Jordan Parkyn

Lover of family, friends, music, art and coffee.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

HATE

[leplastiquedick]

this is why we’re getting deleted

[hyperazraphael]

Oh my god it just keeps going

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[j-sillabub]

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

[absurdlakefront]

I just needed this again.

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[liveitout]

[imthehuggernaut]

Cinematic Masterpiece.

[mary]

[aplacecalledorange]

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

[txrantinx]

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

My question is why did you sign up to play the role if you hate it so much? I mean this is funny but STILL.

[chinloopa]

because

I would let a movie studio wax me and use me as a surfboard for a fraction of that bank. I don’t even remotely question his motives.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Understandable. Have a great day.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[thecorporategay]

I… I was not ready for this

[thebrothersjonas]

Okay but look at this pic of Nick Jonas wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers t-shirt

[thebrothersjonas]

The saga continues…

[thebrothersjonas]

I bet you thought it was over…..

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfao get the fuck

[retrogamingblog]

Eeveelution Cupcakes

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[kibibarel]

oh!!

[ashleyjizzdale]

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( ⓛ` ᆺ ´ⓛ ) ( –` ᆺ ´– )

[spookylittletreez]

Halloween countdown: 88 days

[throwbackblr]

[everythingfox]

Foxes are friends

[weeb-dweeb]

Not food

[everythingfox]

I would hope not

[demonkittyhawk]

@everythingfox Fish are friends, not food

[everythingfox]

[pr1nceshawn]

Movie Scenes Inserted Into Real Life by François Dourlen.