jon-a-thong

I'm Jonathan and this blog is a joke. Me

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[gaywrites]

[onlytwitterpics]

[weavemama]

[onlytwitterpics]

[oddlyaquaria]

via the team sasha fb group

[igglooaustralia]

When your dog is a hoe too

[gunzonyatmblr]

Honestly I’m crying rn

[jeniphyer]

Doggy was like “bitch me too!”

[sillymilly84]

Damn 🅱 😐 😂

[pashionforfashion21allday]

I will forever love this

[metadefumaca]

this is truly the realest thing I’ve ever watched

[ruinedchildhood]

[thetownwitches]

i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????

[iv-fischer]

“we got food at the house”

[jon-a-thong]

lmao me to me now that money is tight

[stephencolbertly]

[cozyboymayes]

🗣MEEEE AAFFFF

[awkwardcameron]

being single on valentines day like

[adenosinetriesphosphate]

Nursing Gods...

Please give me a good shift tonight. I’m tired, I’m cranky, I’m in a funk. I need a good shift.

[sterileapparel]

I reblogged this and it actually worked last night. Thank you nursing gods 🙏🏻

[homotology]

Reblog for good shift vibes.

[boluscoffeestat-deactivated2020]

Reblogging for good shift vibes tomorrow  – definitely needed since the last shift was one code/intubation/MTP/unrecovered shitshow after another :O

[adenosinetriesphosphate]

You guys should reblog this. I’m a white cloud so my post brings good vibes.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[neopuff]

favorite gayest scene from dexter’s lab

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]