-Floats to the top of your head, calmly reading a book as she sat atop that fine scalp-
{ ’ He was just minding his own business, doing…Guy things. Like…Standing there. Breathing. Uh. That’s…It. Yeah. More or less, humanoid things. Of course, things weird seemed to happen around this campus. Such as: A woman sitting on his head while reading a book. Huh. 'Least she was reading. Very education. But sitting on his head? That was like...The opposite of educational. Probably. Was this considered erotic? Hm. Were some guys into this? ’ } “….Excuse me?” { ’ he huffed, somewhat irritated by the ass on his head. ’ } “…Unfortunately, I don’t think my head makes the best chair. Off off~”








