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Stripper! The answer is always Stripper!

The best things in life come from complaining.

"Don't mistake my reservedness for my weakness"

"If you wanna do it right, you gotta do it dirty."

"That awkward moment when you're awkward and trip over your own shoe while standing and a cop sees it and walks over thinking you're drunk. 😕"

“Sometimes we have to bankrupt ourselves to achieve glory”

“The greatest form of bravery is when you have to fart but you have diarrhea.”

“If I didn’t have an arsenal of reasons to drink, I’d be an alcoholic. “

“The outfit doesn't make you look fat... your fat makes you look fat.”

“Sometimes jealousy is the best motivation.”

“Never will I exert more force than I require”

“I'm a firm believer in the idea that if a tree falls in a forest and I'm not there to hear it then it didn't happen”

“The problem with this country is that people have too much determination and too many kids”

"Don't get excited about anything because you'll be caught off guard when it all goes downhill"

“The pain is momentary

The glory is eternal”

“Was about to step out then shawarma kicked in

About to step out again

Take 2!”

“I did some drifting in the parking lot last night 😎

I'm a pro now

As long as I'm not going down a hill 😒

Or up

Hills in general

Joynalisms