Jordan Grace

Resident Fat Girl. Equalist. Activist. Geek. Supernatural. Little Mix. Elder Scrolls. Xbox. Born & Raised Backwoods Beauty.

[thoughtsoftheshower]

The opposite of “up” is “dn”

[chasingstarlightz]

Guess I’m not seeing this movie because what the fuck!!!!

sources here and here

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

If I wasn’t already planning to NOT watch this movie, here would be another good reason not to!!

[riwaspencer]

[killergabite]

[friendoffelidae]

While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful... some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:

[saltandburn-ilovesamwinchester]

Omg! 😂

The only way you could EVER talk me into going into those woods at night! 😂😂

@waywardbaby @imperiusimpala @leatherandapplepies @idreamofplaid @plaid-lover-bay25 @waywardnerd67 @maddiepants @sammyimpala-67 @oldfreakything @idabbleincrazy @the-magic-rabbit-99 @tumbler-tidbits @shatteredabby @destielhoneybee @cosicas-cuquis @heycasbutt @flamencodiva @coffee-obsessed-writer

[sammyimpala-67-deactivated20221]

Sure imma just *grabs duffle bag that contains everything we could need* you know.. Just in case they don't show up in time... 😂 Let's roll!

[aidashakur]

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

reblogging because I heard one of those today 😁

[gaypeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

everything in moderation except women with swords

[valtsv]

everything can be improved by adding more women with swords and if you disagree prepare to meet my blade

[clarkgriffon]

the 100 season 6 + text posts (5/?)

[keikomivra]

spn hiatus creations | week 2 ↳ castiel

{insp}

[thebootydiaries]

me at 3am: [crying]

husband: omg what’s wrong

me, shaking: nothing…

him: it’s ok just say it

me: idk i just feel like if we were born as worms u wouldn’t like me .. would u even marry me ? whatever just forget it …

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[buddyhollyscurls]

I really hope Jane Austen knows that it’s 2018 and Elizabeth Bennett is still That Bitch™️ to all of us young ladies like shout-out to my homegirl thanks for writing her

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re the mother of a Disney princess. Describe how you’re able to become the first to survive.

[hgk477]

Bob

Note: HGK477, if you do not hear from me in a long time, post this guide.

I am Bob. It is my job to write guides for those who wish to explore the extraordinary. My job is dangerous but do not worry. I am Bob.

Faes have breathed life into my lungs. Humans have hardened my soul. The Lady of Darkness kissed my forehead. I am human. And I am not.

I have made deals with beings promising all sort of things. A mistake. Sometimes.

In reference to the note. Chances of me being dead: unlikely. Chances of me almost dying: very likely.

I probably need your help at this point. A rescue mission will soon commence. If you want HGK477 to come pick you up tonight and help search for me, reblog this guide. I owe you.

[cherriesxpeaches]

help bob you cowards

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2025. Humanity has destroyed most of the forests in the world, and Gaia, enraged, chooses one animal to bring justice to earth and murder the humans that are unworthy of nature. However, to do so, the animal needs to have great stocks of energy in their body to sustain the great power they’d carry. Gaia scratches her head, thinking if possums or raccoons would be a good idea, until it comes to her.

Sloths.

[writing-prompt-s]

You are transported into the world of a post apocalyptic video game, but you’ve managed to glitch out the world so bad you have sandbox/creative mode on. What’s it like?

[writing-prompt-s]

You teach your sister about the Greek Gods and she takes a liking to one of them. She asks you how she can send an offering and you show her how. Explain to your sister how she have brought Demeter, goddess of harvest and fertility, from the forgotten mind to your door step