[jukeboxpunk]

Names: Michael/Valentine(or Val)/Gadget

This account's mostly to have a place I feel safe dumping horny thoughts or venting about nsfw stuff. Ask to tag whatever.

Open to chats but I'm mentally ill so pls be patient with me. Most likely if i'm not replying or seem like a brick wall i'm freaking out over our conversation.

DON'T BRING THESE ANYWHERE NEAR ME:

c///g//l

"Da//ddy do//ms"

"D//addy" as a title

"B//aby b//oy" as a title

M//isgendering / det//ransition

Another limit: don't try to give me orders or address me as a slave/pet/whatever the fuck and DON'T try and give me ""punishments"" i'm not a fucking dog and this can trigger bad memories of abus3

art in icon is mine

[monstergasms]

As a monster dildo connoisseur, I can say with confidence Bad Dragon is shit. Their quality is like. Slightly below average while their prices are INSANE. I highly recommend Xenocat Creations, Fantasticocks, or Primal Hardwere for cheaper and higher quality toys. The first two are on Etsy and the third has their own website.

Ok, see this is the kind of information we are looking to share to our readers. I am sincerely glad we have a monster cock connoisseur among us to make better recommendations than I can. Thank you very much for helping us.

[steamandcream]

Reblogging this to loudly simp for Strange Bedfellas, and twintails creations, but GOD strange bedfellas makes amazing products! I have a hoard of their toys and they are phenomenal, and beautifully made. Highly highly recommend.

[pro-leztrans-lewds]

Better dildo options. :D

[sluttynurse]

pussy? cock? balls? you want it? it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

[rio-feist-deactivated20250217]

in a kinda mood where i need to be on my knees with my wrists bound loosely behind me so my mind can go quiet and i can just watch him with soft eyes while he slowly takes it out and I can whimper right before he shoves it down my throat

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(mlm, nblm, queer reblogs only)

[jackinrabbit]

If only this tub was big enough for two; imagine all the possibilities in a dreamy pink sea~

HE/THEY; Minors DNI

[hellmonstercock]

thinking about a friend teasing me--in a friendly way--and pushing their fingers into my mouth, and being surprised at how immediately i go down, getting all soft-eyed and obedient and leaning in--and then realizing suddenly how they could take advantage of me, make me do anything

[jewfrogs]

this shit sucks i wish i was having gay sex

[weebsinstash]

concept: an alien/robot absolutely destroying your pussy for 'research' but winds up being super into it and saying 'the results were inconclusive' so they have an excuse to keep going

[mydearcryptid]

how do i volunteer for this

[jukeboxpunk]

Holy shit i've become obsessed with the idea of having an alien penis. Specifically a prehensile tentacle-like dick but with the look of like those dragon cocks with ridges n stuff.....

[deletedblog1579-deactivated2020]

Can you imagine wearing a fancy victorian outfit and then unbuttoning your pants to reveal a monstrous knotted bad dragon cock, like would that be aesthetic or what.

[primal-vamp-prince]

THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS WHAT I WANNA BE!!!! THE GOAL!!! THE ULTIMATE GOAL!!!

[jukeboxpunk]

lockdown + fires really fucking us over down here. it's been so long since i've seen 🌸 and got a new fwb 🎸 who lives on the edge of the red zone. He's safe but... i really want to just be with one of them

[jukeboxpunk]

"to all my trans babes out there" literally shut the fuck up i'm going to hit you

[jukeboxpunk]

wanna have sex with someone who loves me and doesn't see me as an object or a fetish

[princessvodkakiss-deactivated20]

i need a long and handsy make out session. its an emergency

[lilfuckmutt]

[prettyprince-mlm-deactivated202]

If a pretty boy would like to bend me over a counter, push my face down against the cold marble, and fuck me so hard I can’t do anything but beg him for more I … I’d like that.

[nasty-little-thing]

Okay this one was a bit more difficult but I love how it turned out

✨He/they✨