’s okay - he’d take a sneak peek if he knew that you don’t really mind. Joker’s got your corner, and anyone who tries to get in it, to get after you, will meet a mysterious sticky end… No one tries to hurt you in any way and gets away with it. Not even you.
OMG I'M IN TEARS. LITERALLY THIS WAS WHAT I NEEDED. LIKE EVER. OMG I'M SPEECHLESS
Thank you so much for this masterpiece, truly 😍
Joker (2019) | Dir: Todd Phillips
“If it was me dying on the sidewalk you’d walk right over me. I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me!”
Joker (2019) dir. Todd Phillips
Joaquin Phoenix camera test for Joker!
“Everything has got to go!” ~ Arthur Fleck
IS IT POSSIBLE TO FALL IN LOVE TWICE?
YES, IT IS.
Joker 2019. Special features.
God that first take was so cute 😭😭😭😭
Ahhhhhh!!!! This is so amazing
BLISS
I am literally even more jealous of dr sally than I already was. Believe it or not.
Okay the second top one. Look how incredibly SOFT that kiss is. Holy shit
im dying
i want todd phillips to describe to me the bathtub scene in extreme detail for my bedtime story
I agree!
Joker special features (2 / ???)
*drools*
I got you stuck in my head, isn't it funny? //Joker x Reader
A/N: It supposed to be short without much of a plot, but it expanded on something bigger. I posted it also here. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me know what you think. :)
Pairing: Joker/Reader
Contains: smut obviously, no condom, some swearing, bit of a blood, a little abuse at the end.
Word Count: 4,971
Summary: You’re locked in Arkham State Hospital. You’ve met Arthur Fleck during a group therapy, you exchanged looks with him and sometimes smiles, but you didn’t real talk with each other, he was too shy to approach you and you wanted to keep your guard up in a place like this, so you kinda avoided him. Later on, he left the hospital, while you stayed until the present day. Almost half a year passed by and you forgot about Arthur, but he didn’t forget about you.
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You were rolling over for hours, couldn’t sleep at all. Your eyelids were heavy and your face buried deeper into a pillow, because you couldn’t find a position that would help you relax your body, so if you suffocated yourself then maybe you’d fall asleep. Or at least loose your conscious, that would be close enough.
You turned again on your back, eyes wide open as you looked blankly at the ceiling, counting seconds of how long you could last without blinking. You knew, you could call for a nurse and ask her to give you sleeping pills, but you were locked in an isolation room and to get anyone here in the middle of the night, required having to make a lot of noise and screaming, and you would risk to be strapped to the bed later for insubordination. Even though you’d asked for seclusion, hospital staff didn’t give a single shit whether someone was locked there under duress or voluntarily, you didn’t behave - they strapped you down.
34 seconds.
Why did you ask for isolation? Because you liked it here - the silent, the solitude, having your own room, and no one was disturbing you with crying or screaming. You were far away from everyone.
You shifted your body on a side and shut your eyes, counting your breath leaving your nostrils, your muscles slowly let go of any tension that had been hid inside your body, and you felt like you were finally able to drift into a sweet oblivion.
The time stopped ticking and you didn’t know how long you’d been lying in that almost sleeping state, unaware of your surroundings. It was until your ears caught a slightly noise coming somewhere around you and you fought with your conscious to stay asleep, but your eyes blinked open pulling you out of the dreamless land. You raised your head off the pillow trying to recognize the sound, it was a low rustle from the other side of the room, just behind the closed door. Maybe it was a nurse walking down the hallway checking if everything was okey. You blinked few times more, but whoever was making the noise didn’t go away. They were standing right behind the door, you could only see a shadow through the crack moving around, and hear steps walking from left to right and right to left as if someone was uncertain whether to knock or go away.
At this point you knew it couldn’t be a nurse.
Continua a leggere
Whoever was filming this from the sidelines deserves a big, fat kiss because this is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen.
Heartbreaking.
Arthur Fleck.
wicked laugh, wicked smile, wicked soul x
Joker (2019)
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I don't know what this is, just me starting editing again after centuries :)