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for all of your needs tomorrow :) yes i did these instead of my homework whoops
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
the fact that gerard and bert were just openly fucking like that is so funny. imagine you are ray toro on the taste of chaos tour 2005 trying to make music in the bus but gerard is like oh hold on. my disgusting smelly greasy bff is calling my flip phone he wants to smoke and fuck right now. ask mikey. and then mikey is like oh hold on i have to go meet up with three guys who have been following me around like dogs for a few days ever since i started wearing pheromones. ask frank. and frank is like aw sorry man my goth girlfriend is coming by to walk me around on a leash all day later. better luck next time though <3 peace and love.
No one talk to me, don’t even look at me
PICK UP THE PHONE!!
happy transmasc icon due to his small stature saturday
category 2048721 mcr moment
my god
6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*
Parents: no one will marry u if u do that
girls will have frank iero mirror their deep subconscious scars with fatherly/parental emotional neglect and won't even notice it until theyre crying at some choppy video of frank preaching life lessons to a crowd of his fans at his show because they wish it was frank and a younger version of herself instead:--)
The conversation around abortion shouldn’t be “are you absolutely sure you want an abortion” it should be “are you absolutely sure you want a child”. You can get pregnant again. You can adopt. But you can’t half-heartedly raise a child or change your mind midway through parenthood. Children are a huge responsibility and if someone isn’t 110% sure they are willing and able to do it, they shouldn’t. Having a baby shouldn't be the default because of how extremely demanding and difficult parenthood is and the irreversible damage it does to a kid to be raised by someone who didn't even fully want parenthood and wasn't prepared for that level of responsibility.
Not Bob Bryar trying to blackmail mcr at midnight on a Monday… the tour has clearly been difficult for him
Concerning behavior…
There’s something about the way people say mcr was fated to happen that makes me go insane, because it’s real. before mcr they kept passing each other by, over and over and over again. It was mikey trying to join franks band, and ray and gerard being in a different band together before mcr. It’s the fact ray was mikeys friend before he ever even met gerard. it was frank being in the underground punk scene and never once hearing about any of the bands the others were in until mcr. There were so many missed connections, so many times they could have stumbled into each other’s lives. But it had to be then. It was four kids so desperate to make something in the wake of tragedy, reaching out shaking hands in a begging plea of you’re not in this alone, let me break this awkward silence. It was creating something so beautiful and blinding in its earnesty that it pulled in everyone around them like gravity. Everything fell into place, everything worked out against the odds. And continued to. Mcr was written in the stars I think, but even if it wasn’t I’m pretty sure they would’ve come together anyway. Stars don’t mean anything to a black hole, and that’s exactly what mcr is.
One of the most important things about mcr, and what makes mcr so awesome, is that not one single member is cool. Not one of them! They are all so fucking lame and weird.
Gerard gets asked about his artistic inspirations and he goes on a rant about Joan of Arc and squid. In lotms he had a perfect replica of some Lord of the Rings sword in his room and a notebook labeled 'Star Wars Notes'. There's literally too much to list.
Mikey is a shivery chihuahua of a human being who got more ass than anyone else in the band and got his first bass by stealing it from Gerard's ex and used to tuck his hair under his glasses and stalked his favorite band up and down the east coast. After he got famous he would invite random dudes he met of WoW to his real life house. His favorite book is IT, and as someone else who's favorite book is IT, that's not a hallmark of a well adjusted human being. He got asked for a joke in an interview and the best he came up with was "a man walks into a bar... and says ouch! :)"
Frank dropped out of a psychology program at rutgers to live in a van with 2 dudes who didn't shower. He's a perpetual motion machine of a man who said in some interview that when he got bored on tour he started reading the hotel shampoo and toothpaste ingredients list for something to do. He posted his whole ass on instagram and cries after shows. He wrote a song inflammatory enough to get the secret service on his ass and his dad drummed on tour for kiss and was maybe the last person to speak to John Lennon.
People like to act like Ray's the normal, well adjusted, cool one. He carried a spider-man action figure with him for like a year. He collected Pokémon plushies well into his 20s. He went to fucking film school and got an alfred hitchcock tattoo and made a movie abt a guy who ate eggs and went insane. We all saw the mr. Pea(Nuts) thing he posted like last week. We've all seen the pictures with James Dewees.
All four of them had an interview with a porn mag and wouldnt shut up about dnd. They wouldn't write a song for twilight but they did for Yo Gabba Gabba. None of them are cool and they don't care and that's the whole fucking point.
Stats from the North American leg after the final LA show
Shows played: 37
Unique songs: 54
Total songs played: 715
Most frequent encore songs: Helena (15 shows) & Vampires Will Never Hurt You (14 shows)
Longest Vampires Will Never Hurt You streak: 16 shows
Number of vampire double feature encores: 3
Bullets UP 5.14% compared to the EU leg
Danger Days DOWN 6.98% compared to the EU leg