hey demons it's me, ya boi

[27\F\Quebec(CAN)\ENG&FR]   hello sweet ppl, I'm here to share my fanfictions and my face and maybe my cats? I'm Josie and I like stuff like Teen Wolf, Dragon Age, Lore Olympus and Visual kei and Jrock still. Nothing makes sense and I certainly wont. [https://archiveofourown.org/users/JosieStilinskiBee]

[liberalsarecool]

[josiestilinskibee]

What's this?! Another try at an e-girl makeup?! #quarantinelife #makeupoftheday #egirlinspo #egirlmakeup #egirl (at Quebec, Quebec) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iJJ4RJN0m/?igshid=196a2be4rv1vp

[josiestilinskibee]

It's me, your typical jamer jirl, feeling cute and all. Proud because it's me first time putting on fake lashes correctly lmao. About to play some Age of Mythology because I just don't move on from anything apparently #ageofmythology #gamergirl #selfieoftheday #selfie #feelinggood #quarantinelife (at Quebec, Quebec) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LBdB8pzUD/?igshid=hpcmogb3kffy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thepeoplesmanifesto]

Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore

Stuff: is made to not be repairable

Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury

Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and weekends

Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time

“News” media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!

[redfeathered]

lets not forget:

Your parents: have never actually taught you any of those things either

[whitepeopletwitter]

[josiestilinskibee]

Definitely Hard Feelings update

Yah. I’m the dumbass writing this shitshow called Definitely Hard Feeling that has only 3 chapters since 2014. Well guess what avid readers (read here, nobody because y’all did forget about it). 

3 chapters on the way. By the next month, I’ll gift you 3 chapters because I’ve neglected posting anything for a while. Don’t say thank you just yet. I’m giving myself a week to forget about the chapter 4 before I rewrite it entirely. And I’ll do the same for the 2 others (the last one isn’t finished just yet but we’re getting there)

Then, good or bad, you’ll get a fucking Christmas present. Hope everyone’s going to be happy.

And that I’ll keep on writing hahahahahahahaha (that sentence sounded more evil than intended, but I’m keeping it)

Long live the Sterek fandom xoxox

[josiestilinskibee]

I maaaaaay need more time than expected but my hope is that I’m going to be done with those promised 3 chapters by Christmas. Fingers crossed that I’m able to do it. If not well… let’s hope I’m all done by 2020 hahahahahhahahaha :’))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[josiestilinskibee]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... Happy 2020 to the people. I couldn’t hold onto my initial goal, which was to fire 3 chapters in a month. I thought they would be ready and I didn’t take into account the fact that the Holidays are, to me, a source of anxiety and anguish so great I had to take almost a month of doing nothing and seeing nobody to gain back some energy and motivation and a sense of self (lol).

Sorry about that.

I’ve written the drafts of 3 chapters, as promised. They were done by the end of November. But I the correction process has been slow. I’m not even done redoing the 4th chapter. So I’ll calm down with my ideas of grandeur, and I’ll try to, at the very least, finish this one and post it by the start of February. Just this one.

Sorry about that :’)

[josiestilinskibee]

I am asexual, but asexuality is different for each and every ace out there.

First of all, asexuality is a spectrum. It means that there various "shades" of asexuality. Asexual (no sexual attraction), greysexual (occasional sexual attraction, but very rare), demisexual (sexual attraction only once an emotional attraction exists) and more shades that I don't knoe very well.

That being said, some people, part of the ace community and outside of it, may shame you if you claim to be under the asexual spectrum but have sex or enjoy anything related to sexual activities. That being said, I'm putting myself out there and giving you a list of things I appreciate as an asexual that people might try to shame you for or tell you you're not asexual for it.

Asexuality, in its purest definition, only means that you do not experience sexual attraction (if Pansexual is a 10/10 on sexual attraction, definitive asexuality is a 0/10).

So, here goes nothing :

-I masturbate (especially close to my periods as the rise in my hormones make me horny);

-I enjoy sensual touch (touch my boobs and my head and my butt and my privates sensually, with no intention of actual intercourse and I will like it);

-I like the action of grinding (like, the physical senasations are niiiiiice ok. I like to touch and be touched, what can I say?);

-I watch porn and enjoy it, sometimes (usually also during my hormones influx bcz of periods);

-I would like to have sex, I'm just not sexually attracted by ppl (but also I am grossed out by sex and suffer from vaginism so as much as I would like to, it is not a possible thing for me atm);

-If I was 1)not disgusted by sex 2)not so self conscious 3) not suffering from vaginism, I would like to try a lot of sexual stuff. Because I am curious of all the physical sensations I could discover;

-I am curious/interested in the BDSM scene, but again, struggle with a lot of stuff that make me feel it's not possible for me to explore this alley and be confortable with it;

-I like kissing a whole lot.

There may be other things, I'm just going off the top of my head. The fact is, I know I am asexual, but those facts above will push so bigots to try and discredit what I KNOW to be the reality.

This is not a post to say that asexual can/will have sex. It's to say that every person is different, has different sexual (or non sexual) interests and that it also applies to asexual folks. Stop fucking gatekeeping the community. Not all asexuals are sex repulsed and 100% not sexually active or interested.

Get your heads out of your own asses pretty please. There is no one model for anything regarding humans and I wish people would stop trying to make others into themselves.

Best example of that would be the "One Size Fits all" clothings on Wish and AliExpress. The label was changed to "One Size Fits Most" because, guess what?! Not everybody fits into the same mold.

Thank you, this was my TED Talk.

[josiestilinskibee]

To add to the list :

-I fantasize about going down on a lady (but not on men, idk why, penis make me uncomfortable)

[valtsv]

[josiestilinskibee]

I am asexual, but asexuality is different for each and every ace out there.

First of all, asexuality is a spectrum. It means that there various "shades" of asexuality. Asexual (no sexual attraction), greysexual (occasional sexual attraction, but very rare), demisexual (sexual attraction only once an emotional attraction exists) and more shades that I don't knoe very well.

That being said, some people, part of the ace community and outside of it, may shame you if you claim to be under the asexual spectrum but have sex or enjoy anything related to sexual activities. That being said, I'm putting myself out there and giving you a list of things I appreciate as an asexual that people might try to shame you for or tell you you're not asexual for it.

Asexuality, in its purest definition, only means that you do not experience sexual attraction (if Pansexual is a 10/10 on sexual attraction, definitive asexuality is a 0/10).

So, here goes nothing :

-I masturbate (especially close to my periods as the rise in my hormones make me horny);

-I enjoy sensual touch (touch my boobs and my head and my butt and my privates sensually, with no intention of actual intercourse and I will like it);

-I like the action of grinding (like, the physical senasations are niiiiiice ok. I like to touch and be touched, what can I say?);

-I watch porn and enjoy it, sometimes (usually also during my hormones influx bcz of periods);

-I would like to have sex, I'm just not sexually attracted by ppl (but also I am grossed out by sex and suffer from vaginism so as much as I would like to, it is not a possible thing for me atm);

-If I was 1)not disgusted by sex 2)not so self conscious 3) not suffering from vaginism, I would like to try a lot of sexual stuff. Because I am curious of all the physical sensations I could discover;

-I am curious/interested in the BDSM scene, but again, struggle with a lot of stuff that make me feel it's not possible for me to explore this alley and be confortable with it;

-I like kissing a whole lot.

There may be other things, I'm just going off the top of my head. The fact is, I know I am asexual, but those facts above will push so bigots to try and discredit what I KNOW to be the reality.

This is not a post to say that asexual can/will have sex. It's to say that every person is different, has different sexual (or non sexual) interests and that it also applies to asexual folks. Stop fucking gatekeeping the community. Not all asexuals are sex repulsed and 100% not sexually active or interested.

Get your heads out of your own asses pretty please. There is no one model for anything regarding humans and I wish people would stop trying to make others into themselves.

Best example of that would be the "One Size Fits all" clothings on Wish and AliExpress. The label was changed to "One Size Fits Most" because, guess what?! Not everybody fits into the same mold.

Thank you, this was my TED Talk.

[josiestilinskibee]

Definitely Hard Feelings update

Yah. I’m the dumbass writing this shitshow called Definitely Hard Feeling that has only 3 chapters since 2014. Well guess what avid readers (read here, nobody because y’all did forget about it). 

3 chapters on the way. By the next month, I’ll gift you 3 chapters because I’ve neglected posting anything for a while. Don’t say thank you just yet. I’m giving myself a week to forget about the chapter 4 before I rewrite it entirely. And I’ll do the same for the 2 others (the last one isn’t finished just yet but we’re getting there)

Then, good or bad, you’ll get a fucking Christmas present. Hope everyone’s going to be happy.

And that I’ll keep on writing hahahahahahahaha (that sentence sounded more evil than intended, but I’m keeping it)

Long live the Sterek fandom xoxox

[josiestilinskibee]

I maaaaaay need more time than expected but my hope is that I’m going to be done with those promised 3 chapters by Christmas. Fingers crossed that I’m able to do it. If not well... let’s hope I’m all done by 2020 hahahahahhahahaha :’))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[josiestilinskibee]

2009 VS 2019 Where is my pink fringe. I kinda still like it yo. https://www.instagram.com/p/B5nexSPp3g3/?igshid=1r05y447k2oca

[chrishemsworht]

get to know me: [4/20 female characters] • amy santiago (brooklyn nine nine)  “I’m my own person, capable of making my own decisions and I decided to humiliate you both.”

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

[instantbanana]

Goodness!

Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)

1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.

2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god

3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.

4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.

5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.

6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.

7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip

8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.

9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.

10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.

11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite

12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.

13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.

14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.

15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.

16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.

[ilmhist-archive]

Also, look out for your local animals.   Cats will sleep on car wheels where you can’t see them - it’s elevated, rubber is warmer than the ground, and it’s a little hideyhole where they feel safe.  Check your wheel wells and under your car before you go driving off, you might save a tiny life.

You can also, if you’re so inclined, make a little winter shelter for cats and small animals fairly easily and cheaply.

[Here] is a great (if lengthy) text guide to building shelters for local cats. [Here] is a video from the Ontario SPCA. [Here] is an even simpler (ad possibly cheaper) version of basically the same thing.  As long as you smooth out the opening (so the lil guys don’t injure themselves on it), insulate, and line it, and then put it somewhere where it’s not going to get flooded or the animal snowed in, you’re grand. It might not seem like much in the face of subzero temperatures, but it’s damn well better than nothing.

[chemicaaaaaal]

Everyone, look through the notes for other information too!

[guccifloralscreaming]

[dumbass-stilinski]

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I REBLOG THIS.

[golddaggers]

mandatory law: if this shows up on your timeline, you must reblog it.

[innerman-k]

[pitviperofdoom]

Things I love about the “villain turns good” trope:

Ex-villains graduating to “weird uncle” status.

Ex-villains and hero(es) turning the events of previous battles into bizarre inside jokes.

Ex-villains embracing the power of friendship and love.

Ex-villains putting up walls and keeping to themselves until the heroes teach them what it means to trust someone.

Ex-villains messing up and being forgiven because redemption is a process, not an endgame.

Ex-villains being shy and uncertain about their new place as a hero.

Bonus: Ex-villains hiding behind their hero friends during moments of shyness and uncertainty.

Ex-villains being tempted back to the dark side only to realize how much their newfound friendships mean to them.

Ex-villains pretending to return to the dark side, and using their villain cred to be a mole/saboteur on the heroes’ behalf.

Ex-villains taking the same skills and character traits that made them effective villains and using them for good.

Ex-villains defeating current villains by being better at those skills and traits than they are.

Ex-villains being rejected by almost everyone except the very few willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Ex-villains being ferociously protective of those few.

Ex-villains convincing old allies and friends to follow them to the light side.

Ex-villains helping their hero friends through guilt and self-doubt by reminding them that your mistakes don’t make you and it’s never too late to turn things around.

Ex-villains receiving unconditional trust and affection from someone small and innocent, and having no idea what they’re supposed to do with that.

Ex-villains reuniting with heroic loved ones that they don’t have to fight against anymore.

Ex-villains looking around at their new friends and their new home and having to sit down and ride out a sudden wave of powerful emotion because they can’t remember the last time they felt content.

[ironinkpen]

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

[ironinkpen]

if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people

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