Put Baby In Pelican Mouth

mo. she/her. i like it when the narrative foils used to be best friends who kissed. moeexyz on ao3

[raylangivins]

Fic: Celebrations (haalingham)

He’s in the semi-finals—he got them there—and Erling’s right here, and fuck, does he love winning.

Or, after England play Norway, Jude goes to Erling’s hotel.

(AO3)

[raylangivins]

haaland and bellingham ending this world cup with the same number of goals #love

[raylangivins]

bellingham getting his phat thighs out to get this stupid medal alright.

[eagleshouse]

anyway world cup over what a fantastic final match between england and france with england winning! no other important matches happening and no other teams are still in the game

[raylangivins]

*fond chuckle* you know, you're alright england national football team...

[raylangivins]

Fic: Celebrations (haalingham)

He’s in the semi-finals—he got them there—and Erling’s right here, and fuck, does he love winning.

Or, after England play Norway, Jude goes to Erling’s hotel.

(AO3)

[raylangivins]

jude bellingham like let me break one more record before i go home <3

[raylangivins]

i'm actually not even cheering for anyone anymore. any time someone shoots at the goal i've been laughing with delight.

[raylangivins]

bro lmaoooooooo

[raylangivins]

one thing about me is even if i'm against england i'm always on saka's side. england fans were evil to him for that one penalty when he was a wee baby and they are the real enemy. he deserves success even if they deserve unhappiness.

[raylangivins]

what this game needed is the mbappeham impending divorce vibes we love to have fun

[raylangivins]

took rashford off and france started dominating tuchel really said no fun allowed

[raylangivins]

this nonsense did make me feel better actually. the beautiful game <3

[raylangivins]

For example nothing!!!!!!!!

[raylangivins]

This is so funny it’s like they’re taking turns

[raylangivins]

[raylangivins]

That thing about giving your dog a nice day before putting him down but in this case it’s one dog giving it to another dog a nice day before they’re both put down, for some reason