zip it

let's skip the formalities, and get straight down to the fun part~ The name is up top, but you can call me Captain of the Universe. currently serving as the lil Nan's chef and significant annoyance~

[sweetirons]

[josidiaz]

william-davis‌:

That’s surely a lot of pressure – looking fantastic 24/7. What kind of food do you make? I’ll have to check it out. Although, perhaps I already went there. 

mainly italian food, but i can make anything and everything~

[josidiaz]

ears-for-days-russel‌:

People just like to celebrate. It’s not terrible that it’s about punching the English in their bleedin’ faces. I can get on board with that.

... wtf??? ay chico, are you talking about the boston tea party because that shit happened like forever years ago, wrong century mi amigo

[josidiaz]

ears-for-days-russel‌:

The weekend is gone, and with it Pride month. The parade was exhausting in all the best ways. Everything was just so vibrant and jubilant. People being themselves and showing it off without a care in the world. And of course, like everyone predicted, Sgt. Bones was a huge hit. But even he needs a nap now. Hope your weekends went just as well.

4 days later, we have another parade, these things are neverending sigh~

[josidiaz]

william-davis‌:

What do you do?

other than looking fantastic all the time? i have a restaurant and i make food that taste like heaven~ 

[josidiaz]

this working life just aint for me

[sweetirons]

[josidiaz]

jamesfabray‌:

Tumblr’s worst move without a doubt. They were supposed to get rid of the bots along with the pictures – yet I’ve never seen more of them ever since nipples are forbidden. Give me those nsfw blogs back. 

everyone’s out to ruin our lives these days. is life even worth living anymore~

[josidiaz]

ears-for-days-russel‌:

Oh those! Blimey, I haven’t been asked to do those in a while. Thank the lord. Seems some sites are moving away from that. Sucks, mate.

talking to you is like a meme, wait no at least i get instant gratification with those. sigh~

[josidiaz]

william-davis‌:

A harsh price to pay. 

it’s what happens when they poor af~

[josidiaz]

william-davis‌:

And the others what’s their excuse? 

sold their soul to look less ugly prob

[josidiaz]

william-davis‌:

At this point, I wouldn’t even be surprised. 

on some people, red looks good~ like they sold their soul for how pretty they look.

[josidiaz]

jamesfabray‌:

They sure know how to piss someone off. 

like this tumblr shit, banning all those porn blogs and yet, we get those annoying porn bots without the pretty pictures, sigh~

[josidiaz]

liamharwood‌:

That shit is hella annoying. Especially on my phone. Sometimes I can’t even select half of the stuff they show me.

some of them even asks me to do math like lol u must be new here

[josidiaz]

ears-for-days-russel‌:

I’m sorry, what is that? Automated fire hydrant selection?

ay chico, get with the times, it’s those annoying lil things that asks you if you’re a robot and gives you a bunch of ugly pictures to pick

[josidiaz]

these robot detection shit are getting out of hand, like what do you mean i haven’t selected all of those stupid fire hydrants?? ay dios mio

[josidiaz]

william-davis‌:

That still doesn’t tell me how it started.

a lil nerd probably started all of it~ i wouldn’t doubt it if it was the lil red head didn’t put out and he went crying to his mami~