[dogpuppy]

[hallofvalhalla]

Had anyone told Christopher Nolan that he's allowed to make a tv show ??

[nessa007]

Beyoncé, P!nk and Britney Spears appearing in Pepsi's Gladiator inspired commercial (2004)

[ruinedchildhood]

Showing up to The Odyssey in IMAX like

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thememedaddy]

[toastyglow]

country breakup songs by female singers: I am heartbroken and/or enjoying my newfound freedom and/or savagely satisfied that I will no longer have to be your wife-mommy AND/OR plotting murder

country breakup songs by male singers: I'm also heartbroken but mainly I'm feeling so so sorry for myself because why can't I stop making women miserable and hurting them and stuff??? I've recognized this pattern but there is apparently nothing I can do about it and that's sooooooo sad. for me. and probably also her I guess

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[silverwingxox]

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[oonpy]

Stop normalizing football

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[thedankmemes]

[mellifluouscountess]

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

[captain-price-returns]