I am human;

✘ Joshua Earnshaw ; twenty-three punk, sociology teacher I am not perfect. I am human. And that's all I ever wanted to be. [ rp blog ]

[joshuaxtree]

@mrsearnshaw: @joshingya when The Earnshaws get new Twitter handles, that's how you know it's real

@joshingya: @mrsearnshaw let it be known, I also toyed with the idea of mrcopelandshusband, and sadly copelands was taken :(

[joshuaxtree]

@joshingya: it's true; I do own a '#1 Dad' hat and wear it frequently.

[lifeafraid]

[herecomesdawsun-blog]

“It was pretty different, but thankfully my father is from here so English was my second language. Yeah, I already sided with the flowers, it was an easy pick.”

[joshuaxtree]

“Hold on— Before anything else, I’m going to need you to say something in French.”

[joshuaxtree]

@jawshoeah: never ashamed to jump alongside children in bounce houses.

[herecomesdawsun-blog]

“I was just excited to get to Art class and that was about it, but I understand, though school in Paris was quite different, it was a big transition when we moved.” 

[joshuaxtree]

“Now if you survived that move, switching to another school a few towns over should be nothing. I’m guessing you ended up at Ridgeway?”

[stressball-blog]

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[herecomesdawsun-blog]

“Why do I feel like a kid about to go to his first day of school all over again– oh wait.” 

[joshuaxtree]

“Change sucks and all, but I was all about the first day of school as a kid. Then again, I was a weird kid, so that’s not saying much...”

[addiehbu-blog]

“It’s amazing how your priorities change once you’re settled down and have a family to take care of. Like, I looked at the calendar and realized I just turned eighteen and didn’t even have a celebration or anything. I feel so middle aged.”

[joshuaxtree]

“Belated or not, eighteen is worth celebrating —even with something small. I mean, being old enough to get a tattoo, buy a lottery ticket, and vote is kind of a big deal. But, anyway— Happy birthday.”

[joshuaxtree]

plots;

◤ Gamers – Always the overgrown child, Joshua is just as invested in his video games as he was as a kid. Your character has become his best gaming buddy. Anytime they're not together in person, they're playing online, yelling and swearing over the mics (much to the dismay of Josh's roommates). OPEN

◤ Teacher's Pet – Your character is a student that Josh seems to bond with more than any other. Always passionate and an advocate for the underdog, Josh is eager to serve as a mentor to your character, offering special attention, words of wisdom, and a few jokes whenever necessary, even going so far to make sure the classroom is a safe place for your character before, during, and after class. He looks out for your character, and might even consider them to be friends. Ft. Juliet

◤ Petty Enemy – It isn’t rare to find Josh spending his free time lurking about Copeland’s store as she works, toying with various instruments and keeping himself entertained. But when your character visits the store, he swears they give his wife-to-be a ‘look’. You know, that look — Making eyes while they converse, giving Josh war flashbacks to Tannen regardless of whether or not your character was truly giving any look at all. From there on out, he has made your character his petty enemy and won’t trust them as far as he can throw them. Ft. Arlo

[joshuaxtree]

@jawshoeah: do you ever walk by your pet and make eye contact then feel bad for not touching it so you run back and give it a pat real quick

[colangdon-blog1]

“I’m sure I’ll make it to both of those places eventually, but I just don’t know when. Everyone has said Disneyworld is better.”

[joshuaxtree]

“Disneyland is great and all, but Disney World is four times the fun. If given the option, I’d live in Epcot, and I’m pretty sure my wife would only support that decision. Seriously though, you’ll have a blast there.”

[colangdon-blog1]

“I’ve spent the last six weeks pretending that I don’t want to go to Disneyland with my step-dad and little brother, but let’s be real, I totally want to go.” 

[joshuaxtree]

“Forget pretending; Even when I’m 80-years-old, I won’t even be able to act like I’m not excited for Disneyland. I mean, even though Disney World kicks way more ass.”

[sarasaysphotography-blog]

[casper-greenburg]

Not at all, I got lucky. And to think I was genuinely considering moving back in with my dad before Copeland offered.

[joshuaxtree]

I’m sure your dad is cool and all, but it definitely wouldn’t be the same. I’d have to give Beck so much more attention if you weren’t around.

[casper-greenburg]

That’s good, because I don’t want to have to call anywhere else home.

[joshuaxtree]

I’m going to have to ask you to stop that before you make me too emotional. Honestly though, could living with anyone else be better than what you get with me? —I don’t think so.

[casper-greenburg]

You’re going to get me kicked out of here.

[joshuaxtree]

No way. You’re like a permanent fixture in this place. You couldn’t get out of here even if you tried.