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"Remember when we first met? You were a tree. Well, briefly."

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No Longer Active - Important

Hey, everyone. It’s been quite a while since I’ve actually communicated on here, and I’ve been going back and forth on what to do about this blog since it’s basically dead now. 

I finally made the decision that I won’t be deleting jonissheadcanons, but I’m no longer going to keep the ask box open, as there’s not very much of a point anymore. 

I know this seems like a sudden decision, but I think we had an amazing run and this blog has just run its course. I dedicated a lot of time and energy into this blog, and I just haven’t had that dedication toward it in a while, as I’m sure you all have seen by my general lack of response. 

Everything previously posted on this blog will stay here. I’m not going to delete everything, that just seems like such a waste. 

The ask box and submit box are now closed, but if you have any questions or just anything you want to say, y’all can hit me up @rosadiaznypd 

You guys are amazing and made this blog so worthwhile. <3 

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No Longer Active - Important

Hey, everyone. It’s been quite a while since I’ve actually communicated on here, and I’ve been going back and forth on what to do about this blog since it’s basically dead now. 

I finally made the decision that I won’t be deleting jonissheadcanons, but I’m no longer going to keep the ask box open, as there’s not very much of a point anymore. 

I know this seems like a sudden decision, but I think we had an amazing run and this blog has just run its course. I dedicated a lot of time and energy into this blog, and I just haven’t had that dedication toward it in a while, as I’m sure you all have seen by my general lack of response. 

Everything previously posted on this blog will stay here. I’m not going to delete everything, that just seems like such a waste. 

The ask box and submit box are now closed, but if you have any questions or just anything you want to say, y’all can hit me up @rosadiaznypd 

You guys are amazing and made this blog so worthwhile. <3 

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Katniss gets into an accident and is given a ton of pain meds that make her a bit loopy. Johanna is freaking out and yelling at the doctors by her bed. The doctors are trying to calm Johanna down to get her to leave. Katniss grabs the doctors sleeve and looks up at them. "Johanna's a lumberjack and she's ok." She says before passing out.

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Katniss has always felt out of place like she doesn't belong anywhere, not District 12 or 13 and definitely not the Capitol. Even in the forest with Gale she still felt out of place. But when she looks down at Johanna sleeping quietly in her arms she realises that she's never felt so home. She realises she belongs with Johanna and Johanna belongs with her. They fit together in a way she could never fit with anyone else and wherever Johanna is, she belongs.

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Katniss is ranting to a sleepy Johanna about Coin and how annoying she is Johanna is very tired and just wants to sleep so she kisses Katniss hard on the lips then curls up against her to sleep while Katniss stares at the ceiling wondering what the hell just happened.

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Katniss thinks Johanna can't hear her coz her headphones are on and she's not responding so she starts telling her how pretty and wonderful she is and tells her she loves her. Suddenly Johanna rips off her headphones and kisses her. She heard everything no music was playing.

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Katniss waking up first and just watched Johanna sleep as the sun rises then waking her with soft kisses that cause angry sleepy groans from her wife.

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Johanna and Katniss cuddling in bed after sex giving eachother sweet forehead and cheek kisses and just enjoying being close to eachother until they fall asleep.

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Chicken Nuggies

Fast Food! AU where Johanna and Katniss work at different fast food chains located next to each other and their drive thru windows face each other. Katniss will be on window and will spot Johanna from the window. They start watching each other a lot between customers. Johanna chooses to break the ice and shouts over, “Quit looking at me or I’ll come over there and kick your ass!” Katniss yells back over, “Yeah? Well make sure you bring me over some chicken nuggies when you do!” Johanna shows up when on break, still dressed in her uniform, with a baggie of chicken nuggies and walks up to the front counter and says, “Yeah, I’m here to kick the window’s girl ass and bring her chicken nuggies.”

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Katniss pushing Johanna up against a wall and kissing her hard and Johanna being too surprised to do anything for a few moments but when she gets her head around hats happening returning the kiss with twice the amount of passion which leads to Katniss fucking Johanna senseless against the wall until Johanna can no longer sand without Katniss supporting her weight.

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Joniss kid gets cast as the the tree in their school pay and is upset about it. Katniss tells them about how she met Johanna while Johanna rages in the background because why is the part of tree even a thing? No one should have to dress up as a tree. The kid decides to take a LEAF out of Johanna's book and takes the costume off on stage in protest throwing a let's do it again sometime over their shoulder as joniss take them from the principals office. Johanna is so proud.

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Johanna likes sex. Shes had a lot of it and she's good at it. She's good at seducing people, bringing them to their knees under her touch. It's like a game to her how long before they're in her bed screaming her name. But when she comes with Katniss' fingers inside her, see's Katniss' face as she brings her to completion and hears her voice scream her name. She decides she doesn't want to have sex with anyone else ever again. Just her. Just Katniss over and over.

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Johanna somehow gains the ability to read people's thoughts and she is curious to find out what people are thinking about. Imagine her surprise when she interacts with the innocent Mockingjay for the first time after gaining this power to find that all Katniss is thinking about is how much she wants Johanna to destroy her. After some teasing of course Johanna gives her what she's after.

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Johanna constantly eats off Katniss' plate but Katniss is always drinking half of Johanna's drinks so it evens out.

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Katniss never liked touch it always felt horrible to her. Her parents gave up trying to hug her at a young age. She'd hug Prim only when Prim cried and even then would back away as quickly as possible. Peeta was often frustrated whenever he tried to initiate contact with her. Then Johanna comes along and she starts to get closer to her and she starts to feel physical contact is nice if it's from Johanna and her mom is shocked when she sees Katniss holding Johanna's hand and cuddling up to her.

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headcanon where Johanna is really into the whole fatalistic humor thing and will say things like haha I wish I were dead and every time she does it Katniss gets really freaked out and will hug Johanna until Johanna promises to never leave her ever. Katniss also constantly trying to convince Johanna how wonderful she is thinking Johanna needs to hear it.

tag urself im johanna

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Ummm I remember there were at least a couple on AO3. Lesson Learned and another, the title of which I can't remember. Both are old. I almost put a spanking in chapter 2 of Fireside but took it out lol, I wanted to write one of Jo getting spanked but alas she was domming at the time.