Forever 46

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Twinkie filled with humus

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John KillEmInAnInstant would like to shake ur hand

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quickly, theres no time! you must combine your they/them energy with my big dick energy!

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call me the rancher cause i manage Her D

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at work today the topic of converstion was pregnancy and a coworker said she hss no comment since she got sterilized and i said "whats wrong, tube tied?" and no one laughed so i said "cat got your tubes?" and no one laughed again since they couldnt. they werent there. none of this happened i made it up. i dont even have a job.

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time loop that ends when you walk around naked in public

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thats remarkable *remarks*

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Joe Schmoe has his name first, while Plain Jane has her job title first, implying her identity is not as important as her job #patriarchy

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do you even give a shit about me? do you even give a single stupid shit about me? in the whole world? entire world? It?

Yes

No and dont talk to me that way

Voting ended onJul 7

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its time for this puppyboy to become a dogman

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a cuck walked up to a lemonade stand

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oh i get it, db cooper is meant to represent us, the viewers

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i have the body of a greek sod. yeah just some guy

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what if we found alien life and they out-freaked us

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i call it outfidelity. not being loyal or cheating, its a different direction entirely

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"im on a tight schedule"

"im schedule"

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this particular character design choice was added for my own arousal, but it also compliments this other character design choice which was added for... you'll never guess.