“a nice size? that thing could fucking kill someone. you’ve gotta have one hell of a size kink to call that a nice size.” heaven was holding out his arm now, trying to compare the length of it to his forearm. with every passing second he’s feeling the fear build up.
“listen, i can help you pick one out, but we’re gonna be reasonable. preferably one that won’t require a trip to the er after.” he’s shaking his head in disbelief, “show you? why can’t you just watch porn and read stuff online like everyone else? why do i have to be your dildo professor?”
Joon giggled as he watched the other trying to compare his arm to the toy. Was it truly much bigger than Joon himself had thought it was? “I don’t know, It just looked normal sized to what most use. I’ve never had such discussions with anyone before to know what’s truly normal.”
“Well because online never actually demonstrates to you what to do.” he whined softly, jutting out his bottom lip once more. “Can we order it online? I don’t like the idea of the employees and customers looking at me. It’s scary enough without the idea of others looking.”
“ if you’re wanting to try one out , i think you should buy a new one . who knows where that ones been ! ” he explained , unable to help the laugh that left his lips at the whole situation . and then an idea popped into his head , his eyes lighting up . “ i could go with you to buy a new one , if you want . ”
“I’ve never been to a shop such as that one.” Joon admitted, chewing on his bottom lip. The truth was that stuff such as that made him nervous, the idea of someone watching him shop for things that are for intimacy. “It’s not you, I promise. I just get nervous at the thought of the employees watching what I pick out.”
heaven is immediately trying to cover the dildo with his body as soon as joon pulls it out, “jesus christ. i get your point now put that away. jesus christ.” when heaven was younger than joon he already had a collection of dildos, mostly because his friends found it funny to gift them to each other and leave it at each other’s houses, but somehow seeing it in joon’s hands was unacceptable to his dad!brain.
“i’ll help you disinfect it? no. you shouldn’t even be touching that. you don’t know who’s ass that’s been in. if anything i’ll buy you a new one so you stop touching it and wash your hands.”
Joon pouted, looking as Heaven attempted to cover the toy that he was holding in his grasp. All of his friends had been speaking about these toys so when he saw one he was simply curious and wanted to know just how it felt to hold one and use one.
“It’s a nice size though! Will you buy me one that’s just as big as this?” Joon asked, a grin forming. “You can pick it out, right? Besides, you have to show me how to use it so it’s only fair that you come with to buy it.”
" 𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙊 i always end up finding you in these kinds of situations , joon ? ” sangwoo asked the other teasingly . he couldn’t help but let out a chuckle at the very unexpected words that had come out of the other’s mouth . “ if you’re brave enough , then use it or sell it so you can at least make money off it . ”
“Listen I found it in a bush!” Joon whined, looking up towards the other male with a smile. “I just want to know what everyone is talking about when they say these are fun. They always speak so highly of them and I just want to know if it’s honestly fun.”
“do you even know how to clean a dildo?” she looks at the man with incredulous eyes. why was she still having this conversation with him? but then the puzzle pieces fall together with his next comment. “oooh so when you say someone you actually mean yourself… good to know where your preference lies.” she flashes him a smirk. “either way just buy a new one. i don’t think you want something that big up your poopy hole.”
Joon whined as he heard the comments that were coming from the girl. His cheeks began to heat up as he looked towards the ground. “I mean, I don’t really know. I’ve never done anything with anyone but I want to know what it’s like to use them. I’ve heard from others that these type are fun to play with so, so I wanted to see if the rumors were true.”
as soon as the words leave the male’s lips, haewon jumps as far away from the bushes as she possibly can. features distorted in absolute disgust at the rather vived description. “first of all: ew. and second of all why would you even want to take it? you don’t know where that thing has been. do you really want to catch an std that badly? you leave it right where it is that’s what you do. ”
“things can be cleaned though, right?” joonho pouted, sighing softly. “I guess you’re right though, I shouldn’t be messing around with things that I don’t know where they come from. I should go ahead and go to a shop if I want one of my own. I just thought maybe someone could use it.”
“when people say it’s hypothetical, there’s a two hundred percent chance that it’s not, but since finding a monster dildo with the size of your arm in some bushes sounds fucking ridiculous to me, i’m gonna take this as a hypothetical question. i mean, why does it concern you anyways? you can just ignore it and walk away. it’s easy as that, kiddo. i doubt anyone would want to buy it, unless it’s for decoration purposes… and that’s even more weird than using it. the cops probably have way more important shit to deal with, so leave them alone.”
“I don’t know, you never know, maybe someone is freaky with decoration in their house. It’s totally possible to find one to find a huge dildo in said bush. I actually did find a rather large one, it was simply a little bit smaller than my arm. I don’t understand how anyone could use one that’s big like that. I feel like it would be really uncomfortable, right?
heaven isn’t someone that is easily shaken by really anything. however, somehow those specific words coming out of joon’s mouth terrifies him. he can’t help but have a face of slight discomfort as he reacts to joon’s question, “ok…let’s say i go along with this and this is all ‘hypothetical’. why would you ask me?”
he paused, “also i won’t believe it until i see it.”
Joon giggled, biting down on his lip as he looked away from Heaven. “I did, I found one that was huge!” To prove his point he quickly held out the dildo for the other male to expect. “It looks nice, right? I found it in the bushes just like I said! I should use it after i disinfect, I’ve always been a little curious.” This boy was truly naive as to what it meant to play with these toys. “You’ll help?”
This is all hypothetical, I swear… But, say I found a monster dildo in those bushes over there… Like, huge… The size of my arm… What would you suggest I do? Leave it? Take it & sell it on eBay? Call the cops? Again, hypothetical… Totally not a real situation that is plaguing my mind right now.
Hi everyone, this is Joonho and underneath you can find out more about him. I actually have a connections page for once so if you’d like to plot please like this and we can hash it out? Look at me actually doing something and having a page taken care of, that’s new.
— is that a bird or a plane ? nah , it’s just NAHM JOONHO. word on the street is that the TWENTY-ONE year old , MALE, looks an awful lot like KIM TAEHYUNG, but i just don’t see it . strangers believe them to be ABRASIVE and NIHILISTIC , but their friends will tell you they’re GENUINE and STOIC. they associate themselves with oversized sweaters, warm tea, unanswered texts, silky sheets, picnic baskets .
Joonho was suppose to be his parents miracle baby, one that they had been trying for years to have. They were beyond excited and had everything waiting for his arrival. His mother had even hand knitted a little teddy bear for him.
Unfortunately during her labor even though Joon had made it through okay his mother had passed away. His father was beyond devastated, immediately beginning to resent the very thing that both he and his wife had prayed for.
His father turned to alcohol fairly quickly and began to use that as a coping mechanism for everything that had happened. He felt that if he could remain inebriated he wouldn’t have to face the reality that his wife was gone yet he still had a son to look after.
As Joonho had grown up his father had become more and more resentful of him, telling him that he was the reason his mother was deceased. That he was a curse put into this world to destroy him.
This took a toll on Joon, causing him to believe that nobody would ever seee him any differently. He would constantly be a burden to others around him which caused him to become abrasive in nature. He wanted to avoid all communications with those around him if he could.
By the age of sixteen his father had kicked him out and told him never to bother him again. Which he obeyed, finding cheap places that he could stay in exchange for working there after school.
After graduation he decided to pursue modeling, taking any odd job that he could. Though he’s still a small-time model he had hopes that one day he could get a contract that would change everything.
Once he got signed to a modeling agency and began to truly make some income, his father reached out to try to make amends. Letting him know that he had stopped drinking the alcohol after going to rehab. Though he’s still unsure if he could truly forgive the man that started his life off with nothing but negativity and heartbreak. How could he learn to forgive when he himself was never forgiven by his father?
