#joynalism

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Stripper! The answer is always Stripper!

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The best things in life come from complaining.

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"Don't mistake my reservedness for my weakness"

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"That awkward moment when you're awkward and trip over your own shoe while standing and a cop sees it and walks over thinking you're drunk. 😕"

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“Sometimes we have to bankrupt ourselves to achieve glory”

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“The greatest form of bravery is when you have to fart but you have diarrhea.”

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“If I didn’t have an arsenal of reasons to drink, I’d be an alcoholic. “

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“The outfit doesn't make you look fat... your fat makes you look fat.”