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humans are made of 75% water. xuxi is made out of 75% love.
IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE
If for nothing else but spite
Person A) “You’re lucky I love you.”
Person B) GASP “You love me?!!?!?”
Person A) “We’ve been married for two years ya dingus.”
Marvel: *drops Avengers Endgame trailer*
Everyone, feeling that trauma from Infinity War creeping up again:
The power these pictures hold, damn!
Yuta: Ask me why I love you.
Sicheng, sighing: Why do you love me, Yuta?
Yuta, pulling up a 150 slide presentation: I’m glad you asked!
I love the person who did this 😂
© SOMETHING GOOD
when you see your bias going from cute to hot in less than 0.2 seconds:
Jin: for the last time it’s called cauliflower not ghost broccoli
Haechan: I know what I saw.
when the fandoms your in start fighting with each other and you’re kind just like -
Diamonds drippin’,
better bring your raincoat
NCT 2018 As shit Gordon Ramsay has said.
I was pissing myself while writing this.
Taeyong - “What the fuck did you put in that sauce? It’s like some kind of sci-fi sperm.”
Taeil - “You guys cook like old people fuck.”
Johnny - “That lift is busier that fucking paris hiltons knickers.”
Yuta - “When i bang, she comes, when you bang, she comes!.. Sounds like a porn movie…”
Kun - “Chitlins? Shitlins.”
Doyoung - “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?”
Ten - “Feels like I’m eating donkeys cock.”
Jaehyun - “You give me them anemic bits of shits, I’ll fucking throw them up your ass sideways.”
Winwin - “Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz you didn’t fucking cook it.”
Jungwoo - “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe .“
Lucas - "The two steaks have been up and down like fucking Abi Titmuss’s knickers.”
Mark - “You look like you’re just about to lose your virginity.”
Renjun - “Chimichanga… Chimi-chuck it in the bin.”
Jeno - “There’s more smoke in this kitchen than in snoop dogs tour bus.“
Haechan - “Pinwheel? Yeah i feel like doing a cartwheel out of here.”
Jaemin - “It looks like chappy took a crappy in my gumbo.”
Chenle - “You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley.”
Jisung - “I wish you would jump in that oven. That would make my life a lot easier.”
Side note, Ramsay would beat the shit out of Mark
《 happy birthday yixing! 》 ↳thank you for all your hard work! looking forward to another year with you!
How to describe nctzens: We stan crackheads, We become crackheads
my fellow xingmis are we ready for the 2018 version of the ‘is yixing in this comeback?’ panic