demon man-child who ruins people's lives.

My name is Josh Levison. I'm just a normal, average guy. Seriously. There's absolutely nothing strange about me. Except the whole werewolf thing. [INDEPENDENT BEING HUMAN US RP] tracked tag is: joshxlevison

[josh-levison]

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Three):

"No one's hunting you."

"She's really smart, she just does it out of hate."

"All I'm thinking about is broccoli, cauliflower, and sex."

"Please try to like not do that."

"I'd like to retire and start doing walking pub tours instead."

"If that's your best parenting then put your kids up for adoption."

"I didn't lie, I told the truth as I knew it, but now I know the truth differently."

"What were you thinking promising to return my book to me tomorrow?"

"I'm gonna put this ladder on the trampoline."

"That's hurtful to my feelings and therefore I judge it as immoral."

"Are you saying I'm not a hipster?"

"Can I have a sign that that was a sign?"

"I hope I never have to live without you."

"Uh-oh, I think I might be killing someone today."

"Is bug spray okay?"

"Put that in your sovereignty and smoke it."

"You can just say 'yeah thanks—no'."

"Can you predict my behavior?"

"I'll deal with this person later, I know where she lives."

"IF the dead have feelings."

"You're still lazy and you're still stupid—no offense."

"We're all immoral when we tell our children Santa is real."

"It's almost not tomorrow anymore."

"Dogs don't lie to you, they have an innocence about them."

"Today may be your last day to have sex, eat a doughnut, drive fast..."

"The love and cherish things are a little iffy."

"Don't need condom."

"You will not leave."

"Jackasses are still people?"

"I swear to you I'm awake today."

"Can you promise to love someone?"

"You know what smarter creatures are doing right now? Stealing my car."

"Maybe we messed up our feelings."

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being human meme – two places [½]

the house

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boobshirts:

“I’m not following you – I could honestly ask you the same question.”

“Wh... Why would I be following you? You-you were the one that... I-I-I was...” 

“It’s the middle of the woods. What are you doing out here?” 

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“Wh-What are you doing here? Are you following me?”

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rebeccaflynt:

Rebecca nodded, having only slightly paid attention to what he said. Sure, she’d never been inside before, but something about being inside the place Aidan called home hurt. She’d always been a bit of a masochist, which was why she took a deep (and unnecessary) breath, she could still pick up his scent. Aidan. It hurt more than she thought it would and she shuddered in response, briefly wondering if Josh had taken notice. Deciding to snap out of it, she turned her attention back to Josh. “So, Norah?” Rebecca knew her from the hospital and also knew it was a bad idea for a human to know she was still alive. “How’s the whole dating a human thing working out for you?” She asked casually, starting to poke about the living room.

The question wasn’t said with malice, but it dug deep into Josh’s chest and through his heart, hitting him right where it hurt. It was his turn to take a deep breath now, trying to mentally prepare himself to answer. “She’s... she’s not a human.” Not anymore. And it was all his fault. “It was an accident.” He clenched his jaw, eyes down on the rug. “I’m going to fix it.” 

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wagermylifeonyou:

“I don’t think I know the any of it, to be completely honest with you.” He reached for another beer as Josh went on, staring at him over the top of the bottle between swigs. When the other wolf was finished, he reached out and gave him a light pat on the arm. “Look, man, I’m going to have to cut you off. No more drinks, okay?” Aeson grabbed Josh’s glass, trying to ease it away from him. The information about his friends was a little unsettling, but he could decide whether to look into it later. “You know we can’t actually run around eating people. Trust me, it is not a pretty road to go down, and I’ve got some friends who’d probably put a silver bullet in my skull if I did. …Besides, I’ve heard people don’t even taste that good. So why bother, right?”

“That’s probably for the best.” He's ran his mouth enough for the evening. Hopefully nothing else would come dribbling out. With only slight resistance Josh released the glass, arms sliding off the table and into his lap. “Yeah... I know,” he sighed, “I don’t really wanna eat people anyways.” Defeated, he slumped forward. “I just want a regular life. That’s all. A good job and-and a wife and kids and a mortgage and a golden retriever. Instead I clean people’s crap and live with a ghost and a vampire!” Dammit. His mouth and brain obviously had some vendetta against him. The fact that his blood was currently comprised mostly of cheap whiskey and beer didn’t help either.

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where did these prep faces suddenly all come from ? what the heck

“I don’t… I don’t know what that means.” 

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rebeccaflynt:

Rebecca let out a sharp laugh, glancing more about the living room and kitchen, “you’re joking, right? It’s like someone died in here.” She supposed Josh was mourning, the house a reflection of how he felt she assumes. “You know you -can- turn the lights on during daylight hours” she said, moving to flip on a light. “So, what, it’s just you and me here?” She asked, scanning the room for the ghost she had only heard of.

There was a strange sort of laughter that left Josh’s lips. The kind of noise you make when you have to have some kind of response, but you don’t want to think about the body count of the place you’re trying to call a home, let alone voice it aloud. Crossing his arms, he blinked a few times at the sudden illumination that filled the room. “I can. But since I’m the only one footing the electric bill, I try not to have every bulb on at once.” The light only made things worse. Everything looked lonelier and more empty. Sally’s magazines. Aidan’s mug. “Right now, yeah. Nora stays over sometimes.”  

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|| If You Go Out In The Woods Today ||

[josh-levison]

Scuffing barefeet through twigs and leaves, he headed in the direction Alice showed him, allowing her to lead a step or two ahead of him. Maybe he'd been a little harsh. Josh hardly liked himself on a good day, let alone muddy and bloody after a turn. In fact, after a turn he especially hated himself. Anyone thinking any part of him was attractive after a turn seemed like yet another cruel joke. 

“You don’t have to do that.” There was a much gentler tone in his voice now. “But if you really, really want to... I guess I can't stop you.”

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ask-alicelockwood:

She grinned, then waved her hand in his general direction.  “Please, have you seen you?”  Itching at a patch of skin just under one of the claw scars across her torso, she tilted her head to the side.  “Look, I’m not trying to–now what did Han call it?  Right–’scam on your Kool-Aid’, but you’re hot.”

“I uh... I-I think you’re looking for ‘step on my Kool-Aid’ which is not-not applicable here.” Alice’s compliment should have boosted his spirits, but he felt too awkward and exposed and nauseous. His eyes stayed on the ground and not Alice’s also naked self, hands covering his groin. “If you could wait until I’ve gotten coffee in me to objectify me, that-that would be great.”

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ask-alicelockwood:

“Well, /hello/.” Alice scrubbed at the dirt on her face with an equally dirty hand. “I feel obligated to say ‘congratulations’…”

“Huh? Why-Why are you congratulating me?”

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airplanelag:

Comic Con [x]

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rebeccaflynt:

Rebecca really didn’t know much about being a vampire aside from what information Bishop and Marcus had fed her and this ‘Mother’ character was brand new. She tried to mask the devastation she felt at the notion that Aidan could be dead as she walked into the home, making a dramatic effort to wipe her feet as she did. “Who’s a good boy?” Rebecca said, reaching up to ruffle Josh’s hair. She stepped further in and looked around, it was….quaint. “Is it always this depressing in here?” She looked over her shoulder at Josh.

Josh made a noise somewhere between a growl and a whine as he pushed Rebecca’s hand away. Suddenly the whole thing felt like a huge mistake. Closing his eyes, he exhaled loudly through his nose, trying to remember that he was doing this for Aidan. “How-How is it depressing?” he responded through clenched molars, taking a deep breath in an attempt to relax. Rebecca was right. It was damn depressing. “It’s better when Sally is here.”