The smooth, tasteful removal Wikstromâs hand struck him very much like watching some grand, stately cat had immediately turning to lick clean the spot where Wikstrom had just scratched it. It may have occurred to him to be marginally injured by the gesture, had that train of thought not immediately derailed. That same hand, moments later, clutched dramatically at his steel-clad chest.
âGodâs breath!â Wikstrom exclaimed, horrified. âMy eagerness falls upon me like deepest shadow, obscuring mine eyes to simple courtesyâ surely, Sir Sieboldâs name should have been the first word on my lips! I pray you forgive this poor creature of his thoughtlessnessâŠâ Wikstrom cleared his throat, standing just a little taller. His tone gradually into something more conversational, if not a touch formal.
âAye, sirâ Siebold is indeed both brother in arms and a dear friend to me, and âtis by his invitation I visit you today! I am to be his âplus oneâ to the very event he is to cater, you know. Ahum⊠provisionally, that is.
âTis his truest wish to provide a perfect service, and I would be devastated to see his dream crushed by my own unwitting hand! My friendsâ triumphs are my own, after allâ 'tis it not reasonable, then, to size a man up before such a momentous occasion?â
His plus one...? Wikstrom was to be Siebold's date to the event? Perhaps Juan had underestimated the closeness this grand, theatrical knight shared with Juan's favorite French chef...
"'Size a man up', you say? Ah, so here are your true intentions laid bare, sir knight," Juan purred, his smile looking all the more cringed with each passing second.Â
But this faltering did not--could not!--last. What sort of man was he, to feel even an inkling of... dare he speak its name... envy? Nonsense! What could the great Juan possibly feel threatened over? No, no, it was merely this giant steel-plated ham's rudeness that had bristled him; to have greeted him with such enthusiasm, only to make clear his insincerity! Yes, this is what bristled Juan now!
"Then, if you would offer me this privilege, allow me to ease the mind of, ah, Siebold's brother?" Juan's hand suddenly came forward to take Wikstrom's into a strong handshake, clapping his other hand on top of Wikstromâs as well.Â
"As the final Gym Leader in all of Hoenn and the Pokémon Coordinating Champion, under which Hoenn's Champion Wallace has studied, you may come to understand I am a man who demands finesse, opulence, beauty...! I would not entrust the opportunity of catering one of my events to a man I did not see these qualities within. And I am, indeed, also a man who loves nothing more than to bring those in need of such opportunities into my world. Ahaha! Can you not see it now, sir knight? With this level of exposure. Siebold is poised to take the world by storm if he plays his cards right! Surely, as a well-known, respected, and talented member of the Elite Four yourself, you understand how advantageous this is!"