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suigintou

compelled me

Spending a lot of time online, communicating constantly through text, really skews your sense of how good most people are at communicating through text.

wbluesky

I love DF so much, lmao

outofcontextdiscord

submitted by @rinatepaste

earhartsease

gotta love Private Eye magazine

rylandsgrace

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) dir. Henry Selick

phantomrose96

You are a fan of internationally-acclaimed K-pop group Huntrix. They drop a new single to wild success and its debut performance is canceled without clear explanation. Huntrix's management says something about a medical condition with the lead singer.

At the same time a new boyband debuts with a song that tops all the charts. The boyband doesn't seem to have a management company. Or names. Maybe that doesn't matter because their sound IS catchy. Huntrix is completely out of the public eye except for two appearances alongside this new boyband where they are there exclusively to beef. It's maybe a PR stunt. It's maybe because Rumi is exes with one of the only two named members of the Saja Boys.

People start going missing at a rate 4x the national average. You probably wouldn't even know about this except that 3 of the missing people were big names on Stan Twitter so it's kind of a big deal. There are four different high-traction posts claiming all the recent missing people were Saja Boy fans. But that's like claiming all the recent missing people drank water and breathed air.

Rumi is still on medical leave but Huntrix management is saying Huntrix WILL be at the K-pop Awards. Someone on Twitter's uncle's friend works in a recording studio and he says Huntrix is debuting a song which tells the Saja Boys to die. The exes theory gets a lot of traction. Twitter tries to doxx Jinu to confirm the theory but no one can figure out who he is. Twitter tries to doxx the other Saja Boys to the same lack of success. One account said she had "a lead" but her Twitter has been silent for 72 hours since.

Rumi is back from medical leave for the K-pop Awards just in time to have a massive falling-out and break-up on stage. This probably devastated you but you don't really remember it. The Saja Boys invite everyone to a concert. A lot of people who went don't remember going, and you'd call that suspicious except you also went and don't remember going.

Somehow no one in the crowd of 10,000 thought to record the concert on their phone. Maybe there was a "no phones" rule but usually there are still leaks. No one has any video or photo evidence of this concert happening. However you all collectively remember hearing "What It Sounds Like" at the concert (before it debuted 4 days later from Huntrix's label.) This does not make a lot of sense because this was a Saja Boys concert, supposedly. Someone says they saw Zoey impale at least one of the Saja Boys. You would brush this off as a stupid rumor but 2-dozen other people are saying the same thing and you a little bit remember it too.

There's a lot of people saying "Let's wait for an official statement from the Saja Boys" on Twitter but they've been saying that for 2 weeks now and no one has seen or heard from them since the concert. There's a lot of people saying "Zoey killed them fr" which was a joke at first and now, is not not a joke, but it hits a little different.

Most of you are kinda over SB Twitter at this point so you kind of don't care anymore but there are a few remaining fans who've doubled down on the doxxing effort to figure out if they're okay. It's not going well. One person claims to have found Jinu's identity but everyone thinks she's stupid because that guy died literally 400 years ago. YES the royal court's painting of him looks identical and yes that guy was a singer too, but come on, the K-pop look is 90% make-up anyway.

sageofthetwilight

Happy indigenous peoples day!

nastyukulele

Dude wasn't even a real wop and he sailed for the spaniards, don't know why the guidos idolize him so much.

Maybe they just feel deeply connected to a rapist pedophile on a cultural level.

lycaniums-room

An ad for your deepest desires :)

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

ruinedchildhood

mostlyvoid-partiallyflowers

Book Ask Game!

What's your favorite book?

What's your favorite book series?

What's a book/series you love to recommend to people?

What's a book/series you would never recommend to people?

How many books have your read this year?

What's the best book you've read this year?

Do you prefer fiction or nonfiction?

What are your favorite genres?

What's one book you think everyone should read?

What was your favorite book/series when you were growing up?

What's a book you hate passionately (provide reasons if you want)?

What is a trope you love?

What is a trope you hate?

Who is your favorite author?

Do you have an author you will read anything they recommend and/or write?

What's a theme/motif you love to read?

What's the weirdest book you've ever read?

What's the scariest book you've ever read?

Do you prefer long or short books?

Who's your favorite book character?

How many books did you read last year?

Have you met any authors?

What's your favorite book that you own (as in coolest edition/signed/important to you)?

I know people have done these before but I thought it would be fun to write something out! Feel free to use for all your ask game enjoyment! <3

yellomagoo

Did not make any art today, so here's an old drawing of mine instead, of Karlach Cliffgate and her lover, Althea Cavernmoon (my tav oc). She's a college of valour bard, Mephistopheles tiefling ^^