Helen is a Weenie

Sup. 29, Queer, They/Them, Medic Main

[anistarrose]

houghhhhhh tres horny boys all being so lost and adrift in life after their supposed happy endings (that they didn't even know were supposed to be hand-crafted happy endings for heroism they didn't remember) all collapsed beneath them, leaving each of them wandering on their own for years with no community or stability until. they all found each other. and they didn't even know they were finding each other again, but they FOUND each other, and got to be a fucking family again... tres horny boys i will never be over you

[tf2heritageposts]

the english medic sounds like he’s on the verge of a mental breakdown, while the german medic sounds like he just watched his entire family get shot and then got kicked in the balls and is trying his best not to burst into tears

[tf2heritageposts]

when he calls himself the ubermensch, it is a voice of pure fucking despair

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also interestingly, when making the voiceline that’s a reference to/him singing part of the song “danke schoen”, he pronounces it in the way it’s supposed to be pronounced in HIGH german and not the way it’s pronounced in the actual song, which was written by a man who spoke YIDDISH german, which kind of makes it no longer a reference and just him sing songily saying thank you very much

[tf2heritageposts]

for reference

here it’s pronounced/pronounced in yiddish german danke SHANE

meanwhile in the german dub for medic/high german, it’s pronounced danke SHOON

[tf2heritageposts]

also his laughing voicelines go from a regular laugh to slightly evil to YEAH there’s the evil laugh and then his last laugh starts evil but then audibly seemingly transitions into sobbing

[kennycrows]

me: *saves videogame*

me:

me:

me: did i save

[gundamlfrith-remade]

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[probuccalfat]

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

[anonbeadraws]

“it’s called a dab, baka’

something silly, based off this great post, to mess around with, i love those THB’s

commissions!|kofi

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

[cannibalchicken]

[mysortofstar]

does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

[the-elf-draws]

Summer commissions are here!! Now even with a skrungly sale!!

Please DM for more info, or send me an ask!

[parakeet]

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[syn4k]

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[evilvarric666-archive]

Literally obsessed with this image.