J O H N

Jonathan William Barnes | Eighteen year old Football Player | We don't always do the things our parents want us to do, but it is their mistake if they can't find a way to love us anyway."

[cecxlia]

Thank you, someone who sees the real problem on our hands!

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Someone has to!

[prometheusxgod-deactivated20150]

“How in the world am I being rude, John? I doubt you can even give me a proper explanation to your accusation.” The bottom of her lip soon being gripped by her teeth as she tugged at the skin. “I think you like my attitude a lot. Don’t deny you love this side of me.” She smiled widely before locking one of her arms with his. “Also, my mothers mentioned you would be attending dinner tonight.. Is that correct?” A single brow was raised as she turned to look at him. “We both know how tonight can turn out.. My mothers are going to try to convince us that we are soulmates again. The conversation gets old, John.”

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

“You pretty much said you wanted to use pepper spray on me. I don’t know, seems like a pretty metal thing to do. I never wanted to pepper spray you.” Was she joking? Probably. Hopefully. He certainly didn’t recall any occassion that would’ve needed her to pepper spray him. “I do like your attitude, but you pepper spraying me? No thanks. You know I love your mothers. I don’t know of any dinner tonight, but they probably wanted to make sure I don’t have any excuses. Your moms always do that, we should be able to give them a pretty convincing groan by now, don’t you think so?”

[quinnhfs]

It is, really. I guess so, yeah– but if I have a nap then I probably won’t sleep tonight and I’ll sleep all day tomorrow and it’ll just be awful. It’s all very complicated. 

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

...Your life sounds so much more complicated than it could be. 

[annie-blair]

Seriously? You poor thing, I think the weirdest thing I ever got asked by a boyfriends mother is “what type of birth control are you on?” Masterchef is his life, I’m not even kidding you. Sometimes he tapes them all so that he can watch like, twelve in one go. The other show was definitely better, though. He’s a nice guy, yeah — just very into dinner parties. That’s probably where the Masterchef addiction comes from. That’s true, plus it’s such an awkward subject that they wouldn’t broach it.

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Seriously, they’d even slip condoms in my bag from time to time. They’re lovely. Why did she ask that though? Are there..different types? Binge watching Masterchief, what a lovely hobby to go after. Aside from dinner parties, Maybe the dinner parties came after Masterchief? Anyway, that’s just a terrible combination. He probably wants to try everything he sees on that show, huh? See? Perfect, diarrhea it is then. If they do want to go into details about that topic, get as disgusting as possible.

[annie-blair]

Natural is not the word for middle aged women that are obsessed with your love life. Honestly? I have no idea, I was binge watching Pretty Little Liars on Netflix. But I heard my dad cheering from the second floor lounge, so probably Masterchef. That would work, but my dad would probably send the driver out to get them. I could always go with a sudden death in a close friends family or something, even the most unsympathetic of people couldn’t dispute that.

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

You would be surprised. My ex-girlfriends mothers would ask me about these things all the time. Masterchef? Sounds thrilling, you made a good decision watching...that other show. Your dad sounds decent if he would send out a driver to pick up your friends. You could also go with diarrhea, I doubt they’d want to take you with them if that were the case.

[annie-blair]

You know what I hate? Family dinner parties. I don’t know if it’s just mine, but why families take it upon themselves to ask the most personal and embarrassing questions is beyond me. Do you have a boyfriend yet? No. Is school going well? No. Do you have any idea what you want to do after school? Fucking no. Why not ask what was on TV last night? I’d be way more comfortable talking about that. If anyone can get me out of this dinner party tonight, I’ll literally give you anything you want.

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Every family dinner is just about these things, it’s natural. But what was on TV last night? I don’t really have an idea how to get you outta there, but uh, you could pretend going there and then excuse yourself because a friends car broke down and you need to pick them up? Works on my parents at least.

[quinnhfs]

Clearly, I think it’s more just a coincidental thing. It just feels like it should be later on in the day than what it is, I feel like I’ve been awake for ages. 

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Sounds horrible. At least you have a good excuse to take a nap now?

[quinnhfs]

Did you know today is the longest day of the year? It’s seriously felt like it and eveything, what’s up with that?

[quinnhfs]

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

You obviously feel some extra sunny hours, just like if you’d feel different when nights get longer again. But that’s...nothing new?

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

General Facts

Full name Jonathan William Barnes Date of birth: August 8th Age: 18 years old Nationality: American Hometown: London, England Current residence: Asheville, Florida Sexual orientation: Heterosexual Relationship status: Single

Description Facts

Hair colour: Light brown Eye colour: Green Height: 6′3 Weight: 174 pounds Build: Athletic/Broad shouldered  Left/Right handed: Left handed Tattoos:

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Piercings:

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Personal Facts

Favourite song: Master of Puppets - Metallica Favourite book(s): The Lord of the rings  Favourite movie(s): Star Wars Favourite food: Anything that’s not tofu Favourite colour: Green Favourite animal: Anything but cats

Random Facts

Jonathan prefers to be called John, as his full name always seems so serious, not fit for an eighteen year old at least.

Hasn’t always been living in Asheville. His mother is british and convinced his father to move to England, due to this, he grew up in London and attended an all boys school until he turned ten and they moved back to his fathers hometown. 

His father is a retired football star and has always had put a lot of pressure onto his son to become as successful as he was in his time. The man didn’t handle his retirement well though and has been suffering depressions for years now.

John doesn’t like parties or crowded places all too much, pulls through though since he tries to fit in as good as possible.

His weekends are usually spend outside Asheville, sitting in his car with a notepad. He has always enjoyed art, but couldn’t join the art club without his father throwing a tantrum.

Although expected to go for his football scholarship, John wants to study medicine and become a doctor instead, thus has been making sure his college funds were at a safe place in case his parents didn’t approve of his plans.

Money is nothing he really cares about, simply because it was never a big deal for his family. 

[svngshine-blog]

– but it’ll cost you. Okay, no it won’t. Besides, it’s just a summer essay, how bad could it be? It’s only English.

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

How bad it could be? Never ask that, that’s like saying ‘I’m glad it doesn’t rain’ and three seconds later you’re drowning.

[briana-cruz-deactivated20151025]

“All that I’m saying is that if Taco Bell delivered, it’d be both convenient and they’d make a lot of money. Why isn’t Obama funding this or whatever? I want to get wasted and not worry about having to find someone sober to drive me to get my crunchwrap supreme. I could just get it fucking delivered.”

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

“I think Taco Bell just wants to help the whole obesity thing by not delivering. At least they’d get in their car then and walk five minutes into the store. Though I have to agree with you, that shit would be damn nice to get delivered when hammered. You should think about hiring a slave to do that for you.”

[ryan-hendrixx]

How does something go from A to D?

Well, it happened to me in the 8th grade. 

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

...That is wonderful, why exactly are you telling me this again? To make me jealous that I didn’t go from A to D in 8th grade? Yeah, I do have to admit that I’m pretty envious.

[adalinehall-blog1]

“I hate being the bearer of bad news-  b u t , your fly is down.”

[adalinehall-blog1]

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

- On purpose of course. But thanks for pointing it out,

[cecxlia]

When people say ‘I’m not myself when I’m drunk’, say it merely because they’re hiding their true self? This horrible beast that is unleashed only when alcohol is in their system? Wake up, America.

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

I know people that simply fall asleep when they’re drunk, so they pretty much unleash the horrible sloth inside them. Wake up America, we have weredrunks under us that only unleash the horrible beast upon drinking.

[addixstafford-blog]

You wish that was the case, man

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Not as much as you may think, mate. But if that makes you sleep better at night, be my guest.

[addixstafford-blog]

Then don’t tempt me.

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Are you giving me your fuck me look? Ew, dude could you not?

[addixstafford-blog]

I could always give it a shot? 

[jonathanxbarnes-blog]

Or you could not and keep your teeth where they way now.