Put Baby In Pelican Mouth

mo. she/her. i like it when the narrative foils used to be best friends who kissed. moeexyz on ao3

[raylangivins]

yasharper // ribs

you're the only friend i need

[henk-heijmans]

Barn cats wash themselves on a fence, New Jersey, 1982 - by Walter Chandoha (1920 - 2019), American

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[manchesterslurper]

[zoesupreme]

Lighthouse RPatz needs to be on the roster. technically they could have David Byrne in the mix too.

[raylangivins]

LET’S NOT FORGET OURSELVES GOOD FRIEND I AM FLAWED IF I’M NOT FREE AND YOUR HUSBAND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU HE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR ME

[icantspellthings]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[icantspellthings]

I literally live in south east asia

[hollowedskin]

Most countries cut the map like that because it's the easiest and most logical place to have a big vertical split! Everyone else agrees that the awkward and self centred way that Americans cut the map so that they sit in the middle is obnoxious as hell.

[wanderingthunderstorm]

#Does US have a different map???? via @eldritch-bisexual

Why yes. Yes we do:

^Those are generally what hangs on the wall in US classrooms.

[achillesinhighheels]

Nina Simone and Nicky by Carol Friedman, 1993

[woman-respecter]

simon and garfunkel beef squashed, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[thethreemustyfears]

Ladies and gentlemen, Gay Blade

[segamascott]

[raylangivins]

yous will be delighted to know i finally finished going through all the fucking half man footage so now i'm on the fun sexy part (editing)

[raylangivins]

i really like that niall's coming out was paralleled with ruben finally telling him about the abuse he suffered because as much as niall's secret had been destroying both their lives, so had ruben's and once again the secret had simultaneously nothing to do with each other and everything to do with each other.

[meggriffin24]

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

[lostlostinthemusic]

Visit Original Link

Talk Talk - It’s My Life

[raylangivins]

The way none of our producers have any concept of telling a client “no, we can’t do that”