live a little, sweetheart

Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say.

[josieolson-blog]

alcxmoore:

“really?” he raised an eyebrow. he knew she hadn’t done butt stuff when they were together because he had insisted multiple times and she rejected him every one of them. “it’s not that bad. i mean it’s scary at first. i have to admit that i refused to do it for a long time…as in receive it, not give it…you catch my drift. anyway, it’s actually pretty fun and interesting. i recommend it.” he remembered the way he behaved with the first guys he hooked up with. he was completely in denial and only wanted to top until he met one guy who made him change his mind about it. in the end, it was part of learning to accept his sexuality. “i know, i know…” he sighed. it crossed his mind every single day but he knew he couldn’t let his parents down once again for the millionth time. this was like the thing that was supposed to repair his relationship with them. “sh!” he shushed her, lynette wasn’t a fan of him telling people about their little secret but he figured josie didn’t count. of course he was going to tell her. “maybe.” he smirked a little and placed his hands on her waist, “will you help me remember?” he asked leaning closer to her.

“positive,” she laughed, falling back into her chair. josie watched him as he spoke. she remembered a time where they would not have been having this conversation and a small part of her was proud to see how far he’d come. “hmm, maybe one day,” she pondered, smirking over at the boy.  “i guess there;s nothing you can really do,” she sighed and passed him the bottle knowing he probably needed it more than she did. “you’re secret is safe with me, you goofball,” she said, shaking her head as she let out a light laugh. josie, bit her bottom lip and smiled up at the boy. just his touch made her feel electric. “let’s get out of here, yeah?” she asked, looking up at him through her thick eyelashes.

[josieolson-blog]

josie ☽ *:

lyncttes:

“right, and what i’m saying is you’re fine now, but it’s all going to catch up to you later and, no offense, but i’m not trying to be here for that.”

“and it may, but at least i had fun,” she said as she casually shrugged her shoulders. “and — no one asked you to be here,” she said, slightly annoyed. she knew she’d regret having such an attitude in the morning, but it was definitely the liquid courage talking. 

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josieolson.

rcmiks:

“Well, that was misleading then, was it not?” Rolling his eyes, Mik gives her a surreptitious once-over as she continues to speak. She looks pulled together enough despite the slurring, and half a fifth is a bit better than a full one, so he supposes the chances of him having to peel someone off the floor have lowered with that a bit. Good. He’d of probably just left her there. “Right. Sure you are not. Do not worry, I am completely believing you.” Turning away from her, he casts his gaze about the club as if he’s looking for an escape, an out from his current predicament, talking to this non-drunk girl who apparently has no idea what she’s drank and what she hasn’t. He comes up short. “And I am not high.”

“i suppose,” she sighed, looking down at her nails that were coated in a glossy pink shade. sure, she wasn’t sober — anyone could have guessed that , but she was well off enough to walk, dance, use her debit card, and what not. she really didn’t see the problem. “if you’re going to just be a sarcastic sally, i don’t want to hear it,” she said, her voice holding a little more authority then usual. being around people that didn’t share the same energy as her was just annoying at this point. if you weren’t trying to have fun, she didn’t care. “oh please, aren’t you, like, always high?” she asked, not even bothering to look away from her phone screen.

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adcniss:

the blond’s eyes narrowed as he listened to the girl, his signature smirk gracing his lips all the while, wide as ever, if not a notch less jovial than usual. still, his eyes lit up upon seeing the bills she was sliding his way; he couldn’t help it, he grew up in a three bedroom apartment and had somehow since downgraded. he snatched up the benjamins as he spoke, “ sure thing. ” he scoffed slightly, reaching under the bar for a bottle of jack. “ but i’m just warning you, princess- a long island iced tea isn’t my definition of the strongest drink we’ve got. ” he punctuated his sentence with a roll of his eyes and a boarder line obnoxious flip of the bottle of alcohol, catching it smoothly in his right hand. 

josie’s lips thinned into a tight smile and her brown eyes went ice cold. the mocking tone of the bartender that stood before her only made her want to roll her eyes, but she kept cordial and rigid in her seat at the bar. “you know, insulting the customers probably isn’t the best way to do business,”  she warned, looking at the bills she’d just passed him. “it seems like you need the job, so don’t say anything stupid, adonis,” she said. his name tasted sour as it rolled off her tongue. “i’m well aware it’s not the strongest drink you’ve got. have you forgotten i can out drink ninety percent of the people in this bar?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. “now, the strongest drink you’ve got,” she ordered, holding up another crisp benjamin. 

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alcxmoore:

“hey, it’s not that bad to have a stick up your ass.” a smirk appeared on his lips at the suggestion. alex wasn’t one to be shy about his sexual practices and josie was probably used to that even if he was still in the closet when they dated. “more like a cactus i’d say.” he offered instead. “i don’t know.” he shrugged, “her parents were kinda looking for the same thing and they’re friends with my parents. it seemed like a good idea to unite the family to seal a business deal or something like that. they don’t tell me much about their professional lives. at least not as much as i’d like to know.” alex was really into politics and law but he ended up getting into international relations as a major instead. he really wanted to become an ambassador. “at first i didn’t mind it because…i mean…look at her. and we actually had a bit of a thing which i’m not allowed to talk about but y’know…” he hooked his finger with a circle he created with his other hand to illustrate what he meant. alex watched in awe at how easy it came to josie, he was so ready to be with her again. “great.” he let out when she came back and rubbed his hands together. “she’s super hot. good job finding someone.” he congratulated. “how did i get you to agree with this again?” 

"of all the crazy shit i’ve done, moore, i have never done butt stuff,” she said, laughing at his comment. “so i guess ill just have to take your word for it” she winked, a soft smile gracing her face. “that’s fucking stupid,” she said bluntly. “i mean if my parents were to pull some shit like that i don’t know what i’d do,” she sighed. although she knew she would never have to deal with anything like that. “did you?” she said as she raised her eyebrow in curiosity. part of her wondered if that one hookup between the two would result in them actually have a real relationship one day and not just a facade, but she said nothing. “yeah she is,” josie said while looking back at the blonde girl. “you didn’t really have to talk me into it, all you had to do was ask and i would’ve been down,” she shrugged. “i mean i’m josie olson, did you forget that?” she asked teasingly. 

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alcxmoore:

“hm.” alex let out unsatisfied with that option. the boy didn’t like to think he was fucked up or anything although he received that comment on a daily basis. “yeah! i think i like that one a lot better.” he sighed in relief at the second option. if someone knew how to have fun, that was alex. he was an expert in entertainment but more than anything, at convincing people to do messed up things for his own amusement. a half smile appeared on his face, “yeah.” he admitted. “my parents want it to look real…which i don’t really have a problem with but…y’know…it would be much easier if she didn’t despise me. like, she’s a got actress and all but there’s just nothing there.” he shrugged and took another gulp from the bottle. “i’m not saying it’s rocket science, i just don’t want them to think i’m a stalker. it’s much easier for you girls.” he crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow as he watched her and wow, he suddenly remembered why he liked her so much. the girl she picked was very hot and it was certain that they had similar tastes. he fixed his hair to look nice if she pointed at him or something and tried to act casual, taking a few more drinks of vodka.

“me too,” she said as she took the bottle from alex and let the alcohol into her system. “everybody always has shit to say about it but at the end of the day, they’ree the ones with sticks up their asses — not us,” josie scoffed, as she dug her heel into the carpet. her habits were really no one’s concern. if she wanted to sleep around, get drunk every night, and do drugs those were her decisions were they not? “why her?” josie asked rather softly. she looked up to alex from where she was sitting and had a twisted expression on her face. for the life of her, she couldn’t figure out what his parents saw in lynette to make lynette his wife. if josie was going to show him the ropes of this, she had to put on a show. she made sure to pull out all the stops. she wanted to make sure that alex was turned on even before she and the blonde sauntered back over. minutes later she walked back over to alex and held her phone up. “whenever we’re ready all we have to do is call,” she said, a smirk toying on her lips. 

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josieolson.

rcmiks:

“Nothing is wrong with it, but considering you are the size of a twig and you have consumed an entire bottle of hard liquor, I am thinking that you should probably find a seat before I am obligated to find one for you.“ Mik has a vast amount of experience with people binge drinking, often times to a degree that they shouldn’t, but he’s never dealt with a case quite like this before. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, to say the least, how someone could have that much and still think they need more. It hasn’t been long enough for that. “Are you stupid?” It’s asked quite bluntly. She’s acting like somebody who has never drank in her life; reckless, the girl who passes out on the club floor before midnight.

“okay now i didn’t drink it all by myself,” she said, her words slurring together only the slightest bit. “i shared some with my friends and then there was this big group of guys that wanted alcohol so i let them have my alcohol and when they gave it back it was only about half full,” she said, trying to remember who all had been in position of that bottle of alcohol. she knew the rule: don’t give your drink to anyone, but josie thought that rule was stupid and obviously she didn’t follow it. “i am not stupid,” she shot back. “I’m really not even that drunk either,” she said, crossing her arms and letting out a rather large sigh. 

[josieolson-blog]

josieolson:

alcxmoore:

“man, your idea of fun is fucked up.” he shook his head as if he were judging her, “so what does it say of me if i completely share it?” the man ended up smirking at his latter reply. alex wasn’t the biggest drug user but he loved getting high on ecstasy and other rave drugs, especially the times where josie and him did it together. he liked everything that got him even in a bigger mood of partying, but he would never accept anyone who was a bigger party person than him…except maybe josie even if he liked to think it wasn’t like that. “shut up.” he rolled his eyes. josie was obviously teasing since him and lynette were far from being anyone’s relationship goals. they couldn’t even stand each other. alex looked down at her lips and nodded before squinting his eyes to search for a person that could join them. “should i just walk to them and ask if they want to be in a threesome?”

“i guess we’re both just fucked up,” she shrugged and took another sip of her drink. “or we’re the ones who know how to have fun the right way,” she suggested and raised an eyebrow at the other brunette. a smile formed on josie’s face. although she would never admit it, it made her happy that alex and lynette’s relationship was nothing but a facade. “isn’t that what your parents want it to look like?” she asked mindlessly while she looked around the club. “it’s not rocket science,” she said, letting her brown hues roll at his question. “here, watch and learn,” she said a she stood up and set the bottle she was holding in her hands. josie reached inside her shirt, adjusting her breasts so they looked more full in her dangerously low cut top and then strolled over to one of the girls standing by the bar. she sent a wink to alex while she talked to the blonde girl. 

[dailylilycollins]

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alcxmoore:

“and what are you when you’re not feeling like being a genius, eh?” he asked in his very canadian accent. alex mirrored her sigh coincidentally thinking the same thing as she did for a second. “my soon-to-be-fake-wife i think you mean.” he reminded her a took a large gulp to forget about all of that mess. “lynette can’t even look at me without making gagging faces.” he chuckled. “it’s honestly funny how we’re supposed to act like we’re in love and all. so no, i don’t think she’d mind. at least i wouldn’t mind it if she wanted to go around sleeping with whoever she wants. as long as she stays quiet about it so i don’t get in trouble, y’know.” he explained. “see? i have pretty great ideas too. we just need to get a third person to join us.” it had been a really long time since he last hooked up with josie but he’d do it again in a heartbeat if she agreed to it. “i’m not saying you can’t share in general, i’m just saying you like your alcohol.”

“having fun,” she said simply, raising the bottle to give him an idea of what fun meant. “or getting high, it really doesn’t matter to me.” josie loved the feeling of alcohol and drug, it made her feel fun and like she could do anything. just the other week she’d gone skydiving because she’d made the plan when she was drunk and of course she didn’t want to be a pansy and back out. “you guys are relationship goals,” she said with a loud laugh. the whole ordeal between the two of them was rather confusing to josie, but even she couldn’t deny the comical aspect to it. “i heard the third person is supposed to be a stranger,” she said, leaning back into the cushioned seat and surveying the rest of the party-goers in the club. “take your pick and i'm down,” she said, returning her attention back to alex, letting her tongue swipe across her bottom lip seductively. 

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alcxmoore:

“oops.” he said before tweeting a second time to give her credit. “there we go.” he smiled and put his phone back in his pocket once more. “yup, the wedding.” he nodded slowly. it still sounded so weird to say that out loud. it was especially weird considering he always told josie that he didn’t want to get married ever during their relationship. “i’ll drink to that. let’s give it up for girls.” he raised the bottle to clink it with hers. “yeah, don’t get me wrong, i like my men too but…girls.” he widened his eyes to emphasize. “yes, we are. so go ahead and let me know if you ever wanna have a threesome with any.” he winked. “i don’t mind sharing but sharing a bottle with you means just getting a small sip.”

“mhm, better give me credit. i can be a genius when i want to be,” she laughed and took out her own phone to retweet what he’d posted. josie let out a small sigh wondering where they’d ever gone wrong. instead of putting her foot in her mouth she brought the bottle to her lips and let the liquid poison run down her throat. “i don't think your soon-to-be wife would really appreciate that, bud,” she laughed and shook her head at him. “although a threesome is something that;s definitely going on my to-do list for the week,” she said as she pulled out her phone and typed herself a note. “hey,” she said slapping his arm, “i can share,” she insisted.

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@alexxx: "well fuck the bible and be your own boss"

@alexxx: -josie said that (forgot to give credit)

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josieolson.

rcmiks:

“What is wrong with you?” Remik might not be particularly conscious about money, but she seems to be downright wasteful. It has a laugh of disbelief leaving his lips as he re-reads the label on the bottle. “If you have finished that all tonight, then I am thinking that you have probably had quite enough.” It’s, what, a fifth? Yeah, that’s plenty considering the club has only been in full swing for a few hours now. Some people… “You should sit down somewhere and probably stay sitting.”

“nothing wrong with me, i’m just having fun,” she shrugged. “what’s wrong with that?” she asked. she was actually curious. she was used to people speaking on the amount of alcohol she drank, but it really wasn’t even that big of a deal. she was still alive and as far as she was concerned she was living a hell of a life. “i did finish it all tonight,” she said with a giggle and cheeky grin on her face. “the night is young, i don’t want to end it yet,” she sighed looking around the club eagerly for something to spark her interest.  

[josieolson-blog]

alcxmoore:

“i’m sooo gonna tweet that.” he laughed at her comment and grabbed his phone to do so. as he hit enter, he looked up and tried to contain his smirk from what she said. “me? please, everybody knows that’s the only reason i’m looking forward to my wedding.” he put his phone back in his picket and sticked his hands there letting out a sigh. he wasn’t ready for marriage at all, but his parents for forcing him to marry lynette and there wasn’t anything he could do about it. “that…is super hot.” he nodded and tried to ignore the thoughts coming to his brain from that. “would they hate me for being bi? i’m like, half straight. that has to count for something, right?” he shrugged. “you’re a dear. now gimmie it.” 

josie rolled her eyes. “better give me credit,” she said, eyeing him down. while he tweeted, she slipped off the cap of the brand new vodka bottle she’d pulled out and took a few big gulps. “ah right — the wedding,” she murmered. She stilll couldn’t really believe he was marrying lynette. she knew the girl pretty well and considering alex and josie used to be a thing, she couldn’t really figure how he’d gone from her to lynette. however it was none of her business, so she left it at that. “i know.” she smirked. “there’s just something about girls that is so god damn sexy,” she said, removing a strand of brown hair from her face. “I still do like my men though. I guess we’re the same — we like both,” she said, laughing slightly. “we can share, but you don’t just get to have my bottle, alex,” 

[fvrewvrks]

adonis rivers was a mann lucky enough to love his job. and how couldn’t he? what with the free booze, and drunken customers that were always a little too generous with their tips. of course he’d never let anyone know that; he had a reputation to uphold, after all. he was in the middle of making a tray of blowjob shots for the stag party having the time of their lives in the corner of the club when he could feel another persons’ presence, just a little too close for comfort. “ listen,” he started. “ i know that i’m irresistible and all, but i’m kinda in the middle of something here, babe. ”

[josieolson-blog]

night was pretty much josie’s second home. she loved the atmosphere there and she loved meeting new people and making new friends. a night at the club was normally a night well spent. she danced her way sloppily over to the bar when she spotted the familiar face. “oh please, don’t flatter yourself,” she said, rolling her eyes as she slid onto one of the bar stools. “mix me the strongest drink possible,” she said. it wasn’t a question or a suggestion, and it wasn’t really optional in her eyes. she slid three crisp one hundred dollar bills his way and tapped her perfectly manicured nails against the bar counter.