Jordan

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#tbt to #GoT "Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder." #makerbot

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Shirts are HARD #beach cc @kellee_k @elliotpr (at Indian Wells Beach)

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Today, I ordered Seamless for lunch. I do this almost every day, and decided to try something new this time. 

Champs. 

In an effort to be healthier, I ordered a salad, but what looked like the least healthy one on the menu. It had buffalo chicken, ranch dressing, and cheddar cheese on it. Yum. 

I sent in my order, double checked I had completed the transaction, and waited. 

About thirty minutes later, I got an email with my Seamless confirmation. 

I wonder why the confirmation came so late, I thought to myself. 

After another hour had passed, I called the restaurant. They said there was an issue with Seamless, and that they would send over my order for free. 

Awesome. 

My salad arrives with my lemonade and a complimentary cupcake with a strawberry on top and a note. "Sorry =)"

Here's the thing:

Champs is vegan. And Champs forgot to send me dressing. So I got a bowl full of vegetables, cheese, and fake chicken. 

I ate it. 

Vegan cupcakes aren't too bad but they aren't too good either. Not worth it. 

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Meet my favorite tweeters of the Seattle #tcmeetup @apatelthompson @robelpagiuo (at Neumos Seattle)

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Be cuter, Seattle. #tcmeetup (at Pike Place Market)

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#govball with @stephenlybeck and the lovely Catoline (at Randall's Island Park)

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Looking forward to working with @kimmystolz on @techcrunch #love and learning more from her upcoming book "Unfriending my Ex: And Other Things I'll Never Do" (http://unfriendingmyex.com), which is awesome, btw. (at Conrad New York Hotel)

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My birthday present to myself #bumped #united (at the sky)

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"So we grew together like to a double cherry, seeming parted, but yet an union in partition, two lovely berries molded on one stem." -Shakespeare #midsummernightsdream (at Olmstead Park)

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Throwing it back to meetups past. Happy #tbt #greenpinkgreen cc @mjburnsy @gregkumparak (at Moonshine Flats)

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Hola, NOLA #barge (at The Westin New Orleans Canal Place)

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@marthastewart and me at #cescrunch (at CES 2014)

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Floating Bridge (at Curacao, Netherland Antilles)

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Crook sisters' kissy face is lethal #duckitup #sistersister (at Perla del mar)

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A beachy morning (at Curacao Marriott Beach Resort & Emerald Casino)

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Wow! Wow! Wow! @sarahpallack (at Le Philosophe)

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Cheers to my dear friends birthday: @andreworlowicz @wideright82 and especially the beautiful @sarahpallack cc: @alyssajrestaino @bish1274 (at Momofuku Ssäm Bar)