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[alisonchrista]

[bahtisgirl-deactivated20140610]

THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS SMILING MY FUCKING HEART

[jeannetteelizabeth]

this is seriously so precious

[freakinmi]

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

I keep making Vegeta go back to Capsule Corp in West City….

This game needs to stop being so adorable.

[t-ycho]

"i told you to throw this away"

[-makemesmile]

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath 

[highvelocitywatermelons]

oh mY GOD

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

Some kid in my creative writing class forgot what the Empire State Building was, so he called it the New York Eiffel Tower.

[parcelhare-deactivated20170418]

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

[parcelhare-deactivated20170418]

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

[dunwall]

i

[charmancler]

the police officer approaches me and i begin to shake. “have you been smoking weed, sir?” he asks. i tremble. “n-no sir. i have not” the police begins to laugh at me “haha what the fuck nerd” he says as he lights a joint and drives away

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

Some kid in my creative writing class forgot what the Empire State Building was, so he called it the New York Eiffel Tower.

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

I AM LAUGHING WAY TO HARD RIGHT NOW.

[pleatedjeans]

[saccharine-catherine]

I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

Ill take a bandage flavor ice cream and a pine cone. Oh and can I get some gummy bears?

[theanti90smovement]

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

[possum-apologist]

brought to you by Fox News

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

This is life changing

[xn--6o8h]

the two girls on the left are accused of luring the girl on the far right into the woods and stabbing her to death.

the one on the far left admitted to the crime and led police to her body, pleading guilty to second degree murder. she said that they murdered her because they didn’t want to be her friend anymore.

[tanklawrence-deactivated2023051]

wut

[steviethixx]

What the fuck

[dookiecourt-deactivated20131117]

No white friends, no white friends, no white friends nonono

[dammit-sun-get-off-tumbler]

According to the article after they premeditatedly murdered their “best friend”, they even made twitter posts saying how much they will miss her and even helped the victims family to look for her by going door to door asking if anyone had seen her since her slaying.

What in the ever living fuck

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

If these girls were in drama class, they would have an A+ for over dramatic life style.

[lifehackable]

More Daily Life Hacks Here

[yaoiff-deactivated20130831]

we’re dead

we survived but we’re dead

[mrlandyman]

There have been lots of people who have been #1 on YouTube, but when this unfunny fucker gets to the top, YouTube realizes “wow we better cash in on this guy as if nobody else has done this before!!!!”

I fucking hate YouTube sometimes.

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

This guy is the bane of my existence. I hate this guy. 

[inaanod-blog]

When someone taps your shoulder and pretends he didn't.

[sodamnrelatable]

You’re like:

And he’s like:

And you’re like:

And he’s like:

And you’re like:

And he’s like:

And you’re like:

[alextrebekofficial]

[jonisgayshowusurbutt]

Plot twist.