livvie 🍸🎱

just a 22 year old loser ❤️

[albertnatural]

i have ben drowned on speed dial

[supermariomamafucker]

when its Touch His Nipples Tuesday during Fuck His Ass August

[pjackk]

WORK THOSE HIPS QUEEN!!!!

[huariqueje]

The North Sea - Patrick von Kalckreuth , 1955.

German , 1898-1970

Oil on canvas , 70.2 x 100.9 cm. 27 5/8 x 39¾ in.

[dogpuppy]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[warriorprincesstramp]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[kidsinthehallpics]

HE’S HIP

[kidsinthehallpics]

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

[gardenxkisses]

Wait is he saying that or is she

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[the1920sinpictures]

1925 Sheet music "I'm Tired of Everything But You". From The Jazz Age, FB.

[kidsinthehallpics]

Is it the T?

[kidsinthehallpics]

HE’S 45

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[76ello]

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

[ceruleanfuckup]

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

[oldshowbiz]

Kevin Nealon and Phil Hartman starred in the first thing Norm Macdonald ever wrote for Saturday Night Live. They performed as characters that would later become famous Norm Macdonald impressions - Larry King and Burt Reynolds.