clarazone

i guess this is a mutuals only blog now

[nextlevelsmp3]

ok editing this into my pinned post but hi it’s clara @acidgirl and this is my mutual only please don’t follow me unless we’re already mutuals on there or i follow you first <3

[hockeydiva]

why do we use bases to talk about sex? Is baseball the most sexual sport? discuss.

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[emil]

the full saying is actually "dont shoot the messenger with laserbeams until their head explodes" many people don't know this

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[acidgirl]

[nextlevelsmp3]

nearly 3 years ago this hot girl i wanted to fuck so bad sent me this post on instagram and i went “oh she wants me” and then she never spoke to me again

[nextlevelsmp3]

these people don’t know i’m nice

[acidgirl]

going back in time to this photoshoot so i can nod my head and whisper “do it” to george from across the room

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[nextlevelsmp3]

sometimes i feel like i post on here and im walking into a bar where people are actively fighting

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[2mo3cm-man]

[kosmogrl]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[nextlevelsmp3]

you’d think after doing a little coke and staying up super late i’d just crash and sleep late but i woke up at 7 for some reason

[spellingmistakescostlives]

John Waters