Jonathan's Fat Blunt

He , 22 , NOT gay ❌🙅

[jonathansfatblunt]

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I'm not a lib like some Stranger Things fans, so I have no "triggers" or whatever bullshit. I'm 22, recent college dropout. It got too expensive, I needed to save for the plug. He says he'll tickle my hole if I don't pay him the 600 I owe, I do not know what he means, but I'm scared.

DNI non-druggies, people who shower every day, Nancy Wheeler, Nancy and Jonathan shippers.

(P.S - Argyle X Jonathan is completely acceptable, I believe they are soulmates and are soul bound to each other.)

Don't be gay on my page

[jonathansfatblunt]

Unfortunately I find you the funniest acc on this website

Thank you. However, there is nothing funny about this account.

[jonathansfatblunt]

if you don't ship fancy who do you ship, you heathen?

Jonathan and Argyle, obviously. They are truly soulmates, it doesn't even matter that they're gay. They were made for one another.

[jonathansfatblunt]

How Jonathan looked at Will and Mike after hearing gunshots in S4

[nonbyler]

@jonathansfatblunt i made you a mood board does this make up for the fact that i can't smoke

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes. Yes it does. This is beautiful, I fucking love M&Ms.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

So you think that depressed teenage boys with internalised homophobia and abusive fathers are funny?

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes, it's hilarious. If he had a mind of his own and wasn't such a Beta Male, maybe it wouldn't be so funny.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You don’t understand him you’re probably another media illiterate member of the ga.

[jonathansfatblunt]

You probably have a small penis . Loser

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You have internalised homophobia

[jonathansfatblunt]

It's actually really external homophobia. I don't hide in a closet like your type. I'm proud.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You’re just like Ted, Brenner and Troy

[jonathansfatblunt]

An all American man respects one such as Ted.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Ted is the reason what Mike has internalised homophobia but yeah he’s so cool I guess 🙄

[jonathansfatblunt]

That sounds like a Mike issue, he needs to learn to let his Homophobia out.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

wtf is wrong with you

Mike needs to learn how to be vulnerable and to share his feelings with the friends and family especially Will.

[jonathansfatblunt]

I think he needs to learn to COPE!!! 🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

So you think that depressed teenage boys with internalised homophobia and abusive fathers are funny?

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes, it's hilarious. If he had a mind of his own and wasn't such a Beta Male, maybe it wouldn't be so funny.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You don’t understand him you’re probably another media illiterate member of the ga.

[jonathansfatblunt]

You probably have a small penis . Loser

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You have internalised homophobia

[jonathansfatblunt]

It's actually really external homophobia. I don't hide in a closet like your type. I'm proud.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You’re just like Ted, Brenner and Troy

[jonathansfatblunt]

An all American man respects one such as Ted.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Ted is the reason what Mike has internalised homophobia but yeah he’s so cool I guess 🙄

[jonathansfatblunt]

That sounds like a Mike issue, he needs to learn to let his Homophobia out.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

So you think that depressed teenage boys with internalised homophobia and abusive fathers are funny?

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes, it's hilarious. If he had a mind of his own and wasn't such a Beta Male, maybe it wouldn't be so funny.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You don’t understand him you’re probably another media illiterate member of the ga.

[jonathansfatblunt]

You probably have a small penis . Loser

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You have internalised homophobia

[jonathansfatblunt]

It's actually really external homophobia. I don't hide in a closet like your type. I'm proud.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You’re just like Ted, Brenner and Troy

[jonathansfatblunt]

An all American man respects one such as Ted.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

So you think that depressed teenage boys with internalised homophobia and abusive fathers are funny?

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes, it's hilarious. If he had a mind of his own and wasn't such a Beta Male, maybe it wouldn't be so funny.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You don’t understand him you’re probably another media illiterate member of the ga.

[jonathansfatblunt]

You probably have a small penis . Loser

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You have internalised homophobia

[jonathansfatblunt]

It's actually really external homophobia. I don't hide in a closet like your type. I'm proud.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

So you think that depressed teenage boys with internalised homophobia and abusive fathers are funny?

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes, it's hilarious. If he had a mind of his own and wasn't such a Beta Male, maybe it wouldn't be so funny.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

You don’t understand him you’re probably another media illiterate member of the ga.

[jonathansfatblunt]

You probably have a small penis . Loser

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

So you think that depressed teenage boys with internalised homophobia and abusive fathers are funny?

[jonathansfatblunt]

Yes, it's hilarious. If he had a mind of his own and wasn't such a Beta Male, maybe it wouldn't be so funny.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

The concept of stanning a character who hasn’t been relevant since season 1 is so funny to me. it takes someone intelligent to understand the complexity of Mike Wheeler but you probably can’t understand what that means.

[jonathansfatblunt]

The concept of Mike Wheeler is the same stuff I threw up violently after my 3 day bender. You like a DOG SHIT character!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (Yes, I ate dog shit, we're not going to talk about that.)

[jonathansfatblunt]

Jonathan knew Will was gay the moment he didn't wanna light up with him. Absolute pussy behavior , you NEVER turn down a joint!!! 14 year olds are stupid!!! The potential risk of it being laced only makes it BETTER!!!

[nonbyler]

my mom said smoking is bad but Dad does it all the time :(

[jonathansfatblunt]

Never listen to a woman, go join your father. It'll make you so smart and you'll be so smart you can escape The Matrix we're all in.

[nonbyler]

i dont know dad's smoke makes my asthma worse. also doesn't the matrix let you dodge bullets???

[jonathansfatblunt]

You won't NEED lungs in The Matrix. And yes, it does. Smoke now, profit now and also later.

[jonathansfatblunt]

Jonathan knew Will was gay the moment he didn't wanna light up with him. Absolute pussy behavior , you NEVER turn down a joint!!! 14 year olds are stupid!!! The potential risk of it being laced only makes it BETTER!!!

[nonbyler]

my mom said smoking is bad but Dad does it all the time :(

[jonathansfatblunt]

Never listen to a woman, go join your father. It'll make you so smart and you'll be so smart you can escape The Matrix we're all in.

[mikewheelerdidnothingwrong]

Jonathan stans only making themselves look worse ://

[jonathansfatblunt]

That's rich coming from a Mike fan. Jonathan is a beautiful, succulent specimen, with the fresh smell of Mary Jane in the morning. Start smoking weed, maybe it'd make you less of a LIBERAL !!!

Also, this you? 🤣🤣🤣

[jonathansfatblunt]

Once I tripped hella on Salvia and spent my time as one of the light bulbs in the string lights from Season one. It was terrifying, and vulnerable. I learned too much about Joyce Byers, and I hate hearing women bitch and moan. She literally only had her kid kidnapped once, it is NOT that big of a deal. And she wouldn't stop caressing me.

It reminded me of my mother.

I will continue to smoke Salvia.

[jonathansfatblunt]

Jonathan knew Will was gay the moment he didn't wanna light up with him. Absolute pussy behavior , you NEVER turn down a joint!!! 14 year olds are stupid!!! The potential risk of it being laced only makes it BETTER!!!