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i’m originally from hawaii. i was born in cali, though. lived there for two weeks. “why only two weeks?” you ask. cause moms was there for college. she was sick at basketball and got a scholarship to a small school in orange county. cypress, it’s called. she was just a kid from hawaii that never thought she'd get off the rock, but did.
then some dude knocked her up and dipped out. never met the mufucka. if you’ve ever seen me rockin’ a “who my real dad tho?” tee, well now you may understand the inspo for it. anyways, lets jump ahead to two weeks after I was born...
so we're back in hawaii now. single mom and me. these were the best times. islanders tend to have massive families and we were no different. i had a shit ton of cousins and, as far as everyone was concerned, we were brothers and sisters. we all lived under one roof cause we were fucking poor. it was seriously the best, though. so here’s something strange that most people don't understand: in hawaii we learn to hate the white man. the "haole." and me being half haole made me somewhat hate myself. but that’s a whole ‘nother rabbit hole that I’d rather not go down. where was i...oh yeah...
i lived in hawaii till high school and moved to virginia cause the dude my mom married is from here. we moved to nova, though, which is a whole 'nother place from what people would normally think of virginia. i resided in va till college and bounced around schools. went crazy in between. made mistakes. shoulda died. learned a lot. made it out somehow.
i live in richmond now and i fucking love it. people who talk about wanting to just gtfo of richmond just haven't lived enough life to realize how great it is here. it's fine. they'll find out in time. hindsight is 20/20.
nowadays I make really dope websites, try to surf and skate as much as possible, ball is actually life, and sleeping well is a priority ha.
holler at me if you ever want to talk about elon musk, music, surfing, or theories about the true purpose of life.
oh and I just installed a bidet at my house if you want to try that shit out.
-Jon, Juan, Juan Juan, Tanawa
