Josh-isms

A dictionary blog of unique vocabulary, behaviors, and characteristics of Josh N.

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Dopplebänger

N. Your pornstar doppelgänger

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Rare Form

Adj. When you are acting off the walls or otherwise slightly insane apart from your normal way of behaving

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Last night got away from me...

Your excuse when you realize the drunk night before got out of hand by your own fault 🤷‍♀️

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Failing Upwards

V. When you bullshit your way to success

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Happy 23rd Birthday!

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Happy 23rd Birthday Josh!

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Dramatic

Adv. How to act all the time especially when not feeling well (aka being hungover)

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Tank tops

N. A necessary wardrobe item

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A Bag of Smashed Assholes

Adj. When you look like you had a rough night

“Oh damn I look like a bag of smashed assholes right now...”

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Hobo Shower

V. When you wet your hair in the sink enough to gel it and go out

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Uber

The best thing the internet sends after hitting all the bars in town

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The Team

The New York Jets

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The Drink

Jameson & Ginger

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Gifs

http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/

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Aggressively Misplace

V. When you lose something but don’t have the pride to admit it. Typically when you lose your chapstick for the 1000th time. 

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Fuckberry Pie

N. Someone who is sexually appealing 

 Adj. Used to describe someone that is sexually appealing in a humorous manner.

“Thor is a piece of fuckberry pie.”

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Amateur Hour

Adj. To describe an awkward situation when something insignificant occurs but is somewhat significant, often when something is forgotten.

“What is this amateur hour?”