Carbon Based Actor-Human

Joseph Walker. Actor. Human. Person. Boston Lover. I've been called an asshole and that might be true.

[captain-jules-albain]

Finally home from work...

[joseph-funkwalker]

Mama Albain! 

[joseph-funkwalker]

Text: Tinypez

Lauren: Amazingly, you have not changed at all.

Joe: Ehhh I've changed. I just don't like to show it.

[miloandstitch]

Joe!

[miloandstitch]

Hugs it is! 

[joseph-funkwalker]

Whoo!

[miloandstitch]

Joe!

[miloandstitch]

I didn’t get you anything :(

[joseph-funkwalker]

Just hug me, bro. I accept hugs and all major credit cards. 

[miloandstitch]

Joe!

[miloandstitch]

What guy? Bet he deserves it. Yeah. I am. 

[joseph-funkwalker]

Just a dick. Damn! It's a reunion, shit!

[joseph-funkwalker]

Text: Tinypez

Lauren: Gross. I could see you in an office, though.

Lauren: The usual, short and tired.

Joe: Wait....you're short? ;)

[joseph-funkwalker]

Text: Tinypez

Lauren: Thanks? Have you been spending time with zombies or some shit like that?

Joe: I've been stuck working in an office that I hate. Shit's been hard. How are you?

[joseph-funkwalker]

Text: Tinypez

Joe: God it's good to talk to someone with a brain again.

[laur-lopez-blog1]

Damn Walker

[joseph-funkwalker]

You still got the same number?

[laur-lopez-blog1]

Yep! No wonder I can smell your stink.

[joseph-funkwalker]

Damn Lopez

[laur-lopez-blog1]

Yeah, and guess where I’m staying?

[joseph-funkwalker]

Same hotel? 

[miloandstitch]

Joe!

[miloandstitch]

Hey!! I’ve been good. What about you, fucker? 

[joseph-funkwalker]

I'm good! About to punch this guy in the dick but I'm good! You in town too?

[laur-lopez-blog1]

.

Where are you staying?

[joseph-funkwalker]

The Drake. You in town too?

[laur-lopez-blog1]

Ugh, you’re right actually. I need a shower.

[joseph-funkwalker]

Me too, I just landed and this asshole at the front desk is being a dick about my room.

[gxlderis-blog]

Nostalgia man!

[joseph-funkwalker]

Man that brings back some memories!

[gxlderis-blog]

Joe!

[joseph-funkwalker]

Well shucks De!

[laur-lopez-blog1]

I’m not the one that reeks here, Walker.

[joseph-funkwalker]

You're pretty stinky, Lopez.