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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

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Tom: Hey Cole, I need your help.

Michael: What is it son?

Tom: Well...wait did you just call me your son?

Michael: ...What?

Tom: ...I could've sorn you said 'son'

Michael: I did not s- Tom

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Michael: It's boss time!

Corey *in his head*: It's SHUT UP TIME COLE!

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Sasha: We don't want your sour grapes Becky.

Becky: I never said they were for me.

Sasha: Then who are they for?

Humberto: Where are my grapes mom?

Becky: Right here love.

Sasha to Bayley: And to think I was gonna go prom with him.

Bayley: ...Sasha,you are going to prom with him

Sasha: FUCK!

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Seth *to Roman*: Becky's ticklish

Roman: Did I ask?

Seth: Sorry bro.

*Becky enters the room*

Becky: Hey guys

Roman: Hey Becks

Seth *trying* to tickle her: Tickle-

Becky smiling: Stop.

Seth: Naw

Becky: No, babe stop

Seth: Okay... Nope

Roman:...I think you should-

Becky: I said stop! I said stop!

Jon: My god, Jesus lord, have mercy.

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Naill: Waking up to kiss you and nobody's there

The smell of your perfume still stuck in the air

It's hard

Yesterday I thought I saw your shadow running round

It's funny how things never change in this old town

So far from the stars

And I want to tell you everything

The words I never got to say the first time around

And I remember everything

From when we were the children playing in this fairground

Wish I was there with you now

If the whole world was watching I'd still dance with you

Drive highways and byways to be there with you

Over and over the only truth

Everything comes back to you

I saw that you moved on with someone new

In the pub that we met, he's got his arms around you

It's so hard

So hard

And I want to tell you everything

The words I never got to say the first time around

And I remember everything

From when we were the children playing in this fairground

Wish I was there with you now

As if the whole world was watching I'd still dance with you

Drive highways and byways to be there with you

Over and over the only truth

Everything comes back to you

You still make me nervous when you walk in the room

Them butterflies they come alive when I'm next to you

Over and over the only truth

Everything comes back to you

And I know that it's wrong

That I can't move on

But there's something about you

If the whole world was watching I'd still dance with you

Drive highways and byways to be there with you

Over and over the only truth

Everything comes back to you

You still make me nervous when you walk in the room

Them butterflies they come alive when I'm next to you

Over and over the only truth

Everything comes back to you

Everything comes back to you

Otis: I am still in love with you-Mandy.

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*Humberto left his love song for Millie on the table and people on reading it*

Someone: There's no way I can make to the top without you

Friend: I think about you every day

*Buddy takes the paper and reads it*

Buddy: Mom, look what Humberto wrote

Becky: What is it?

*reads song*

Seth: You wrote this son!?

Humberto: Yeah.

Becky: It's so sweet

Humberto: So you think she'll like it?

Seth & Becky: SHE!?

Buddy closing the door: And I oop...

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Humberto: I LOVE MILLIE WITH ALL MY HEART

Roman: More than you love Becky?

Humberto nodding: Yes sir

Roman: Wow.

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Wedding Day

Charlotte: Why do we have to be here again?

Mandy: Because,Sonya wants everyone she knows to be here and she knows you guys.

Charlotte: Whatever.

Sonya: Mandy, you ready for today?

Mandy: Yup.

Arianna's Mom: Guys- Arianna's gone.

Mandy & Sonya: What?!

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Becky: I can't find my boyfriend, can you help me find him?

Seth: I dunno, what's he look like?

Becky: Beautiful.

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I'm here and I am back and better THan evER!

John Cena (probably)

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I'm a very passionate person. I'm Italian, it's in my blood so when I care about something, I get emotional. Let's just say my phone blew up when I came out on global television.

Sonya Deville

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When I first met you. That's what I remember. When I look up at the sky I know that I was gonna love this person because even the sky looks different

Sonya Deville (probably)

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*Before Arianna went into labor*

Sonya on the phone: Babe your not gonna go into labor during my match

Dolph: What's she talking about?

Mandy: Arianna's pregnant

Dolph: How tho? Sonya doesn't have a-

Mandy punching Dolph, jokingly: Shut up

Dolph: What? You know it's true

Mandy smiling: I know

Dolph smiling: 😊

*Otis and Tucker walk in*

Sonya [still] on the phone: Babe- babe?!

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Happier by Ed Sheeran

Dolph to Mandy: Walking down 29th and Park

I saw you in another's arms

Only a month we've been apart

You look happier

Saw you walk inside a bar

He said something to make you laugh

I saw that both your smiles were twice as wide as ours

Yeah, you look happier, you do

Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you

But ain't nobody love you like I do

Promise that I will not take it personal, baby

If you're moving on with someone new

'Cause baby you look happier, you do

My friends told me one day I'll feel it too

And until then I'll smile to hide the truth

But I know I was happier with you

Sat on the corner of the room

Everything's reminding me of you

Nursing an empty bottle and telling myself you're happier

Aren't you?

Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you

But ain't nobody need you like I do

I know that there's others that deserve you

But my darling, I am still in love with you

But I guess you look happier, you do

My friends told me one day I'd feel it too

I could try to smile to hide the truth

I know I was happier with you

Baby, you look happier, you do

I knew one day you'd fall for someone new

But if breaks your heart like lovers do

Just know that I'll be waiting here for you

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Becky:Let´s go on vacation! Seth:How bout,no

Becky: I need a vacation

Seth: Yeah, you do

Truth: You tryna get beat huh?

Seth: No, I-

Kids: Why the fuck you lying?

Becky: Kids stop.

Kids: Stop fucking lying!

Gulak: I´VE HAD ENOUGH!