deranged sadist

♠ candy \\ kjm & kmh

hufflehyuk

-he nodded and plopped down on the ground and grabbed your wrist, pulling you down as well- I’m doing well! I found this unopened bag of candy in the hallway! So I took it! It’d be a waste if it was just thrown out~ -he grinned and offered some to you-

#sc:minhyuk #huf:minhyuk #sc:candy

{ ` he lets out a yelp of surprise as he was dragged down onto the floor } a warning wouldn't hurt. { ` hums as he peered at the candy } what if it's poisoned? { ` asks in mock hesitance } just kidding, i doubt they're poisoned. sure, i'll have some. { ` smiles as he accepted the candies you offered to him }

♠ royalty \\ kjm & wyf

[/ Continues grinning, despite the slight feeling of terror that rested inside of him at the other’s bright smile ] Heh, thanks…I think. [/ his smile appears a bit ditzy, but he replaces it with a smirk when he is complimented again. The other seems to react fast and Kris can’t help but laugh loudly at the other’s comment ] Oh have a little fun, King. It will do you some good. [/ Grins and flexes an arm out for the shorter to see ] Don’t underestimate a Wu’s strength, for you will regret it. [/ backs up from the other and gets in a pouncing position, lifting his fists up as if he were going to fight him ] The wind cowers when it sees me. [/ straightens and dusts off the other’s shirt a bit ] Oh trust me, being patient and kind is worthwhile. Makes for a much more satisfactory life. [/ chuckles and tilts his head ] veela and troll? My oh my, sounds like I’ve met my soulmate ! [/ his hand rests on his heart and he closes his eyes, swooning ]

#sc:kris #huf:kris #sc:royalty #welp pretty short reply sorry

{ ` pouts before he smiles angelically } i'll get you back, one day. { ` eyes your flexed arm with scepticism } i'll try not to underestimate your strength, then. { ` nods with a mock smile, though he laughs at your next action } you're cute. { ` nods } i thought you would be this badass mofo who turns out to be the secret heir of an underworld mafia clan. { ` shakes his head } but nope, you're just a dork. though, i have to admit i was quite puzzled when i looked through your files. you have quite a lot of names .... but i suppose that's classified information. { ` purses his lips as he hums } it may be worthwhile for you. { ` snorts } i'll be surprised if you do end up marrying a veela troll. { ` nods more }

` some help || kjm & lh

Oh. Right. (` chews his lip at your response ) I bet it’s one of those death note things, huh? (` chuckles, before paling a bit ) Uh, did you say ghost? As in real ghost… just flying around the castle? Do the teachers know about this? (` pulls at his collar ) I’m not too familiar with magical creatures and ghosts and stuff. We don’t really get much of that where I come from… they can’t hurt me, right? (` he looks around as if there might be some ghosts floating about in plain sight right now; takes the parchment when he’s offered it, bowing his head slightly in thanks ) Ah, this’ll be useful. I do love magic, life is so much easier now that I’m in an environment where it’s the norm.

#sc:somehelp #sc:luhan #rav:luhan

{ ` his eyes crinkle in amusement, shaking his head slightly } not that dangerous, per say. { ` nods slowly } yes, ghosts. { ` a quiet laugh escapes his lips } of course they do. ghosts are common in the magical world. you'll get used to them. { ` wrinkles his nose } they're nice as long as you don't ask questions about their lives before they died. { ` scratches his cheek } ghosts really can't hurt you but poltergeists on the other hand ... { ` grins } magic is wonderful. but there are things muggles do better. { ` purses his lips } like fashion, inventions, entertainment and communication. if you take a good look around the castle, most of the students are using charmed muggle technology and wearing muggle inspired fashion clothing.

` some help || kjm & lh

Everything and anything? Alright, seems legit (` nods, not pressing it any further even though he’s curious ) hmmmm (` he listens intently as you inform him of the whereabouts of the bathrooms, pursing his lips a little ) what is a poltergeist? Is that one of the staff…? Sorry, English isn’t my first language. I’m Chinese. (` he chuckles nervously, feeling a little insecure about that fact that he has to ask ) Well, a general map would be useful. If you have one on you, that is.

#sc:somehelp #sc:luhan #rav:luhan #yay!#and welp i wrote a bit too much for this reply sobs

{ ` nods back in response } it's legit but not exactly legal, per say. { ` smiles knowingly -- starts to walk as he continued to talk to you } a poltergeist is sort of a ghost though more of a non-human one? { ` frowns at his own explanation } anyway, they're very mischievous, troublemakers those lot are. gives me, the prefects and the staff some horrendous nightmares. the pranks they pull. { ` sighs dramatically } you should not taunt them if you don't want trouble. i'd be friendly with them so they can spare you some pranks. { ` shakes his head, a light smile on his lips } it's okay. i'm dating a chinese person right now so i get used to the accented english. { ` he shoved his hand into one of his pockets before retrieving a brown parchment } here, have this one. one of our housemates just came up with it. it's magically enchanted so you can write down what sort of place you're looking for and it'll find them for you. same goes for directions. kind of like the magical version of the muggle google maps. { ` nod }

♠ some help \\ kjm & lh

(` his eyes follow the book with curiosity ) What’s that you’ve got there? Some kind of school register…? (` tilts his head to the side ) Thanks, there’s something I do need help with. Where are the bathrooms? I should have gotten a map or something when I first got here, but I was distracted. (` he’s crossing his legs slightly at this point )

#sc:luhan #sc:somehelp #rav:luhan #don't mind if i title this ^_^

{ ` chuckles at your guess } something like that. it's a book that contains everything and anything. { ` winks suavely } each dormitory has its own bathroom which you will have to share with your fellow roommates. there's a bathroom on each floor too, but be careful to avoid mischievous poltergeists who would try to disturb you while you're peeing. { ` replies in a calm manner, mentally going through of all the bullet points about bathrooms } and what sort of map would you like?

♠ royalty \\ kjm & wyf

[/ nods, taking it into consideration ] I’m starting to get the feeling you aren’t as innocent as you appear. [/ pinches the other’s cheek ] Your face is a lie. [/ Laughs, holding his stomach while bending over ] Just because you’re my hyung doesn’t mean I can’t do that. [/ pats his head again ] Or this… [/ Lifts the other up for a brief moment, before safely placing them back on the ground, laughing all the way ] Well, I am a hufflepuff, the house of the patient and kind. You’d do well to take a bit of our house’s motto, add a dash of it into your everyday life. You might just find yourself happier in the long run. [/ He grins, at the other ] Maybe. I’ll be surprised to find one who can challenge my height. [/ Tilts his head and grins ] Know any hot trolls then? [/ laughs ] I’m muggleborn, doubt it.

#sc:kris #huf:kris #sc:royalty #lol now i picture kris as the half troll half veela #tall yet gorgeous #sobs #and blonde too

{ ` smiles brightly back at you } you are quite right about that, kris. i suppose you're not as daft as some would have thought of you. { ` a pout tugs at the corner of his lips at your action, feeling embarrassed yet he did not have the heart to tell you off properly } my face is in a way, a lie. wisely said, i tell you. { ` nods slowly in agreement though his face distorts soon enough } oi! how disrespectful! { ` he manages to yelp out as he was lifted for a bit } you're stronger than you look. you look like the wind could blow you over. { ` huffs out, fixing his uniform as it had gotten wrinkled } might is the key word. i am patient but kind? { ` crinkles his eyes } not so much. { ` snorts } i'd like to see it for myself when it does happen. { ` he couldn't help but laugh sincerely at your joking tone } maybe. who knows, one day we'll meet a half-troll half-veela. fascinating combination if you think about it. { ` hums } muggleborn, huh. { ` nods }

xinggnix-blog

[ bt ] No More Mistakes || Joonmyeon + Yixing

xinggnix-blog

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Laugh. Laugh with all his heart. That was the only thing he could when he heard the head boy’s comment after parting from their first after three years. Joonmyeon could be so random at times. He truly was a carefree child and Yixing was so lucky being able to see this part of him. “Are you serious right now?” he managed to say between his giggles. “You think I’m fit?” He became serious in a matter of miliseconds. “Well, nothing to extreme. Just some push-ups here and there. I started working on some choreographies lately, as well. My mom send a letter to the headmaster a couple of years ago, informing him about my condition and I’ve been banned from everything that has to do with sports, so this is all I can do.” He poked the older’s biceps and chest, trying to confirm what he felt. “I could say the same about you, too, though.” He locked his eyes with Joonmyeon’s. “You can’t imagine how happy I’m right now, babe” he whispered and leaned in slowly to steal another kiss.

#para:yixing #gry:yixing #para:nomoremistakes #omfg it's been three months since your reply #sobs #holy shit i wrote a lottt #i can't believe the amount we both write for this para #it's insane #i wonder how much the word count is #-goes and checks-#HOLY FUCKING SHIT #THE WORD COUNT IS 1277 #1K #THAT'S A LEGIT ESSAY RIGHT THERE SOBS

He could feel his face heating up as the other literally took a good long look at him. The male bit his bottom lip, the sharp teeth gnawing away at the red flesh. As much as he wanted to tear his gaze away from the younger male, he simply couldn't. It had been years since he had the chance to look at the other directly in the eyes and this time around, he knew he wasn't risking his life for this chance to stare at the other. The head boy had stared at the other during meals at the Great Hall or during Quidditch games but not once had the other reciprocated his stares. There were times he could sense the Gryffindor's eyes staring at him but he would always fail to look up and meet Yixing's eyes for he was too scared that he would be automatically figured out. Yixing knew how to read him like an open book and this startled the Ravenclaw at first. He wasn't used to having his mask torn away, bit by bit. The fake angelic facade was his defence mechanism and the younger male just had to look at him in the eyes, hell, even his figure was enough, and the other could see right away what sort of mood he was in, what thoughts were going through his head and what problems were troubling him.

The male couldn't resist smiling at the other's words. "I see I'm not the only one guilty of an act, huh?" He replied cheekily, his eyes crinkling in amusement. Joonmyeon had hoped before that he wasn't the only one who did such things, that the situation wasn't one sided. And boy was he glad to know that Yixing had kept tabs on him. It made him feel like despite being far away from each other for all those years, he felt that he had been protected by the other as the younger lion had watched over him from far away. It did make him wonder whether Yixing would have interfered and re-entered his life if something utterly terrible had happened to him. He remembered the times he pulled some strings to make the other's days easier and happier -- a quick sweet note, random gifts, deals with the professors, promises with poltergeists, quick words with the Gryffindors, etc. He would do anything to ensure the other's happiness. "Thank you for not judging me," he added quietly once he had gathered his thoughts together, sincerely grateful for the other's kindness.

"My interest in you never wavered. Not once has it gone away. I find it hard to sleep at night when all my mind can think of is you. The what-ifs. The memories. The maybes. It used to hurt a lot. I used to have to resort to patrolling the hallways to clear my mind of you," the head boy admitted sheepishly, feeling embarrassed at how cheesy he was being. "You could tell me the world's ending and I'll still think of you. I just do. My mind simply finds its own way to make every thought that crosses my mind to link to you. If I look at the sky, I wonder if the clouds would part ways so you could have a sunny day. If I hear music, I remember the times we used to listen to songs that you composed. If I see tulips, I remember you telling me that you smelled them in your amortentia," Joonmyeon rambled, not being able to stop himself from talking for he just wanted to let it all out.

Nodding mutely at the other's statement, he chuckled weakly, "Deal. If I'm Einstein, who would you be?" The male asked curiously, his face flushing at both the fact he had just called the other 'babe' and that he had just been likened to Albert Einstein. He raised his hand to scratch his cheek nervously, though he soon smiled. "Good. I do like myself a possessive you but I rather spare ourselves the drama that comes with being jealous. I will tell you that I love you over and over again until you become certain of it," he said with ease, his neck reddening - a habit he had when he became extremely embarrassed.

A frown tugged at the edge of his lips though he nodded once more in agreement. It was still too early to address such matters for they had just mended their wounds. For now, he would like to focus on the present. "Let's hope we don't have a run in with any of our exes," he said in a grim tone, cringing at the thought of it alone. He shook his head, afraid that he had offended you but then once his eyes landed onto the other's mischievous looking face, he knew Yixing was joking around. "Stupid people think stupid things," he joked along. A pout was etched on his lips, feigning sadness, "And you say I abuse my head boy position. Sweethearts are supposed to make people's hearts to be sweet!" He said in a childish tone. "You can kiss me for a start. It won't heal the wound entirely but it'll start mending it." A cheeky grin crossed his face.

He tore his gaze away from the other's heated stare, already feeling embarrassed beyond belief. "You're too perfect to the point you deserve all the love and cheesy shit I say about your perfection," he replied before looking back at Yixing's face, not able to have the self control to even look away now that he finally could stare at the other all he wanted to. A pang of regret and guilt struck him before he voiced out, "Don't blame yourself, baby. I'm guilty too, for avoiding this confrontation. I was stupid, we were both stupid. But hey, at least we made up. Better than living in regret for the entirety of our lives. All those time wasted can be compensated. We lost three years but you know what, babe? We have the rest of the many decades to spend our lives together, making the memories we should have made all this time. So don't worry and let's look forward to the future." The male placed his hands onto the other's waist, accepting the embrace with open arms for it had been such a long time since they had touched each other intimately. "I'm so glad too, Xing-ah. You fit perfectly in my arms. You're mine," he replied cheesily, a fond smile making its way onto his face.

Joonmyeon couldn't help but laugh along, his lover's laughter being too contagious for him to stay silent and not laugh along. He struggled to defend himself, a pout itching to splay across his face but he simply couldn't, his mind too preoccupied on the fact his Yixing had grown up to be a fit, young man with abs. Abs. "Hey, you're just too hot, okay! And of course I think you're fit, look at all these muscle!" He exclaimed, his hands running up and down the other's chest. "You should let me join you the nice time you intend to work out. I'm jealous, it seems like your routine is working nicely for you," he pouted. Though he blushed and squirmed at the other's prodding touches, giggling like a girl at the ticklish notions. "That tickles!" He giggled back, feeling his legs turning to jelly when their eyes locked onto each others. He resisted squealing out loud when he realised the other just called him 'babe' once more, and instead focused on kissing the other back, eager to explore the other's mouth once more.

♠ mask \\ kjm & jdw

donghuffle:

(/ Rounds of glimmering teeth and hooking lips were stared upon with naturally sullen eyes, glazed over with the faintest of interests as he tried to mirror the action—only to have it tilt in a mocking fashion about his tanned features.) You’d be correct about my name.(/ Tone haphazardly lackadaisical, the hufflepuff narrowed his already heavy lids.) Though, you might want to refresh me on what category you’re so bravely putting me in. (/ a taunting hum bobs the defined muscle within his throat in punctuation, the uplift of his mouth then falling into a distasteful sneer.)

{ ` hums } glad i got one thing correct. { ` shrugs casually though a smirk was soon etched on his lips } i'd say you're the type that likes to fool people. angelic on the outside, twisted in the inside. { ` smiles } appearances and petty details can distort one's view of another. it's rather fascinating that you're in hufflepuff. { ` nods slowly } if you ask me, you don't look like a hufflepuff at first glance but then, perhaps there is something i am not able to see that the sorting hat could for my view of the world is rather unpleasant. { ` tips his head to the side } but then, people like you make the world a very fun place indeed. never dull.

#sc:mask #sc:dongwoo #huf:dongwoo

crypticnoia-blog

♠ looking the part \\ kjm & kty

{ ` / grins triumphantly at hearing her name on his tongue } pleasure to meet you too, umㅡ { ` / she pauses, waiting patiently for the lad’s name } joonmyun! ah, yes, joonmyun. { ` / taps her index onto her chin, in thought } that’s a nice name you got there, y’know. you kinda do look like a joonmyun, actually!

#sc:taeyeon #huf:taeyeon #sc:ltp #LOL LOOK LIKE A JOONMYUN I CANNOT #rolls on da floor like a buffalo

{ ` blinks back in surprise, cocking his head to the side as a puzzled expression flickered across his pale visage } i do? i .. look like a joonmyeon? { ` repeats your exact words with a tone that dripped of amusement } you haven't met another joonmyeon before, have you? i'm curious on how other joonmyeons look like too.

♠ royalty \\ kjm & wyf

Yeah, and should I just call you head boy? [/ tilts his head and smirks down at the other, lightly patting the top of the other’s head ] Or King? [/ frowns, and scratches his head ] I don’t really boss people around that much. I find it kinda rude. [/ raises a brow and snickers, watching him react rather late ] You wouldn’t be the first to call me “insanely tall”. I can’t help it I was blessed with the looks and height of gods. [/ smirks proudly ]