livvie 🍸🎱

just a 22 year old loser ❤️

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[jsudsgf]

#my next bumper sticker

[unteriors]

Atley Street, Soldiers Grove, Wisconsin.

[lauraneedstochill]

SHAWN HATOSY on TODAY (▶ prev interviews)

[gondwana]

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[fapper]

What me and jay saw on my hinge yesterday

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[energyprison]

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[perplexingly]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music