Dopplebänger
N. Your pornstar doppelgänger
Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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d e v o n
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sheepfilms

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i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Dopplebänger
N. Your pornstar doppelgänger
Rare Form
Adj. When you are acting off the walls or otherwise slightly insane apart from your normal way of behaving
Last night got away from me...
Your excuse when you realize the drunk night before got out of hand by your own fault 🤷♀️
Failing Upwards
V. When you bullshit your way to success
Happy 23rd Birthday!
Happy 23rd Birthday Josh!
Dramatic
Adv. How to act all the time especially when not feeling well (aka being hungover)
Tank tops
N. A necessary wardrobe item
A Bag of Smashed Assholes
Adj. When you look like you had a rough night
“Oh damn I look like a bag of smashed assholes right now...”
Hobo Shower
V. When you wet your hair in the sink enough to gel it and go out
Uber
The best thing the internet sends after hitting all the bars in town
The Team
The New York Jets
The Drink
Jameson & Ginger
Gifs
http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/
Aggressively Misplace
V. When you lose something but don’t have the pride to admit it. Typically when you lose your chapstick for the 1000th time.
Fuckberry Pie
N. Someone who is sexually appealing
Adj. Used to describe someone that is sexually appealing in a humorous manner.
“Thor is a piece of fuckberry pie.”
Amateur Hour
Adj. To describe an awkward situation when something insignificant occurs but is somewhat significant, often when something is forgotten.
“What is this amateur hour?”