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[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[jonrumhamm]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

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[theocseason4]

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

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[monkeywiki]

what did they do

[nastyukulele]

What they had to do.

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

[jonrumhamm]

Do I have permission to jerk it to your pictures on here

well i was a child, so preferably not epstein

[jonrumhamm]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[jonrumhamm]

wanna be my fettuccine pal-fredo

[jonrumhamm]

i just wanted to let you know i laughed out loud at one of your comments where you pointed at a character from beloved and very well known tv series Psych and wondered if people recognized him from a shitty unknown disney straight-to-tv movie no one has ever heard of.

thank you i like to keep ppl on their toes

[jonrumhamm]

Ugh fuck you you ugly ass bitch

wow 2012 was wild

[jonrumhamm]

ohhhhh we’re so back bitch

[pukicho]

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