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[captain-jules-albain]

Whatever you decide to do, I will be right here. Hoping, that if you need it, you’ll come to me for help.

[littlelaurpez]

I’ll definitely come to you for help. Thank you.

[captain-jules-albain]

It's what Mama bear is here for. 

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh yeah. When I held James for the first time, I was filled with an immense pride. Cos that tiny little person I was holding, was all because of me. And he was so beautiful. 

[littlelaurpez]

I guess I’ll just have to wait and see how it feels, eh?

[captain-jules-albain]

Whatever you decide to do, I will be right here. Hoping, that if you need it, you'll come to me for help.

[captain-jules-albain]

But, it’s tooootaly worth it. 

[littlelaurpez]

You think so?

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh yeah. When I held James for the first time, I was filled with an immense pride. Cos that tiny little person I was holding, was all because of me. And he was so beautiful. 

[captain-jules-albain]

Cos like, not to scare you or anything, I fuckin’ hated it. 

[littlelaurpez]

Oh, great. That’s…fantastic.

[captain-jules-albain]

But, it's tooootaly worth it. 

[captain-jules-albain]

I’ll do all I can to help. 

[littlelaurpez]

Thanks, Jules.

[captain-jules-albain]

Cos like, not to scare you or anything, I fuckin' hated it. 

[littlelaurpez]

Okay then, assholes. I’m not fat. I really am pregnant. Sadly, it’s not Ryan Gosling’s but it’s the reason for my sudden ‘fatness’. Happy?

[captain-jules-albain]

I'll do all I can to help. 

[captain-jules-albain]

What a tiring day.

James finally got his energy back.

[captain-jules-albain]

And I was gonna let you have cake. 

[the-joemoses-blog]

Okay, really….I’m sorry. Can I still have cake?

[captain-jules-albain]

Hmmmm....Maybe.

[captain-jules-albain]

Aw, now that offends me. 

[the-joemoses-blog]

Sorry, bro.

[captain-jules-albain]

And I was gonna let you have cake. 

[captain-jules-albain]

You know I love you.

[the-joemoses-blog]

I don’t believe you.

[captain-jules-albain]

Aw, now that offends me. 

[captain-jules-albain]

Moses. I almost forgot you existed. 

[the-joemoses-blog]

I’m offended, Julia. I really am.

[captain-jules-albain]

You know I love you.

[the-joemoses-blog]

Hello, my friends. How are we on this fairly standard day?

[captain-jules-albain]

Moses. I almost forgot you existed. 

[captain-jules-albain]

Text: Walker

Jai: Sup Broseph?

Joe: So you know that whole bachelor thing, or whatever it is?

Jai: Yeah I'm aware...

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh this is exciting. 

[r-lynch-oss-blog]

Speaking of exciting; you don’t need to say ‘lumos’ to turn me on.

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh yeah. Keep on going. 

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh. Dirty and Harry POtter. Two of my favorite things. 

[r-lynch-oss-blog]

You don’t need to say expecto patronum for white stuff to burst out of my wand. (Also, you’re my happy thought whilst I say ‘expecto patronum’ ;) ayyy)

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh this is exciting. 

[captain-jules-albain]

That was a good one. What else you got in that head of yours?

[r-lynch-oss-blog]

Uhh, I have some dirty Harry Potter ones, if you’re interested.

Also, have you ever tried a cigarette? Because it appears to me that you are smoking.

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh. Dirty and Harry POtter. Two of my favorite things. 

[captain-jules-albain]

Oh these are getting better. Please, continue. 

[r-lynch-oss-blog]

What can I say? Your beauty is something that inspires a humble poet like myself. You must be standing in a spire, because you inspire.

[captain-jules-albain]

That was a good one. What else you got in that head of yours?