THESE VEGETABLES AREN'T FUCKING RIPE YET

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

they should give nancy a gun again

[jonathanisdoge]

[hrjafael]

Joy talking about her father’s trauma to Nancy and this being one of her responses will never not be funny to me

[cygames]

[artsandcraps]

Secret of the Old Clock is such a fun game but the librarian is so fucking annoying when you drop off the telegram: "I have a telegram for JJ Pickle" "Kay's fickle?" I'm going to fucking run you over with my blue roadster

[concussions-and-clues]

So I have always been obsessed with the food of Nancy Drew and when I was in hospital/ bedridden I took it upon myself to collate as many of the food items (just stuff you could actually make i.e. no oranges or loquats) as I could find in all of the games. Recently was tidying up my computer and found my list!

[topeka-commission-for-the-arts]

@cluecrewcookin @clueingforcooks

[jonathanisdoge]

Pont Neuf be like

#DAN #nancy drew games

[francie-froo]

ill add this to the list of cursed nancy drew closeups. other contestants:

and ofc special mention for miss deirdre’s gorgeous bite

[queerdagny]

boomers going to any coffee shop be like

[francie-froo]

Ms Adela is a woman of many talents 😍

[henrikvanderswoon]

jump scare warning ⚠️

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[mrwooglewogle]

This is giving some real “whales rule” vibes

[caats]

[lachrymosestories]

I love howbin ghost of Thornton hall you can get murdered by a hallucination if you say a rhyme wrong

[cozycluemysteries]

So I started a new job at a historic theater built in the 20s last week and it seriously gives me Nancy Drew vibes! I have a master key to unlock all doors, multiple electronic locks with codes and just a cool historic atmosphere.

ALSO SECOND DAY I DISCOVERED A FOLDER THAT JUST SAID "SONNY". HE WAS PREVIOUSLY IN MY POSITION WITH THE COMPANY

[spirulin4]

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

[you-have-made-a-fatal-error]

[you-have-made-a-fatal-error]

actual 18th century palaces:

I love you wickford, but you really don't match up to actual 18th c palace design

[deadinternettheoryisreal-deacti]

These edibles ain’t shi-