Jordankimberly

My name is jordan. I'm 25. I post whatever makes me smile, laugh, or think.

[funnytwittertweets]

[comradesaucegay]

when the cgi for your $200 million dollar budget movie looks worse than the annoying orange

[thyrell]

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

[dankxsinatra]

[mysharona1987]

[elletao]

100 FEMALE CHARACTERS IN 2021

95. Amy March ☆ Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

[zlink]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[1617]

all i do is listen to music and dissociate from reality

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[podencos]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[mrtheinsatiable]

It would be very sexy, just super erotic, completely seductive, if someone were to give me several dollars