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i saw a cybertruck both to and from my way to college and honestly it just feels like a bad omen

life is so much more fun when you have a funny and patently incorrect conspiracy theory to peddle, so I’m starting a tag game. here are my two main ones:

portland oregon was made up by the government

chiropractors are a scam made up by big spine to sell more bones

@flowers-of-anise, @thequeerforest, @gayoticbeing, @homoquartz, @hooliganhiccups @judeisunsure, @ineffablefood, @understand-some-thing-some-time, @that-one-greml1n, @lunarsolar1, @mirellapryce, @theunicorncomic-blog TAG OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN

judeisunsure

hello it's me i have not disappeared for month(s)

anyway i do subscribe to the dead internet theory i dont think the whole internet is fake but it would definitely be a considerable portion by this point

i just want it to be fall i just want to wear sweaters and jackets i just want the leaves to turn i just want to feel a cool breeze WHY IS IT GOING TO BE 88 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY (*｀Д´)ノ！！！

the show glee is just kidz bop for annoying gay people and send

goated marching band show idea

opener - don't take the night away by chris rainbow

ballad - space oddity by david bowie

closer - rocket man by elton john

it's past 9pm you know what that means it's time for inexplicable yearning hours

my dear god i cannot scroll through tumblr anymore. IT'S ALL GAY IT'S ALL GAYYYYYY I FED THE ALGORITHM AND NOW IT'S ALL GAY FANART

well yeah i'd sure hope i listen to myself the most

WHICH ONE OF YOU PHONE APPS KEEPS TURNING MY FUCKING MUSIC OFF.

i'm so funny . i'm so silly and i'm a goober and i'm never really in a good state of mind when i open this hellscape of an app just kidding i love you guys the like 3 of you that there are anyway im having a great time and i have a job that pays me over minumum wage but it's below minumum wage in other states and after i pay for gas and shit for my car all of it is... gone?? i guess??? but anyway im really funny and hilarious and smart and i'm the hottest man alive

what do yall know abt these kids toys. sometimes you gotta sit down and play with some blocks. dont worry about that government process for a few seconds. let's play with some monster trucks instead

#im losing my goddamn mind

oh ok so finn wolfhard is releasing midwest emo music now. thanks spotify for letting me know.

fuck it's actually really good...

andiv3r-archived

I'm insane. I need to beat faulkner with a stick

judeisunsure

i thought you were talking about william faulkner. i was like what could this early 1900s author have possibly done to my dear friend

#so it appears #we may have different interests

i'm so glad my gluttony amuses you @andiv3r

i feel so lost these days and yet my entire life is falling into place

graduating, getting a job, enrolling in college

is this really all this is meant to be? the american dream? i feel so privileged and yet so alone

maybe it only feels that way because even though i'm making so many strides for my future i am still in my childhood bedroom

still untouched, created with love by my nine-year-old self

and my life is still so uncertain.

the mango makers have got to find a better toy than those weird ear thingies they stick in the middle. I have so many ear thingies and i don't even know how to play with them. Are they like trading cards?

#shitposting

some birds are making a nest in my carport they're so cutie aurrrgg

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